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Gentlelife50:
Just say you were missing something??

Let me go before BAZOO1 and Felicity will come and say you were missing poverty, I no wan mention am.

BAZ001:
In tunlapapa’s voice “you are just wasting your time or typing in vain”
Someone that will soon fight rider on Uber now now.
just like baloteli e dey him blood
if you like type epistles till 2mro he will still drop riders on 3rd mainland bridge.


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pocohantas:
5. He was as perplexed as I was and we fixed it together. After dropping me, he asked I book a cash trip to my nearest junction and leave it to him.

VaselineCrew:
Wait why is that ac gas so pricey?

Is cheb gas not good?

I would really like to know as I am buying a compressor tomorrow

komodapson:
Bro...How hustle? Quick one bro. Out of curiosity, I became worried about how someone can make a report /correction about a particular section of the road on Gmap.

So, I was fiddling with the map, thinking òyinbo wey do pencil na him do eraser, whitefolks oftentimes create avenue for correction/error. I never knew such existed on Gmap, lo and behold I saw the icon on top left corner, click and go on to feedback. Provisions are made for one-way, bad road e.t.c to report.

Note: The exact street/road has to be traced on the map

I don report that Baale

So if we all could report that exact portion, perhaps changes would be made.

@felicity: I don drop my epistle give Google...I'm sure you will also...

Gracias...

fk001:
I swear i respect that guy a lot, his sense of maturity is second to none.

pocohantas:
Cracks me up every time. Someone called me Pocochantis in another section and I knew he came from here. Hahaha!

kanuisagoat:
I hope Dru23 and BAZ001 are seeing this

YoungDreamer:
The last toyota camry I got on rental had so many issues. First was the masterbrake got spoilt while driving later the AC stopped working and the fuel I buy don't last. I gave up on the car and currently I'm looking for a car I can get for rental in lagos. I will so much appreciate if you guys can be of help.

chijioke17:
Nawa o, even this freezing night na em gbas gbos full everywhere, I go dey battle snow dey battle gbas gbos join, anyways, how are you guys doing here, been a while. E be like say na dru and baz be the new wwe fighters for here. Dear silent people o, so izzou get this kain weapons for em arsenal, sotey person dey use zenith bank begging beg am to avoid stray bullet.

Pearl1910:
Even if u show devil love him go smile.

Just show love and kindness to people even when they are hostile and rude to u.

Ask them what kind of music they will like to listen to and play it.

Shebi na u dey find good rating...then when the rating done go up again u can resume hoodlum.

VaselineCrew:
Bro is this your real dashboard?

izzou:
[color=royalblue]But how na?

I dey my own, him come tell me how him be big boy because e get 3 cars on Uber

The Hausa men wey I dey address as "Yes sir",some get up to 12 Howo trucks

One brand new Howo head without the trailer na like 36 million.

Then somebody get 3 Camry and e let me know say e rich.

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pocohantas:
The cab I entered today missed his way. I am not so familiar with that route, so it took seeing a spot from my childhood for me to know we were way off the destination. I was startled when I saw that spot, used to trek past it as a teen. You can imagine how long ago that was.

Trip of N2000-2500 ended at N4400.

Nice driver with his very vintage corolla. He was grateful I allowed us to fix the mistake together. I don’t even know what else I would have done.

Lush100:
World war4 go soon start.
Grab popcorn, straw and zobo.
Cia way dey drive as small pikin, buy car sorry jeep get company say e don tire to drive
Ikejaman way drive, carry fine job, lost for Lagos road, still wan drive after 5 years.
Bazoo1 where r u.
Pls stop blocking the TV.
No be world war 3 part 2 be this

izzou:
[color=royalblue]You wanted everyone to know how long you have been driving, hence you used my past thread to make your point

I don't see anything wrong with that too.

I actually wanted them to know how long you have been driving, so I figured out I could explain how I have grown from that boy that was job hunting to a guy that has his business and drives a 4runner (2004 model)

My point is you are still driving. I haven't said it makes you poor or little.

You still dey drive.

Me? I don drive finish, drop key.

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BAZ001:
He’s still driving chaiiiii ehhhhh

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But see matured cruise ... both throwing subtle jabs without cursing or mama’s cooking or cut&join pictures.
Felicity001 and lush100 una well done ooh.

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Why are you trying to create a storm out of nothing na?

He's right, and nothing is wrong with what he said

He was driving when I left the uni and was looking for a job on NL

I have worked for 2 years plus, and I have driven and hanged my boot, and he's still driving

What's wrong with that? [/color]

sharpk007:
Actually sometimes but very rare cases, driving a car without catalyst in Yankee is like carry bomb up and down( YOU WANT TO KILL)

Pearl1910:
1 bottle of groundnut N700. (Just joking)

But buy Fancy sweets and gum like N500 own.

Original Strawberry/sweets/lemon air freshener 2k.

Always keep ur car clean in and out. No dey enter pool of water to check nonsense.

Telephone manners and courtesy from the time u call ur Rider.

Greet you Rider with a smile and accent u don't have to gist with them but when they depart also say thank you with a smile and accent.

