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komodapson:
Thanks boss...abeg check your email sir

Oh okay... Been a while I check that inbox self.

Sorry to everyone who sent a mail amd haven't gotten a reply I'll attend accordingly.

Season greetings to everyone.

Evil leaders that dont like to see common citizens succeed.

To all those posting photo shop dashboard I hope your aim has now been achieved make una worry them go frustrate life out of you all that you'll have nothing left from your earnings whereas their own children are living puch life overseas driving the most expensive cars and having all the beautiful women of the world. No be bu.ha.ri son I carry one Moroccan girl go deliver to the other time at his residence in VI?
Dey there dey post dashboard... 7.5% tax is here.

Pearl1910:
If na him get the car, this advise is perfect.

Na him car na... I roll with car owners alone everybody here na car owners the only person on rental that we know is cheerfulgiver but him no get car now

Pearl1910:
It's cheap sef...how much u want make them pay?

Nawaooo... And Uber Bolt dey given us N700 trip this period. I did like 3 trips on 24th all ended N700... At ogudu ojota pkapka

komodapson:

Just drain and service again with new filter and oil you usually use.

Normally when yiu change brand engine will smoke for some time and stop. Again the cold oil on a hot engine can also cause it to smoke.

Dailyparrot:
It cost between [b]18k to 20k [/b]now to travel from Lagos to Imo state.

I put in the price to give room for negotiation.

Are you kidding me??!!

Wow!

This is serious!

Abeg na me go go carry my family come back by January be that because I cant spend my 2days effort on transport alone

yommie007:
Well said.... baba you spoke my mind.....

Aswear! I didn't want to say somethings that will hurt a struggling man's feeling.

That job (who even offered that job self is it gentlelife50 or who self) offer would have been a very great one for him but tye guy just went on limp mood... Thats a sign of laziness from begging... This is why Yahoo boys will never do anything meaningful in life evennif they eat it big because their mind is centred with begging so they can't put in effort to work.

In any case I pray for him shall.

Johnchrix:
Did some online interview, Still waiting for their response boss..
Merry Christmas Oga Felicity.. Wishing you long life and prosperity sir.

Nice! Wish you best of luck.

Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year ahead.

komodapson:
But na the monograde na him I pour SAE 40, the smoke no be here ó...my sleeky car don turn DAF truck....I drove past conoil , but I had already poured the total monograde and i haven't tried the Conoil 20w-50... But it seems Oando seems good also....

Omo ...e be like say na name all those company dey sell jare...
I'd it being I had more time to think, I wouldn't have taken such irrational decision.... But I was running out of time, N1M before 31st

But I go await oga Felicity make him tell me the implication of the use of monograde Oil as against SW 20 - 50....seems I won't have to wait till 2000miles before I change the oil then...
But I go await my boss Felicity make him school me...

Baba na flexing me I dey I no get any thing to tell u...

Fire down till the engine pack up then replace am... Lobatan!

Dailyparrot:
15k per head

Watin happen?

Make una deyntake am easy na shuu!

Johnchrix:
My oga them Make una remember us o were never get moto do u small give away this Christmas one love..

Guy! What do you really want? Somebody ask you to contact him for a job slot with daily feeding... Everybody is struggling in this country ooh even dangote self is finding it difficult in this buhari tenor. I've told you b4 take every opportunity seriously b4 laziness and cooperate begging sets in.

ReadaDream:
I'm not sure if he went ahead to make the report. I made sure to report to Bolt through email though.

I didn't tell Bolt I told him Ogun will kill him o

Menh that guy really pissed me off.

Na normal thing na... The last one I'd was on Uber chat... I curse the man small because I was driving if not na fire of Elijah him for see...

komodapson:
Welcome on board... Oga Felicity.. You need to initiate your boy here o....make him bam...

No no trait of hoodlism in him yet.

No initiation for him

tunlapapa:
I know human beings like it when someone is in pains, I complained about my pains been liked yet more people still clicked like.

