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Webmasters / Re: Nairalanders, How Did You Discover Nairaland? by fecta: 8:22pm On May 25, 2019
I don't even know.

I just found myself using it.

I got stuck to the romance and sport section

Romance / Re: Why Men Do UnCloth Ladies Before Sex And After Sex They Leave Her To Dress Herse by fecta: 8:16pm On May 25, 2019
Biglittlelois:



@bolded is it during sex?

Yes na
Properties / Re: Lady Cries Out After Rented House Gets Demolished By Govt After A Month by fecta: 6:22pm On May 25, 2019
reccy:
The landlady should be held responsible for everything and anything you lost there... Sue her and let her pay for the damage.

Sue who?.

For 9ja??

Uncle stop watching too much oyinbo films.

The best thing that can happen is for one celebrity to give her money and a new house.

Ps:

Oga which network you DEY use na?

Y u theif my FTC

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Romance / Re: Why Men Do UnCloth Ladies Before Sex And After Sex They Leave Her To Dress Herse by fecta: 6:19pm On May 25, 2019
Please I want to know if I am the only one that like when girls leave their shirt on so that I can have something to hold other than pulling her hair.


And to answer the question, once we release we are as weak as a baby, in that state we can't even dress ourselves

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Family / Re: Man Weds 2 Wives At The Same Time.see Reactions(photos) by fecta: 6:08pm On May 25, 2019
The title of the thread alone gave me an erection.

Imagine having a thresome without worrying about paying 60,000 naira to the participants.

Imagine the brides studying different styles in order to attain supremacy as the top wife.

Imagine not waiting for babe to finish her period but jumping on the other one in times of konji

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Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha’s Statue Suddenly Turns White As He Leaves Office Amidst Jeers by fecta: 6:06pm On May 25, 2019
You guys will not shut up angry

It's when he starts allocating 100 million for statue renovation that's when you will wise up. grin

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Romance / Re: Can't An Average Man Have Relationship In Peace Again, by fecta: 6:01pm On May 25, 2019
Josephilemona:
I have a girlfriend who is a corper, beside every beginning of the month I normally give her monthly stipend at least for a mature girl that should be enough, but seems she's never satisfied with it, after squandering she begins to demand more, if am not able to provide, she becomes angry and aggressive, so I asked her she does with her monthly nysc allawe, she said she Normally share with her siblings and parent, but want to drain me. advise please, am I truly stingy or she's greedy?


Oga if you can't give her the money someone will give her 10% of it and tear her punaon your behalf.


I have always told guys , a single girl that asks you for money when you are not married is a Automatic Olosho.

Ask the poster below to share his experience

Romance / Re: Why Poor Men Lie To Get Women by fecta: 5:57pm On May 25, 2019
I. Don't know why you have to lie.

95% of women are products, look for the one you can afford or better still find true love in the 5%


My sisters if you were angry at the comment I made you are a product shikena

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Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Lady You Get From A Runs Website? by fecta: 5:45pm On May 25, 2019
lawman88:


Thanks. I thought as so but the lady is doing her NYSC, that makes me felt, she can keep herself in marriage


Marry her bro, I mean what do I know , as long as she does not have Tonto dike or Regina Daniels character you are good.

Most of our fathers married their wives by going to their fathers house to drop tubers of yam without knowing their characters.


Happy married life



But remember Okafors law oooo.


Her pussy is not your pussy alone, your neighbor's sons will enjoy.

In fact give me your address

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Investment / Re: Stamp Duty: 16 Commercial Banks Fail To Remit N1.6bn To FG - Reps by fecta: 8:02am On May 24, 2019
I am sorry.

I saved space in a useless thread please someone should call a mod to remove this space, I thought it was a Tonto or Regina Daniels thread

Crime / Re: Herdsmen disguise as Okada men to smuggle weapons caught by Nigerian army by fecta: 4:00pm On May 21, 2019
This is the job of police oooo But they will be busy collecting bribe, if there is gang fight or theft happening you can't trust them to appear.

But just try and travel to Rivers state, you will see them at every 100 metre collecting bribe . angry

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Politics / Re: Speaker:femi Gbajabiamila Tours South East With 103 Elected New Lawmakers(photos by fecta: 3:57pm On May 21, 2019
I must be a politician and save all my future generation
From poverty in Jesus name. Amen angry angry angry

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Crime / Re: EFCC Docks Man For N7.6m Fraud In Kano (Photo) by fecta: 3:52pm On May 21, 2019
Where can I sign up to be an EFCC officer.

Because I know that all the money they recovered will be shared, that's why they are trying to catch 10 people a day. cool cool


But seriously police and sars should be deleted because EFCC and Army is the only one doing their job

Kudos to them.

Tinubu will be next in Jesus name. Amen

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Travel / Re: Damage Caused By Heavy Rainfall In Lagos Today by fecta: 8:32pm On May 20, 2019
Christian00443:
[sup][/sup]


Una no dey tire

Everywhere Congratulations to our last winner
Travel / Re: Damage Caused By Heavy Rainfall In Lagos Today by fecta: 8:26pm On May 20, 2019
Nameooo:
Hmmm..