You can free N100 change for them...no do gree die to transfer 100 or airtime.

Sometimes when u r in d midst of surge bolt will give u trips without surge, embrace it, that's a sure 5star. Cos the Rider must have been trying to get a trip for long but because of the price he keeps canceling then when d price finally comes down, u r heaven sent.

No do alarororo with AC whether it's on low or High na same fuel e go suck. Put it on high, let Rider tell u "please reduce ur AC". Then when u do, after a while ask them if the temperature is fine. U can close your vent if d cold wan kill u.

According to somebody here, U be Buhari reserve driver so I am sure ur driving skills cannot be questioned.

No fight or quarrel with Riders is a cliche or like an adage. Everybody knows that. Better u don't start that trip than pick a troublesome Rider. When u see u have entered one chance, just keep ur calm, don't respond evil for evil, just maintain until u end trip. Max 2hrs they r gone. And u go on with ur life.

You can say "please don't forget to rate" if it's someone u had a good trip with, maybe a young guy or a corporate lady.

Finally, No dey form big boy wey get Benz, humble yourself. Don't intimidate ur Riders.

Hope this helps, Good luck.

Pearl1910:
1 bottle of groundnut N700. (Just joking)

But buy Fancy sweets and gum like N500 own.

Original Strawberry/sweets/lemon air freshener 2k.

Always keep ur car clean in and out. No dey enter pool of water to check nonsense.

Telephone manners and courtesy from the time u call ur Rider.

Greet you Rider with a smile and [b]accent u don't have to gist with them but when they depart also say thank you with a smile and accent.

You can free N100 change for them...no do gree die to transfer 100 or airtime.

Sometimes when u r in d midst of surge bolt will give u trips without surge, embrace it, that's a sure 5star. Cos the Rider must have been trying to get a trip for long but because of the price he keeps canceling then when d price finally comes down, u r heaven sent.

No do alarororo with AC whether it's on low or High na same fuel e go suck. Put it on high, let Rider tell u "please reduce ur AC". Then when u do, after a while ask them if the temperature is fine. U can close your vent if d cold wan kill u.

According to somebody here, U be Buhari reserve driver so I am sure ur driving skills cannot be questioned.

No fight or quarrel with Riders is a cliche or like an adage. Everybody knows that. Better u don't start that trip than pick a troublesome Rider. When u see u have entered one chance, just keep ur calm, don't respond evil for evil, just maintain until u end trip. Max 2hrs they r gone. And u go on with ur life.

You can say "please don't forget to rate" if it's someone u had a good trip with, maybe a young guy or a corporate lady.

Finally, No dey form big boy wey get Benz, humble yourself. Don't intimidate ur Riders.

Hope this helps, Good luck.

Barbiturate:
There was reason for it, you probably didn't read well. I'm not dragging who is old or new. I was trying to put someone right.

Meanwhile the person you mentioned above, I know when he started. In fact I know when he was looking for job on nairaland job/vacancies section......before joining e-hailing hustle

davit:
Lol. Can't say what transpired later o. But I suspect she called him.

Lush100:
No worry me and bazoo1 go reason your mata.
Low mileage civic

What of lemon leaking air-polluting low mileage civic.

Tell the guy say make e sell am by Bajaj keke.
Or buy original civic wey dey use original coolant from dru.

ReadaDream:
Brethren

We now have a low mileage Civic in the house.

Lush100:
Make I clear the name for una.

P na pearl aka bolt staff and defender
D na dru aka oga civic fleet wey no fit drive
C na cheerful aka ant driver with cut and paste dashboard using molue and always on vacation.
N na northchicken but i no understand how this one and Feli get beef because the guy is cool.

Omo i don make enemies already , i can see armor tankers at my window

I just dey cruise oh, make una no think say i mean am, na fun i dey look for.

But why nobody dey beef bazoo1, even when na troublesome noicemaker

Modified: i wan beg now,
U don see 2 sniper for my side.
Pls someone help me with that zenit bank staff wey dey beg Fayose meme .
I dey on my knees

geezyk:
Just set destination to abule egba, las las you go see ikeja or airport.

BAZ001:
Ahn Ahn
Someone can not play with you again ?
That’s how you use to do
Awon eyan scooby doo

Abeg Na true say if you don’t touch your Uber app after 3yrs your ratings will drop ?
You be veteran for here

skillip:
Good morning guys, please what could be the reason why my car temperature rises beyond the mid pin level ESPECIALLY when the weather is hot. The fan is ABSOLUTELY working fine. Cc:felicity and co. Thank you.

Barbiturate:
My reason for showing the acct is to let you know I'm not new in the hustle as you stated before. I stopped because I got a job and it wasn't my car I was using then. Ask very old timers who started the hustle before you, they will tell you what happens to your rating on uber if you stop for long.

For the person who saw 2 years ago, I was working with a chemical company 2 years ago and I had no car then. The first pix showed that the acct was operated over 5 years ago.

I have nothing else to explain or defend. I have made my point. I am not new. I started before a lot of you