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donfortune48:
Lolzz.
I like your positivity sha.
At least, it's quite likely that you'll do well when you start.
But just know that you will never understand all our jabs, insults and counter arguments here, till you drive on the platform.

Before I started driving, I followed the thread for months without commenting here. And during that period, I was an ardent supporter of Dru23, and an opponent to Gazzuzz. I almost rejected the matrix given to me and was rather requesting for a Honda civic; due to how brainwashed I was, following dru23.

It took me less than 1month on the Hustle to turn against him and became an absolute fan of Gazzuzz.

Dru23 have cars on the hustle, but have never driven on it. And till he drives on Uber (either for fun or profit) we may never be on the same page.

Uber driving experience is unique and quite peculiar to paper statistics.

So you can actually make sense like this without joking around? Wow! I'm impressed.

I c what u did up there with the nomenclatures of both cars and monikers ooh only a wise will understand.

Conner44:
according to cheerful

He is ‘DYSLEXIC‘ so we have to try as hard as possible to manage him like that

Na u ghan ghan I won use headache do for the remaining days of 2021 so that your head go correct in 2022.

OmodavidoX:
Had a terrible experience with this delivery of a thing on Christmas Day.

Last last I took the stuff to be delivered back home. And it was yesterday I linked up with the guy in my area to give him back the stuff to be delivered.

He used wrong delivery address, the person the stuff was to be delivered to was not around, gave two different address which turned out to still not be the right one. It was already getting late.

Had to lock up and go back home with it.

I'd similar and several experiences in delivery reason i was calling the stupid girl yo come s9 I can clarify destination and everything details but the fool was talking to me via proxy and from a 50meters distance... And the trip was not on surge self... Menh... Young man take ur garri sack outta my boot. Rubbish! No time for nonsense!

donfortune48:
Feli..

Do you type and drive?
Why all these headache just because I dey read your comment?

Me i sabi pass sabinus oh yes I type and drive ooh

No vex oga mi na Conner4 I want make headache worry well well no b u

Sorry sir

Pearl1910:
What I think is the fare may increase, but that increase will not benefit partners cos it's a function of the 7.5% and d increase will be deducted accordingly.

So, for example a trip that's normally 1k will end up being N1,075 but the extra N75 ontop goes to d govt. Or Uber will bear the cost from their 25% profit. Na them Sabi, all I know is that they can't take it from partners money.

Now this again... Same Uber

Pearl1910:
Na Igbo girl sha...Felicity come o, come and see something.

The girl's mother is from Ondo state I don carry her b4 na so she dey do oooh she dey find husband

GeneralZodd:
. You give ladies BJ, but common 500k you couldn’t make this December. In portable’s voice Are u mad or something? .

Alaye I posted it to ginger my fellow hustlers on this thread. That account balance came with a lot of hardwork, sacrifice, focus and determination. Not impressing anybody. You can achieve anything you set your mind to achieve.

The general himself... Abeg do give away for only me and BAZ001 and yeyegbami and donfortune and gentlelife50 and pearls1910 (No no give pearl the guy get money ) and kanuisagoat and who again ooh... BAZ001 help complete the list.

Each of us 2, 2k but na my account you go transfer all the money to ooh...

GeneralZodd:
Quality service! A female Bolt rider bought me sliced bread, she said she likes my Customer service. Top notch she said.

So make we fry stone na abi?

Nawao... This country enh... Our attitude is so degregrated and sow...

You're driving a V8 SUV to attend a party and you left the car running with AC on while you're inside having fun just because you want the car cabin cold when you're ready to move.

The black man can never advance with this kind of mentality.

No wonder some stupid girls will request and expect a driver to be waiting for her them 20-30min in the sun.

Bad attitude... After 20min she called me after I'd picked up a rider and enroute to destination to ask where I'm.

Auntie do you expect me to be waiting for you? request another ride!

lonewolfchemist:
Felicity, please I need to reach out to you and it’s somehow urgent. I need to make a decision sharp and your input will help. I have tried to send PM but it seems your PM is full or so.

Can you please mail me @ gilorlandoc@gmail.com

Oh sorry about that... I'm always behind the thread scene so just read this now I hope it's too late.

