JazzyPhizzle, i feel sorry for you. many men will come here and talk, their cases might have been worse if they were in your shoes. i'm kinda sleepy right now, but i'll be back later tomorrow to say a few words. however, is your girlfriend aware of this other friend's pregnancy?

[size=3pt]i wonder what my baby would do to me if she found out my neighbor got pregnant for me.[/size]

bluesky, i can only imagine the lies about your virginity and/or sexual conquests.

j-girl, living in kirikiri can have psychological effects on the permanent resident (you). i understand your problem. but not to worry, i'm here to jerk it all off on you for the 1st time.

j-girl, lean back before i pour "it" all over your behind. remember, it must be that ass cos it ain't your face.

Nokia 3250. na condition make me buy this phone. however, the sound is superb and i want to add a smartphone (Sony Ericsson or Black Berry) to it.

i have stuck my gbola in some holes but have never released sticky lotion. what am i?

@olunifemi
sweety, i love your car sooooooooo much!! anytime you come to lagos with it, please make sure you give me a call so that we can roll to the cinema or the park in that flossed out whip.


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now what the hell is he waiting for
after him, there would be many more

can he get an encore

did any of you guys in this thread listen to Faze's Letter To My Brother? Kolomental is a party song on the album, no doubt. but even 2Face has a party song, No Shaking on his own album. did it deliver any message across? no. why? cos once in a while, we have to get jiggy, move our bodies while the ladies can baraje and wind their waists. i don't see why the comparison of both Plantashun Boiz should be on those trax. you guys should listen to both albums from beginning to end and come back with more important things to say.



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thanks for the info, CJ. any idea of what the subscription/instalmental fee might be? i'm on the glo network and i'm patiently waiting for the right time to get a new phone. the sony ericsson M600i is a 3G phone, neh?

adewunmi, how many do you want to drive at the same time? or are you buying the toyota corolla for me?

dewunmi, your location changes so swiftly. sure the mercedes plate number is beautiful and the honda city really is a cheaper car to maintain since it would run on a daily basis (considering work from monday to friday) in terms of fuel consumption et al. for your ML, as a confirmed yoruba babe, the owambes will expect your arrival from an all black SUV Benz. meanwhile, make una dey pray for we wey still dey roll on leg-bus-okada to arrange at least '92 model 4 tires so that we sef go fit pose small 4 go-slow.



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before reading dewdrop's post, i first looked at the pic and one came to my mind before anything else was a picture taken from a yoruba musical video. anyway, nice Benzes, dewunmi! wetin do ur mama plate number?

good luck, chibdo!!

@promise72

that was the honda accord Tyrese used in the movie Baby Boy which also starred Snoop Dogg and Ving Rhames.

ChiefoH, look at your sig again. even you, are not above *gbosa*! don't tell me you have pix, upload them for all to see. d'oh!!

omo na mental case
start to dey crase
na we dey rocki dis place
KOLOMENTAL

my sis thinks the animated Tuface is badder than the one in real life. however, i like both songs and listen to one without the other on my phone.

so my people, make una jus dey Holla Oi E dey go as una dey Kolomental!!



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@kello

alaroro buy the cd and support your brother. don't give your money all the time to foreign artistes.

Sony Ericsson S700i. the phone that has stayed with me for the longest time in my life (1year and 7months).

Osewa won't let me log on with that id.

@ChiefoH

so it's no longer a maxima on 3rd mainland, abi?

brown leather seats too. nice!! so why do you want to sell the car after 6 months?

yes Rhod, it is I, the Black Child.

@One

very true. even Koro who's a muslim was at the Redemption Camp last friday at the vigil to "campaign". plus, they still know they cannot survive by their mortal selves without the backing of otumokpo. even Idi Amin believed in Allah and still carried out rituals. truth is, when you're bad, you never feel safe without spiritual protection from a diety.

did any lagosian see PM News this evening? the political thuggery from the PDP is just getting worse. i even saw Koro on awolowo way in ikeja with his thug supporters. good thing lagos didn't accept the holiday.

i must warn you all not to go out and vote on saturday. let them bring the ballot boxes to our various homes and those that registered can vote. as for me sha, i am going to the safest place to be; The Barracks.



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bros, which investigation again? or can't you see Liverpool challenging and winning whoever in athens already? please, go and put on binoculars just in case you've lost your glasses

however sha, Faze rocks!! i think i still prefer him. like my weed friend would say,

2face is the only one they gave chance
Faze is a Kolomental
but Blackface is still Ahead Of The Game

rememeber my nairalanders

if u no send me oo
people dem dey wey send me oo

i just clicked on this thread for the 1st time and what song came up on radio? E Bi Like Say- 2Face just at the time we were complaining about this uncalled for public holiday.

this one goes out to all the politicians
me i no send una oo



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1 major question; why did you suddenly change your mind?

1 minor question; have you got pix?



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this is f**king ridiculous!! i never saw this coming and i have no money. although, i haven't left the house yet, ikeja's as busy as ever. make una hold me ooo b4 i wound pesin 4 aso rock ooo!!



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tundysho, why are you complicating issues here? on another auto thread, you asked Democrat (Old Glory) what to do about your car a/c as the heat in naija was/is killing you. i can see your location (Paris, France) and i won't doubt you.

you see my friend, the 97-2001 maxima goes for between 800k-1.6M. your car is a manual transmission and an '89 model for that matter. plus, it's nigerian used! 650k is too much. note that i am not interested in the car, but i'm just trying to be realistic here. a guy sold his for like 380k/400k (auto transmission, a/c, leather seats, cd player, non-alloyed, etc) anyhow, i wish you luck! as u dey my home base, you should be able to get someone to buy it at that amount cos it won't fly in lagos.



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@9ja4eva

Man U might rule the barclays, but certainly not UEFA 2007!

@4Play

lmao!! guy, leave all those tori first. when it comes to a game, let's face it squarely. i don't live in the UK or have anybody in merseyside that should make me bothered about their wrong way of life. i enjoy Liverpool's futbol and That's That S**t.



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