Now I am happy that 2% is back, oya abeg like my happiness join with me.

2% back ke? For where??

Nifemi2020:
Oga Baz. Over to you.

Eya such a nice rider... The driver himself would have rendered an excellent service for her to stand by him all along.

tunlapapa:
Few pages back, you said you were married to uber.
So marriage to uber didn't last long.

Our divorce started since the day the 2% promo ended

A man with many wives has nothing to worry about at night.

BAZ001:
You mean say we @ Dru twenty three
Dribble me for public ?

You don’tmeanit
But he is a man of integrity always standing by his words.

I will wait 2022 is here


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Na be just dribbling self awilo even join

stephenponti:
May be the benz overneat or u are unfortunate to have picked 13
low life riders back to back out of jealousy they gave you 1star.

In fact you're very correct... The black man has a very dark heart so its annoys them to see their brother do better than them. Its so sad


Now, see a scenerio I was trying to explain on my post earlier.

If this Request Where to be on Uber driver cant arrive neither will the paid waiting time count down should he want to cancel or waiting for his rider rather the map will expect you go make a turn at Mile 2 from cele bus stop whereas the passenger is just opposite you.

Uber has a lot of work to do on their driver's app... When they're ready they should let me know


I got a perfect example on uber now.

This is opebi str, now just imagine the turning is 10km away whereas the rider is in the opporite side of the road.

In a case the passenger refuses to cross and meet me for some reasons that means I've to do the 10km to meet them up, or I cross over then wait there for 5min b4 I can cancel. A straight cancelling without waiting puts the drivers account at a risk.

tunlapapa:
Ever since they removed their 2%, morale is just not there.
I can't work my ass off for token. Now see what made for the time spent even though kanu's method was used to achieve the time.

Moral of my epistle is that no morale to work.

Ur own self even good me na only about 30k I don earn with them dis week yesterday traffic was sth else I just wonder how today will be... I turned down all request I got on Uber yesterday...

I told one to cancel that her rating is too poor (4.12) or thereabout... She kept asking "where are you? "Are you at the gate?" Even whrn I kept asking her where she was going to shr won't reply but will be asking me silly questions "are u on ur way?"

The other one i'd already got to her PU o and we have been chatting all along, the next thing she called,

R: where are you? With a sharp voice
Me: I'm outside
R: and you couldn't call me? And you're doing business what kind of thing is that
Me: I was dumb founded for few seconds... Pls Request another driver.
i hanged up and she Immidiately cancel.

She'll behave herself to the next driver after waiting for maybe 20min or trying for about 4times b4 getting a ride.

Inside this traffic plus harmatan na him somebody won come stress me join? Nnbanu

ABSTRUSE:
Any Uber ride available for inter-state journey (Lagos to IMO state) on the 2nd of January 2022?

I gallant... What's ur budget.... Send a DM let's talk

peeps4u:
Was Chuwaa2 right?

I'm quoting you bro, hope you good?

The guy is carless, like no car for him to drive at the moment

He sold his Honda ball joint dislocating leg, the went on rental with a matrix. His aim was to drive with the matrix till the yr ends then save like 5k daily to buy a car for himself but he pulled himself down by stepping on the wrong toe and and wishing a fellow driver who is also struggling like him death and evil and most of even insulted the dead saying lack of sense was the reason they died.

Pride goes b4 a fall, many times he was cautioned but he never listen. Apology now won't solve his problem because its too late to cry when the head is cut off.

I just hope he learns his lesson when next he rises above his expectations in life again otherwise, frustration will be dwelling with him all the days of his life in earth.

Life no be by say you sabi speak English o (you go school)
Life na sense from past experience from yourself and other people.

No matter the level of achievement I'll have in life I will never pray to mock/bewitch/intimidate/takedown on a man who is struggling with life challenges. Never! God and the universe have a passionate disdain about that.

eyinola:
Na wa ooooo so uber don change I am owing them 5k and they block me ask me pay b4 i can go online..eno be like dat before na

Uber is really getting worse day by day I don't just know who's is the business adviser giving them all these stupid idea.

