Damn Tell me you are joking!

@googles, why?

I was just wondering, ladies say we guys lie like hell, especially in relationships. I know one can not judge based on few examples but you can share your experience on here about the worst lie you have ever been told by a lady or a guy,

Damn! Living wid someone for the rest of one's life! Marriage is scary mehn. I guess it takes God to make it work out.

My fone, internet and my desires, yes my desires until they come to pass.

Can't wait for 2moro's victory, We rock, Go naija!!!!

Variety is the spice of life, they say. Play safe and smart   If you have got the balls and smart enough, none of them will burst you, Retreat and settle down with the one you love the most when the game is over. At that time, you would either thank your stars or realise that your life is bleeped up big time

They denied they paid any ransom in other not to encourage some other potential kidnappers to go into the business of kidnapping,

Lol, you want me to start crying because i received a dumped scamming message? That kind of scamming message has been in existence since i dont know, only a dump person will fall for it, Na you be digbolugi, aja and eranko

hahaaa, You are right, the gurl is pretty, kinda tempting

i just same message with the same picture just now. Thanks

LMAO, abeg @ice don't frustrate or discourage the gentle man that is looking for the love of his life jare, wetin b ur own sef ?

bahhahahaja

By the way, are scammers only from Africa? Another stupid conclusion from a dumb ass.

Everybody has been mentioning zeal but there is one guy called Seal- a musician, based in the state, i learnt that he is a Nigerian. I saw him on the TV last night, Men! hes urgly. The God- father of ibadan politics, Adedibu is also urgly. Urgly old man

I want him out, . . he sucks!

I want in out, . . he sucks!

You all suck!

@ eezzy, are you in South Africa? You know much about SA. You are right, SA may soon join if care is not taken with their Zuma of a guy.
Cheers

i love those hurrible pictures, they show how my dear country looks like (at least 60%). Home my sweet home, i will never forget you even if you are hell on earth .
Thanks egin, i have one of those pictures as my computer screen saver now

Shame, how much is $50k even if she didn't save me from going to jail

whitelexi:

Some peeps don't believe in love, we all have our reasons, but trust me, denial is not the best way to go about it
Once cupid shoots that arrow through your heart, love will arrest u. . . no 2 ways about it

What if i consider being a reverend father?

candies:

@ fawwyb,
Oh my Gosh! It sounds like someone has been terribly hurt here
sorry Dear, but love is real sweet, it's not meant for only the weak, it's one of the greated gifts God gave to man. It's one of the most beautiful things that can ever happen to any one.
I love to love so much. It's simply heavenly.

Yea, someone, a selfish fellow changed my idea of love, i thought love was real in it context i never knew it was meant for the selfish and weak minded

Love is for the weak and self minded folks, Love sucks and have never come 100% real in real sense of it.

lilrukevwe:

So now Male done they look 4 male by advert or na mistake see ehn if na mistake better change am because i done they interest and they get pity for you maybe if u change am i fit look into your case

OLOJU KO KO RO, ERANKO

They will never change, the word "change" is not in their dictionary. No be those hungry chick you dey talk about? Forget! i don suffer well well for their hands, they won't change

Very funny, she must be the hungry type. She probably had no one else to obtain then she thought of you- "her spare tyre"

My guy, dump the hungry asshole, that you eat from a local bukka doesn't mean that you are poor or rich. if she really loves you, she would have followed you to the bukka even if she wouldn't eat. She even had the gut to tell you that you should take her to tantis, that shows her kind of gurl. I get sick of some Nigerian ladies that are materialistic. True love doesn't care about eating from a bukka or at tantis, ok?
Dump her, let her go to hell. Waki and die chic

Our kind of Love is a selfish phenomenon. Has anyone ever loved someone unconditionally in this world? Its always attached to what one stands to gain in any form of a relationship. Love turns a brave man to a big fool and makes a lady loose her mind I was one a fool in love, NEVER again
LOVE SUCKS in its totality 

Hell No! I would rather remain a bachelor. A prostitute or thief?

sorry dude, she dumped you dirty cheap ass