Pls call me om this number

...

komodapson:
Shebí I tell Oga Felicity the last time make him carry you enter bush, you talk say no....No be me go tell you before you request for "Hoodlumic Form"....

In thus ratchet enh you need to be brutal and rootless.

Just imagine ine stupid girl order and I chatted her b4 i moved where she was going she said surulere without telling me its a delivery. Got to PU I saw sb discussing with another lady in a Camry after like 3-4min the lady left and a boy brought a bad and put in my boot. Tye boy was now talking to me that it's the bag I'm taking. Meanwhile, a Corolla pull over right at the spot the Camry left and the lady was standing beside the Corolla to receive what the man brought I supposed to her still.

Me: young man where is this stuff going to
Him: trying to respond to me then the girl was telling him to tell me to be going.
Me: tell her to come na, I was even trying to call her with hand signs
Girl: talking to tje boy and the boy was reporting back that she said she will send the contact to me
Me: Me dey no dey like delivery because it's too stressful especially when its a cash trip.
How will you be talking to me through sb and standing at a distance who tue fuxk do u think you're?

Me: young man take that stuff out of my boot right away!

The guy on the corolla was just surprise look at us both... I just waited and cancel afterwards.

No manners at all.



Na so one after I'd arrive and was parked right beside her where she would enter the car comfortably since the car owner side is on the safe sife of the road... Madam start to argue asking me to turn that we're going the opposite side b4 she'll enter the car.
Auntie enter na she said no.
Okay make I turn abi? No wahala... Her trip was card... I turned and zoomed off...

Pls don't ask me what I did with the trip... Na 1star I drop for her... Uber does 500trips average rating so I'm not bothered at all about 1 star rating.

Johnnybegood12:
Personally I don't see anything wrong with the question where are you.
Like wtf! Was the rider supposed to ask?

Courtesy demands you open a formal conversation with a salutation, the question "where are you as a means of opening a conversation without any form of salutation or something like "hi", hey" "whatsup" is rude and passes a wrong notion to the receiver at the other end.

We as Nigerians need to start remodel and restructure and renew our minds and attitudes towards people and everything if not I see no future for thus country.

That a man is a cab driver doesn't make him less human or warrant you to look down on them. Show respect to people as you would them to you.

Pearl1910:
VAT is a consumption tax. It's usually paid by the person enjoying the product/service. It can be charged as an extra cost or sometimes it's embedded in d cost of the service. Whichever way they want to do it, it's not partners that will bear that cost. Either they will charge VAT separately in addition to d fare like Bolt is doing with the 3% or they will increase fare to accommodate d VAT.
Since Uber/Bolt insist they are not a transport company but a technology company it means partners are the transporters, providers of the service and d collectors of payment reason why they need your TIN to tie all d VAT u generate.

I think I like this your explanation... Its clearer now with the 3% on bolt but the 7.5% on Uber is for what? Where is that gonna be deducted from?

It won't affect your earning to me means the fare for every trip remains the same but where is the 7.5% gonna be deducted from? Mind you it was clearly stated Tax and not VAT and does it mean all along partners have not been paying this Tax? Why then was our TIN requested?

Y1nka:
Before dru23 and co comes for me, and tell me how someone bought banana island with uber, please this is just my opinion . Thank you

Who still get fried chicken abeg

Fried chicken kill u dia...lol
Abeg do give away jor.

40k na beans?

deedee44:
That's how they will be saying it will not affect your earnings, so where will the 7.5% come from? Why do they need our TIN, why inform us in the first place if we will not be the one paying it?
It's like saying I will beat you with this cane but don't worry it will not pain you

Leave pearl1910 abeg mske him dey form paparazzi

Imcase you guys dont know pearl is Uche.

Gentlelife50:
Your engine must be sounding somehow, maybe it's you that won't hear it.
It could be smoking as well but your eyes can't see it.

You.this guy your craze even worse pass baz001 aswear

Pearl1910:
That's simple English na....make I translate to pigin... E no go affect the money wey u dey make
Besides why do you not want to pay tax? U b big boy o, stop doing like this.