So they can update their app to restrict driver owning them commission but they can't update the app to make the app more workable.

Main setback with the app:
1) No address details on request.
2) driver can't arrive automatically or cancel unless driving to tye PUP b4 you can do that
3) Most times driver must get to the very last degree point b4 the wait time start counting. Meaning if the GPS picks inside the birthroom as PUP and the house is like 100m away to the main road it means driver must find his way there b4 he can wait to cancel.

Or PUP is Town-Planning bustop and a driver is at Anthony Bustop then the rider crosses over to meet up with the driver at Anthony which is just opposite each other o the Uber app will require a pin to start such trip or driver can not see the waiting time to cancel if rider refuses to cross over unless the driver goes to make a turn at maryland or at Anthony b4 the wait time will start counting.

These are the main things mitigating the Uber app and until they address these issue to make it favourable and flexible for drivers to work with then i see no way Uber is moving forward in this part of the world.

Who is their brand ambassador here? Is it tunapapa or pocochantis... I hope you taje this message across board.


And to all those bolt riders that gave me 1star rating una life don finish because never again will you ever enter a Benz in your life time since you've automatically blocked ur life out of it. 1 star rating means I don't want to ever meet this person again.

About 40% of the riders I've ride with could testify it's their 1st time riding in a Benz and you still have some that will reward you with 1 star? How silly! The few weeks I drove on Uber my 5star rating increased by 25 stars but bolt own only god knows how a 5.0 star rating dropped to 4.50 just after 13 trips completed yet they said it's after 40 rated trip.
Yeye app.

BAZ001:
If you ask me Na who I go ask ?
Na You suppose no wether e don land or still dey plane or dem don run me street ?

But I’m used to waiting...
Maybe Na omicron hold d plane

See d new plane here

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Baba dem don run you street ooh

So just forget about this one

This new plan enh... e b like aerocycle o i.e bicycle wey dey move for air. this ine problem go pass the other one oh

IFSHR:
Person they find car of 30k weekly, saying he will even pay 25k before and 5k after...you they tell am 50k per day

Since he said anything apart from corolla, I for advice the bros make he just try korope or tricycle

Wait oh did he said 25k weekly or daily?

The get mind oh... Nawao.

Shuu!! Enh! Na my own price me give am so...

Good luck to his search.

BAZ001:
You again ?
Are you not dsame person that called someone
Semi-illiterate black African migrant.

Now you are questioning feli certificate?


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No mind am, with all his English and certificate we're yet to see his name on pages of news paper for one excellent award or achievment.

But wait oh baz001 e b like tye semi illiterate American migrant don disappoint you on the hennesy matter oh because in ur last two posts you've mentioned him.

See I no won hear story on top that hennesy oh because you promise to share am with me o

Conner44:
feli the word you’re looking for is Tie Rods aka SWAY BARS lol

The thyroid you’re writing about is a gland in the throat of a human body that’s prone to disease which makes it swell up if dem give you chance you go write PSYCHOLOGY as ‘Sikology’

Second class upper Chief hoodlum I hail you main-main

I think say na thyroid be d spelling na...lol

I'm aware of thyroid gland... Wo! Abeg don't come and stress me now jor cichology ith no hard to spell na

All the same thanks for the correction Mr. English master

Terrence15115:
Compliments of the season everyone!
Is there any car owner here who is interested in letting his car out ( any decent car apart from a Corolla) for a week. Willing to pay the normal e-hailing delivery of N25k + 5k. That's 30k. Just want to move around with it this yuletide. I am willing to subject myself to any risk mitigating process. Also willing to pay 25k upfront and the 5k on delivery after a week. Please kindly contact on terrence15115@gmail.com if this interests you. I live around Ikeja and in a gated estate. Thanks

I dont understand this your offer oh bros... Who will be driving the car? You or the owner.