Banned in 3 2 1

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Travel / Re: Damage Caused By Heavy Rainfall In Lagos Today by fecta: 8:25pm On May 20, 2019
Omo this is weather for two ooo wink wink

Just arrange your bed pick up ur phone and call sister Funke.

When she comes whip out your Bible and pray against any marine spirit that caused this carnage. angry angry


Because when two or three are gathered in his name he is there in their midst .

Hallelujah.

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by fecta: 9:14am On May 20, 2019
fecta:
See this show ehn

At the beginning of the episode everyone watching was questioning Dany saying that she should not become the mad king and burn innocent people.

But after the death of missandei and the dragon everyone is shouting DRACARYS, BURN DEM, DIA PAPA, ROAST THEM.

See how easy it is to go berserk after losing someone or something important

Next episode go hot ooo


And Oga Jamie finally Bleep that girl but went back to cersei Chai....
Arya na confirm playgirl hit and run.



My prediction is that Dany will die ,cersei will die,
Jon won't accept the throne .

Democracy will be introduced and BUHARI will be the first president of the seven kingdoms.



Remember when I predicted the ending.

It came to pass

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Romance / Re: Pastor Caught Having Sex With A Church Member by fecta: 7:02am On May 19, 2019
As long as they are both single I don't see anything wrong

They are adults
Religion / Re: What To Do When A Fellow Christian Falls Into Sin by fecta: 6:50am On May 19, 2019
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Religion / Re: What To Do When A Fellow Christian Falls Into Sin by fecta: 6:46am On May 19, 2019
People seff can not use their brain


The concept of sin is that man gave way to the devil by eating the apple.

That sin has been washed by Jesus already.

Now you can choose to live right according to human laws or break the laws it's your Choice, but God won't judge you for it because Jesus is standing as a mediator for you already.

Now I am not saying that you should sin, but if the qualification for heaven is a sinless life WE ARE ALL GOING TO HELL.

Modified: and for people that want to quote me just remember that even GOD BROKE HIS COMMANDMENT . GOD KILLED AND TOLD PEOPLE TO KILL

IF GOD CAN DO THAT WHO AM I.

NOW THINK ABOUT THAT AND READ THE BIBLE AGAIN .

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Watford: FA Cup (6 - 0) On 18th May 2019 by fecta: 3:59pm On May 18, 2019
So they have not given it to man city since.


Don't waste our time and data and give it to them jor

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Family / Re: Husband Chats With Many Ladies On Facebook And Whatsapp by fecta: 2:28pm On May 18, 2019
grin grin grin grin grin

In every country there are faithful and cheating partners. Mikel Obi's wife is not complaining looks like you picked the later.

And it's not a Nigerian thing ooo

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Romance / Re: Do Igbo Men Have Tendencies As Husbands? by fecta: 2:23pm On May 18, 2019
Timmypromise:
Slave in the making
Just know if he die you will sleep with dead body


Lie

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Romance / Re: Do Igbo Men Have Tendencies As Husbands? by fecta: 2:21pm On May 18, 2019
Roshina22:
I just married someone who is igbo. What’s their tendencies as husbands? Something I should look out for? Any do or don’t do advice?

Thank you


Igbo men are different from one another.

But just make sure you can cook and you are safe.


Also call him daddy or Nna in the other room when you are knacking, don't do it too much or you will give birth to triplet oooo

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Romance / Re: Naija Husband Talks To Too Many Girls: Advice Please? by fecta: 2:18pm On May 18, 2019
It's not Nigerian way oooo.

Cheating is not allowed in any country.

You should chat with guys too online maybe Me, the brother above and below can assist you with that.

And if he finds out say it Is your country way too.

Maybe he will learn

Sports / Re: Amazing Photos From Anex Stadium As Manchester City Where Handed The EPL Cup by fecta: 10:53pm On May 12, 2019
Vizzy4u:
Fecta have u seen these ones?grin beautiful

.i am not pained we were the only one that gave man city a fight and we are in the ucl final 2ice in a row.


I can't say the same to Man Utd cheesy cheesy Chai Cardiff raped you guys.

Accept my sympathy

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Wolverhampton Wanderers (2 - 0) On 12th May 2019 by fecta: 4:59pm On May 12, 2019
oshe11:
That rule doesnt apply to EPL


Just check Google
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Wolverhampton Wanderers (2 - 0) On 12th May 2019 by fecta: 4:56pm On May 12, 2019
Martinez39:
Hurray! Man City are the champions. Liverpool, the club that never wins anything despite coming close, has taken second place.

We will win the Champions League

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Cardiff City (0 - 2) On 12th May 2019 by fecta: 4:52pm On May 12, 2019
Vizzy4U come and see ooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Wolverhampton Wanderers (2 - 0) On 12th May 2019 by fecta: 4:51pm On May 12, 2019
Martinez39:
This thread suddenly became cold. Liverpool fans are downtrodden. grin cheesy

When Man City where down by a goal and Mane had scored, Loserpool fans thought they were up to something but Man City gave them

Go back to your Man Utd match

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