Enh enh enh!!! Bros stop it! Abeg o I no be big boy

No be here we dey sb dey do us longer throat with app hotel.wey we dey always go pick rider? If I be big boy sabi I go tell the rider to wait while I pick up a bottle.of beer for the road... It's just 7k for a bottle Heineken at eko hotel. But shey I dey mad to do that kind thing helpless of 2week rehab sorry vacation...

Bros nobody be big boy here abeg no play that kimd play with me now abeg

komodapson:
Oh! My barbiturates is off the grid. My Snr Special Assistant on E-hailing and road affairs, his advise are always spot on & precise.... Enjoy your stay bro, so you finished second behind BAZOO in meeting the N1M target , but how oga Felicity and BAZOO are still on wheels, or they have increased the bar to N1.5mill...?
So next year we go fit play the track...

One!One!! Mill....
One!One!! Mill...(2x)
One!One million naira...
One!One!! Mill...
One!One!! Millionaire...

Ehn Ehn...less I forget
Make una dey rest ó, a driver rammed into a flat bed stationary truck...largely due to fatigue, seems to be one of the Corroboys...
*check on driverpreneur on YouTube to see fatal accident....
Ogun ó ní fì éràn wà yílè....(God of Iron, no go use our flesh tey sweep the road ó)
Hope I got translation right...

Me na 200k per month be my target now

Na just faji money I dey work for now

Any time I.won drink beer I tune on my app
I can't come and kill myself.

emmyN:
You work and earn sometimes up to 500k monthly, don't want to pay tax, but you complain of bad roads.

E be like say na sicklers full this bolt thread o, after making 200k easily then start complaining of ill health

Oga isn't that double or multiple taxation... What happened to the N20/trip we are already paying?
How about the 20% and 25% commission? Do you want to tell me it's been collected just to merge riders and drivers alone?

I worked N200k and you collect N50k as commison
I buy fuel 40k to earn 200k
I eat at least 3k daily making an avrg of 20 weekly.
Car maintenance assume it to be 20k
Total: 50+40+20+20 =130k.
Bal: 200-130 = N70.

And you still want to tax me on that afyer paying commission of over 50k? to my app coy? Are you for real or you're joking?

Aren't the app coys paying tax to the government? All drivers provided a tax number during registration if I can remember vividly uber requested for it during signing up so what is expected is for them to provided our tax clearance papers at the end of every year accordingly.

So what else are you asking for again.

Evil people
Evil leaders
Evil political children which I'm very sure you're one of them.

Kontinue oh you hear me so?one day you people will see something

donfortune48:
BAZ001, your Hennessey/Consignment still dey for garage oh!
E never even reach Cargo port seff.
The plane go tey well well before E go land this time oh!

And this one wey E be say na bicycle plane go fly this one,
Na November you fit dey expect am.

No! Not bicycle plan, bieroplane na him b dat...

Na so them.go carry BAZ001 go restaurant tell am.to order food (Jamaican rice) afterwards, baba go tell am make him sort him bill by himself. BAZ001 to before warn is to before arm ooh... Dam don run me America street b4 in naija so no loose ur guard.

Shine your eyes

I just pity that babe like dis... She go wash plate tire for eko hotel...

BAZ001:
2013 Corolla without loan
P:Johnny Johnny
J: yes papa
P: telling lies
Johnny : no papa

You are the only one that have associated with the telegram group in the whole of this thread...

Standing ovation


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Dont mind him... Many that where paid to sing the praise of bubu are regretting and crying today

BAZ001:
Are You are serious right now ?
Seems Nigerians prefer lies
APC/Liar Mohammed well don sir

Meanwhile you mean pay rent for
Lekki. or. ipaja command

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We have chevron in ipaja na

Why u dey dull na

Pearl1910:
But they clearly said it doesn't affect your earnings. Uber and Bolt must pay tax na...whether they shift it to d Rider's or they pay from their pocket, that's their business, it will not affect your earnings, so leave people that are posting 'photoshop' dashboard out of this abeg.

What do you understand with the phrase "won't affect yiur earning"? Dey there make oyinbo dey use English deceive blackman

Baba you're being tax simple!

Josephase:
No disrespect boss but this is a hate speech. We no say we dey catch cruise here once in a while but everything get limit small.

Whem he was cursing his generation and wishing himself death you didn't call it hate speech o now I'm telling you all how foolish pounce is and penny being wise you now call it hate speech abi?

