₦airaland Forum

shilenji:
It's in ogunpa region in Nepal near Italy

Quite a comic relief!
Thank you.

KingMack:
It's located in Daura..you can spot people from there easily!!

They're tall and long

They wear white


Them no get sense etc

Make kwantinew

You are so creative! You almost killed with laff as you slayed with the picture. Calm down I beg.

Almost a similar approach that is causing the unrest in Ukraine, though that is NATO.

On this one the US will certainly have no partner.

Individual difference I think.
21 times in a month when it will take you food of almost 21 days to replenish what you lost for ordinary two rounds.

He may be very correct though that is like 7 rounds in 3 weeks and the last week you take a break. I can't try that. Must you ejaculate every time when you make love? I value my own too much. At least 10 times in a month I beg, nor be food!

It's not a joke some of these guys need good flogging, that type that will format their brain.

My guy is almost 45 and everyday he is on phone with a married woman in SA doing all sort of nasty stunt via phone. At that age he has no committed relationship, like how do people do that?

No matter how heart broken I do my best to keep the past at bay. I cannot afford allowing one past event to affect my present and determine my future. For what?

It's not really funny, sexing machines everywhere. It will boomerang.

mummyscenter:
Can you teach us some of the ways we can survive this economy

* We avoid buying petty stuffs from the sellers on the street. I do bulk buying from dealers in the market. Thereby saving on impulse buying and it gives me leverage to buy as if I want to sell.

* With my electric stove my gas can go for months.

* Family health card on one of the HMOs, done by my wife though.

* We go to slaughter to get our beef as if we want to go and resell and in my area we are surrounded with fish ponds that sometimes serve our fish needs.

* Have the kids in good school, quite affordable and though not the best for now.

* Somethings are cheaper in some places in Port Harcourt so when i am going back to family in Warri I get those stuffs for them and we have been managing.

* Wifey and I have side hustles that helps take care of any unforeseen, with this we don't really bank on our salaries.

Yes, sometimes we involve few families with us to do bulk buying on rice, beans and garri and share it accordingly. We call it Osusu buying, that one really helps also.

God has been faithful!

Hurry up if you know what is good for you. At 22 she will have little or no complications trust me.

You will count yourself lucky.

I insisted and married my wife at 22, I am also 13 years older than her. She grew into a woman in my arms as I watch her transform.

If she is your score don't let that age difference be an issue, they don't come cheap.

Nor be only bewitched, na belizard!

Lazy production.

The effects I can do Nollywood has not seen it. I am waiting for my time.

mummyscenter:
So what's the way forward, as we cannot continue to live like this.

On my own, I try implement strategies that will ease the biting of the economy. Then we hope, pray and vote for a better candidate.

The price we need to pay for voting in a very bad government.

APC brought a very bad government!

Aksnoopy:
illiterate ogogoro drunkard.

Go and bathe my friend before you kill us with bad smell!

Aksnoopy:
I thought you are from aniocha? You are a useless ogogoro drinking ur hobo man.

See as your mouth dey smell!
You dey find Urhobo man wey you wan insult? Oya, go that side go play. Ewu!

You dey follow me up and down like say na me give you weak erection.

Very lame and dumb indeed!
We have all seen how well your general has protected this country.

Sometimes just use your time data go watch cartoon.

Dead on arrival! No need bookmarking.

God knows he will not have my vote. Yes, I am that bold one man who will not vote for him.

APC should pack their load and go.
Even if he wins I will be very proud for not voting for him.

I wonder the kind eyes Jonathan go take look Amaechi for APC!
The North is really playing on our intelligence. Very crafty and cynical people!

GeneralDae:
Lol, too toutish to be a president. Would be the closest to the Nigerian version of Donald Trump.
The truth is I don't find any PDP candidate interesting at the moment. I care about the candidate first before the party. Even Kwankwaso would have been a better candidate for the PDP had he not decamped
to NNPP. But Saraki, Atiku, Tambuwal, Wike, etc are all no no for me.

It's ok. I like a very logical balanced life hence my choices above.

Both parties should do well to feed in their best. For me I will prefer anybody from PDP to any APC candidate but for Amaechi and PYO, I am having a second thought.

*Amaechi
*PYO
*Obi

I respect their quest, at least for the first time.

It will only be an act of respect for Jonathan to honour the invitation to serve.

I make bold dear Ex President GEJ, your children at the North needs you. Like it was last Sunday reading as Jesus said He is the good Shepard.

Your sheep needs you now, if you can, if you seriously can, HONOUR THEIR SACRIFICE.

GeneralDae:
Peter Obi manageable.

Another one please!
Wike?

GeneralDae:
This your list get as e be. Only Amaechi and Osinbajo look okay there.

Give me two good names for PDP na, abi na one party system?

pharmagba:
A Vice president/ coordinating minster of economic material

He is too frugal for a president

You use the right word.

To give time to truncate the whole system again.

Nice one INEC, the country cannot stand still because of one political party.

We move!

I am also interested

He is a presidential material no doubt!

You guys need to do more because some people wey cow urine dey their head still dey run follow Jonathan, Atiku and Tinubu.

My sound minds are

*Prof. Yemi Osinbajo
*Saraki
*Amaechi
*Peter Obi
* Tambuwal

If I see any of these in the ballot he will have my vote regardless of the political party.

Time to look at the future. 2023 is the year to retire all old politicians, we are not joking here.

Aksnoopy:
yesterday you were ur hobo, today you are anima. All these loud mouthed agbor boys sef.

Your mumu na factory fitted! Very irredeemable! I never said I am Urhobo. Ewu!

He has sinned to God and to man he has offended no body.

Even if he had an affair with her it is the business of two adults. Anybody calling for the head of the Apostle is a big fool!

When she was enjoying the escapades she did not involve anybody. It will be a crime to humanity if she has claimed the Apostle raped her, or slept with her and did not pay her her olosho fee and other types of crime but to pull him down because you both had an affair is completely madness to me.

I will not call for his head because I am even a worst sinner.

omoharry:
There is no bond holding these three ethnic group together. These are people that do not see eye to eye becos of greed, hatred and ethnocentrism. The whole of Delta state is now backward and a ghost of itself because we have refused to put our greed behind us for development to take place. It would have been better if each of these three ethnic groups lived separately from the other without crossing part. The only thing that is visible among them hatred and mistrust among.

Yes, you are very correct. On the flip side, check properly, there is a bond. They cannot leave separately, God has wired them to forever be together, blessed them with every natural resources they can never exhaust till the world will end but He left in them a free will gift of greed, He is watching if they can grow above that point to see how very beautiful the other side of the garden is.

We are watching!

Ijoh:
We are never ever one.

Ijaws are for Ijaw Republic.

It's ok.

3exe3:
Sorry not my intention

Thought u were one of those

I personally hold no grudge or hate against no one

I got itsekiri friends here

No probs bro. I love Warri to the core because there is no place like Warri. Love dey flow for our blood.

Onos and I were at far away Owo for a burial and we were looking for the venue of the place but I was able to spot this bike guy just with a single line from his mouth as he said "e nor far" instantly, I called him out that he is a Warri guy. Onos was surprised how I was able to know when they started speaking Urhobo. Funny, I asked them to seize noise as he carried us in his bike to the venue without taking money from us.

Round this country I have met Warri people and each time we meet there is no distinction between who is Urhobo, Itsekiri or Ijaw. The bond is strong and we are one.

TUTU147:
Good one, after the five state all igbo community in other region will fight to join Baifra.

In your dreams!

TUTU147:
God bless you my brother

Amen and bless you too!