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FINALLY, NGIGE DECLARED WINNER
Zamfara - 40,000
Lagos - 90,000
Katsina - 30,000
Nairaland- 10m
Anambra - 00,000

(In JEGA's voice) I now present to you the Winner of the election, the new Governor of Nairaland, NGIGE...

At the END, there will come a TIME when these children wil be advanced in age and they wil be ashamed of THINGS like this, calling their dad by his name. Then they'll automatically re-adjust. SMH hmmm

When he was making the vows, "with my soul I wed you, with my body I honour you and all my worldly goods I share with you.
am sure that also included his phone, besides since it won't be a problem to me if he has access to my phone I don't think it should be a problem to him too.

SeyiJayden: P.s this iz ma first topic

You just made up the story to get comments huh. Smh @ Op, I think you can do better, go get a life.

Op, a handsome and rich guy with good manners and God fearing, you know they exist. Is that too much to ask for?

Ab025: I wish I knew that ur friend, make I pretend say I be pastor so that I can nyash her quickly....

Foolish gal, must she marry a pastor? Why not marry d pope..? Or propose to chris okotie...? Or sheikh Abubakar shekau..!!!

What is it with women and prophesies when it comes to marriage, can't they just be natural..? Must they always go and meet mallams, pastors, herbalists etc to ask abt their future husbands.....?

I watchd an xrated video of 2 guys (acclaimd pastors) really fvckin a lady all in d name of husband issue or childbirth issue or whatever......(The famous power-enter video)....some ladies just want to hear directly from God by force right here on earth, why not just die first....!!!

They sex pastors, they ask for whom to marry from pastors, infact some even discuss secret family matters with pastors without consultin their husbands....

Somethin is wrong wit some ladies...#

Hmmmm...

Elose11: We have not seen anything here in Gwags, Abuja. Though the weather is a bit cloudy. Those of you claiming to have seen it in other parts of the country, how sure are you?

You sure say you carry your pan of water or you hold ur tinted glasses, if not how else do you expect to see it, huh? Smh

Sun and moon seriously struggling, survival of the fittest. Exits thread, rushes over to space to make peace for them. But I'll need cover, so nairalanders help! Very soon una go see a third party, so don't say I didn't tell you.

Showing her this ASAP

A friend is confused. She has been told by several pastors that she was going to get married to a man of God (pastor), now there is this guy that seriously wants to get married to her but he isn't a pastor and doesn't have the traits of becoming one in the nearest future. Though she sort of loves him but she is confused, should she marry him or wait for the prophesy to come to pass? Please Advice.

No food in particular. Just give me the recipe and ingredients, shikena. And I'll sure serve you with a delicious meal.
Cooking is my hobby, go ask my oga at the top.

You go vex if I laugh?

That's why I don't agree with this all your ex must be your friend.
Finally, it get as this world come be oo. The fiancee never even enjoy intimacy., gave the guy her v-card Juz one night, she might have gotten the virus. And all these girls wey dey jump from one man to another never catch am, this world sef I fear oo.
Take heart

For the reasonable ones that have contributed thanks. Bt for all of una wey think say I dey joke abi until it happens to someone you know before you go know say no be jonzing huh?

15years ago, He impregnated her but denied responsibility and ditched her. She gave birth to the baby boy and he looked exactly like his runaway dad. Yet, the man abandoned them.
Now, after 13years of marriage, no child. Should he go back and beg for forgiveness?
If you are the lady will you forgive him?

@ Op, what are you trying to say?

Not a good way of starting a marriage, I tell you...

See as them dey pretend, the reason you won't cry is cause you don't really love the girl. Bt if to say you love her, guy forget that thing oo you go really cry abi your tears gland has been removed?

another VIRGIN thread

YOU guys eh. Girls demand for money una go talk, if dem no demand una go still talk nawa oo. If she dress well, you boast infront of your friends "datz my gal" if she no dress well you go follow your friends dey yab her. The poor gal is juz trying to look good for you oo bt Guys I fear una die! For ur info Stingy no dey good

But wait oo, Op were you expecting me to read all that? I juz had to apply scanning and skimming method. SHIKENA

thareta: Awwww sweet. Especially wit a barritone voice nice smile plus dimples too ohh ma gosh
*slips into wonder land*

keep Dreaming oo

Phobiaphobia Fear of fear

If you ask me na who I go ask? But wait oo, over 3 girls nd I knw you are stil looking for preys your case dey God's hand.

If you ask me na who I go ask? But wait oo, over 3 girls nd I knw you are stil looking for preys your case dey God's hand. :oIf you ask me na who I go ask? But wait oo, over 3 girls nd I knw you are stil looking for preys your case dey God's hand.

Dahbutter: Isn't it funny op that despite all this more yoruba ladies are getting legally married daily than a lot of other tribes especially igbos?

U might have to do a naija marriage registry research to confirm this.

legally or not legally, marriage registry or not isn't a criteria. Maybe I should educate you more, the Igbo's mostly believe in traditional marriage and white wedding but as for all this court marriage registry affairs they are not into it but yet marriage in Igboland keep waxing strong.

chokl8candie: will try but getting her out of the house will b another issue . Tried conviencing her to agree goin on a blind date wiv a single frnd of mine ...she looked at me as if i ws high or smth. But i'll try engagin her in other out door activities b4 she evn thinks of suicide

I don't think going on a blind date is called for now, not yet. Let her be first of all through with the trauma the first one has brought her before diving into another. She first of all needs to pull herself together before she can be able to start all over again. GOODluck.

moscobabs: my was a very funny and embarrassing moment ooo.I was invited to a burial ceremony at a village in Ondo state call Ilara-mokin in 2004.immediately I dropped at the bus stop a mad man ran to me and say...hey!!!!! why do u were my cloth type Abi na my tailor cut some pairs for u out of mine?...lol and behold I looked at the rag the man put on very well it exactly d type of cloth I put on and I came from Lagos,I could not change the cloth again.do u know the most embarrassing part? the madman followed me till I got to d party and this lunatic embarrassed me till I got to d party.thank God for the policemen at the party ,they sent him back immediately I explain everything to them.

I've been observing things here, bt am sorry oo E BE LYK SAY NA UR OWN WORSE PASS

@ Op, knw ye this "all gals aren't the same", your MISS RIGHT is on the way, take am jeje. Juz observing sha...

I need another handkerchief pls cos mine is alreadY wet.
ThankGOD for my mum, she is indeed a virtuous woman.
I promise to play my own role, I cross my heart.
Bt have you prayed for your mother today?

Caracta: This brought tears to my eyes. Rest in peace Michael. You saved a life. Rest well.

I don't even think a handkerchief can wipe all the tears strolling down my own eyes. Never knew we still have GOOD People in Naija. May his gentle soul rest in perfect peace, Amen.