Kontinue... I never get your time now... I'm currently in VI chasing my 2% I must complete 8trips today.

Lush100:
.

Bro, i be pastor oh
People wey dey play play away match dey fear me sef, I no know how this one strong.
My mum no dey send oh bcoz she know i be pastor.

Even sef, na u sabi
Me we dey ibadan go collect number for lagos....
I am more holy than pope 191 and Feli put together, i just get baby face datz all

Baby face indeed
Pastor ko alpha ni

If i tell u watin pastors, rev.fathers and alpha dem dey do u go renounce your pastoral ministry

By the way, I'm yet to see where God forbids a man from having more than one wife oh. Instead of u to collect No I dey there dey f9rm pastor... No b only pastor na pastolin

Lush100:
Let me give u interesting funny weird incident.
Yesterday went to an event with my mum @ lagos airport hotel .
It was strictly by invitation.
My dad after church said he wanted to go home. So i used his invitation card.
My dad said he would drop my wife n kids home b4 going home.
Drove thru agege via akanni Doherty road.
Anyway, got there
Met hefty looking bouncers & 2 "beautiful " ushers
Took us to seat,
Since then one of them refused to leave me oh.
She stood at my side,
Hitting me with het backside severally, event bent down to hit me severally,
Initially i thought they were mistakes oh as a result of dancing until i felt brest on the top of my head,
She said " sorry" about once or twice.
All these while my mum was still on the same table adjacent to me.
I had to be dancing on my seat and feign ignorance of what has happening as i wondered what was the cause , i even tried to remember what soap i used in bathing (who cut soap for me).
If not that i am more pope than pope191 , i for take am up from there but i am a good boy abi man.
Abeg who cut this kin soap for me.
Tried to take pictures of how close she was.
Imagined if my wife was there, she won't take it lightly nor would this lady have the mind.
I left after some sorvernier were served.

If u have experienced such, let me know what caused it

Lol...

Olosho work is now becoming lucrative and prudent ooh
You need to see the way these ladies carry this olosho work with much dignity and pride in fact it's becoming elegant for them to be call olosho.
See how they flaunt themselves on WhatsApp status, FB, Instagram and others you'll begin to wonder weather we now have a course called oloshology in our tertiary schools.

Can imagine one called me early this morning inviting me over to ikorodu all the way from AB city, you why you no fit come? Even her mum self was speaking on the background that I should remember her for give away.

Holy ghost fire kill u and ur olosho daughter dia!

I just wonder what this country would be lile in 10-15yrs to come.

Yahoo
Olosho
Drugs
Gambling

Almost every Nigerians is involve in one of these social life.

It's heart bugging

Barbiturate:
My brother. I dey village dey sip pammi

Merry Christmas and a prosperous 2022 to you.

Try dey enjoy your self, cos e-hailing wahala no dey finish

Abeg do me as jpworld drivers dem dey do that yr... Buy pammi come for me when you're coming back... I go wait for bergar bus stop for to pick up the 10ltr

Thank you in advance

FuckEveryday:

This guy is looking razzed now than b4... Shey na so we all be too?

chillex8:
Make una free this oil matter na.
E get why

Don't mind them they want to go wake up a dead mummy

Pearl1910:
Wo, God will bless and increase you. Because of ur heart of gratitude and appreciation, He will perfect and preserve his increase and blessings upon your life.

Not many Drivers appreciate what they have, they feel they should be working in oil company, oil company that doesn't exist.

Come una sure say no be Uche Bolt be this guy so

GeneralZodd:
Cheerfully giver no Dey hear word, him get coconut head, I warned him severally he couldn’t listen, he was over working the car. Now he his out of business. Only God knows what happened.

Money he's supposed to use and buy another car is what he's using to pay some stupid Yahoo/politician boys as rent in lekki. Foolishness at its peak.

He'll say he will get quality trip round Lagos... So we wey dey stay for Badagry, Sango Ota, Ibadan et el nko? We no dey get quality trips abi?

Common sense isn't really common shall

Pearl1910:
U roll with car owner that will put I "pass my neighbor" generator and okada oil Inside his car.

At least they will park where others are parked.