If its you we can deal for 50k daily

If I'm the one to drive you round we deal for 30k daily 8am till 6pm latest I'll be in charge of fueling.

No outside of Lagos travel.

Security deposit of 150k, this money will be refunded if car is returned in good condition like it was given to you otherwise kiss your money goodbye.

You will submit a valid drivers license
With 2 gaurantors

Okay, so my reason for going to mechanic village, trinity yesterday was to work on my car and I finally got the right solution to the problem after about 3months of use.

Suspension noise from the legs during oscillation on bad road and vibration of my steering when break is applied on high speed.

Culprit was the break disk, steering, lower arm bushing and thyroid.

Changed one lower arm bushing last week 3k and 1k for pressing.
Transport to ladipo from my house 1.2k
Workmanship 3k (the mechanic na yeye guy but my correct guy I only use him for emergency)

So I decided to get yesterday's job done by my specialist mechanic.

Gave him 12k to buy the breakdisk, thyroid and nuckles
2 BD
2 thyroid
2 nuckles all tokunbo.
Workmanship 4k.

Destination trip to mushin the blow empty to Apapa, road was very free.

So who was the guy that changed his breakdisk the other time on his Corolla how much did you spend fixing it?
Lets compare the price with my Benz

komodapson:
I never see this kind thing before ó....na this one Yoruba dey call "Ñkàn ñbé"...quite a Mystery...but boss, how you tey find yourself for that side, you carry surge enter satellite or Navy town ní? Omo...na MB you dey pull ó....tha side the road still dey under construction, though I went there around August last. Perhaps miles would've been covered by construction company...

No na Trinity, mechanic village, Apapa I go and on my way back I decided to put on my app to do some few trips b4 I go home na him Onome request oh. Both request came in just within 2seconds interval, first on Uber then Bolt.

She called with that pity, calm and like a crying voice asking where I was told her I was on a stand still traffic b4 mile2 bridge and assured her I was coming... She was going to agungi.

Bolt was on 1.3x while uber was without surge.

It was after the call I decided to check details and then observed it the same person and sane number on both apps. I quickly snap it for record purpose.

After a min she called back...
Hello pls sb wants to talk to u.
Okay give the person the phone.
A guy's voice cane through. Chairman I'm a bolt driver as well my car just went off... Just be on the service lane because she has a bag.

I tried to see what I can assist him with remotely but his car is a Nissan and I don't have any knowledge so I told him I was coming once the traffic cleared off.

Fastward, almost, 30min no movement at all I was still at the same spot and my phone was getting hotter and acting up so I'd to switch it off like 2min. B4 I could turned it back up Onome my love cancelled on Bolt.
You know most of them still believe Uber still charge for cancellation so she left Uber. This was after she noticed it's the same driver she is expecting so she probably want to try another on Bolt but since I turn my off phone she I didn't get her request again.

Immidiately after the traffic just suddenly disappeared and I flashed her and she called back.

Me: you request both uber and bolt and you expect me to come and pick you after cancelling on the other right?

She: no ooo I didn't request two ooh it's only uber I did

Me: (in my mind You're still lieing even in ur stranded situation) okay u request only on Uber abi? So when I get there and the other driver will be stranded or I will be stranded right? Sorry I'm not coming again look for a way out yourself.
She hanged up na so me I face oshodi straight.

Now Onome requested both on Uber and Bolt what do you guys suggest i do to her.

Me I go collect money on both apps ooh no be tell her to request with both apps.

mejai:
His first time after trying ur teaching

Its normal he will get over it soon

komodapson:
So sorry sir ..you know we get upset about this stuffs sometimes, but boss u should be happy it wasn't my Ògá-Boss F....... that replied. Na chronicles una go c ó

Makr una pardon d guy I've initiated him so he's now a hoodlum rider.

Also, I've thought him how to drive as well.