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GlorifiedTunde:
Abeg put Graphic Picture!

Psycho!

bolajioginni:
very soon now you will hear its rihanna that wrote Sade for adekunle gold

Lwkmd! Really?!

Y does the snake have two antennas like a snail? Abi am I the only seeing this?

itsMrIke:
Aunty calm down, the young man is just trying to make light of the situation na...

Exactly my point. And IMO it's pointless.

butanep:
hahahahahha.... I though you won't reply. Good you did

So you know what maturity is all about before coming to rain insult on a thread you didn't open. You are very Immature.

I would ve let you be but I just want to put you were you belong.

Next time never jump into a thread to rain insult on anyone or say trash. Just simply drop you comments and walk away. If you know you don't like the thread, you better walk out than say nonsense. Not everyone take trash especially from a lady.

If I don't let you know, you will continue with this nonchalant attitude. So think & reason before you comment on thread.

If you like quote me again... am fully ready for you.

Omo na wa oh. U go fear story! U have time. Unlike u, I spend my time more preciously. Uv just expanded the guys thread unnecessarily. Good luck replying with stories dude. Have fun!!!

truthlegend:
in a world where craziness,weirdness and absolute madness is celebrated,I personally find the following things girls do very annoying;

1.snapping pictures with one hand in between their legs as if touching their privates:is the world not sexualized enough for you folks?we would fare better if u stop redirecting our eyes to the curse that remains the bane to most guys progress in life.

2.wearing of leg chains,and toe rings:this act used to be the trademark of wayward girls back in the days but now its been normalized so much so that it has become a fashion trend among many girls.

3.dancing only with themselves(I.e girl and girl) in a party or club:this can be very annoying and suspicious especially when they constantly turn down advances from guys.

4.bleaching of the skin:so many coke and fanta skinned girls everywhere because of this useless mentally of "I must be fair to sell"Wetin you wan sell?black is beautiful

5.wearing of skimpy and revealing clothes:yes!!we agree we love to see it but we prefer to do so in private that's why doz parts u show us in public and mess up our mind is called private parts..if you want to practice ashawo business get a room and stay there, don't come to the public next time to cause vehicular and mindular accidents.thank you.

The words of a Hypocrite. All these dudes be forming like they hate some of the above mentioned behaviour esp no 1 and 4. Oh pls! Spare ur fake thots to ur self only.

alexistaiwo:
y do ladies always want the last and most important piece of a guy's meal. imagine she didn't want to eat out of the semo but want a share of the fish. I dey craze?

What's ur beef? And I don't get how this is soo annoying that u had to start a thread on it to publicise ur annoyance. And Btw, don't generalise. Keep ur frustrations to urself cuz ur clearly d only one complaining abt wat ur gal does to u. If u don't like it so much, tell her dude and don't make a public statement abt it. Jeez!

butanep:
you meet the wrong person... the one who is ready to make little sense from your dull brain...

If you have been saying nonsense on this forum before and others have been ignoring you, sorry you meet a tough and hard guy, that is ready to put you where you belong...

I am talking on how to improve the way you reason, you are talking about s*x. When will you learn sense... Common sense is not really common they said... You lack it big time...

*sigh* words can't totally explain ur predicament. There's absolutely no point wasting more time exchanging words with u. Completely pointless. Grow the fvck up. A wise and mature person would have backed out of this senseless argument over a fvcking doll a long time ago but u just proved to me ur none of that. I'm out. Peace!

butanep:
me pained for a faceless & low-life like you... Godforbid. the same idiotic thread you came in & comments, can't you see how stupid you are?

Your level of illiteracy is really high, to the extent that it's affecting your brain. You better upgrade your life and stop putting your frustration on others...

Broke and dirty ass low-life girl...

LWKMD!!!!! D tin pain u too much sha. Were u denied s*x by ur gf this morning? Y so frustrated?! Ur the one who decided to turn the whole thing around by taking it too personal. Why don't u just walk away? It's not gonna cost u anything. "Broke and dirty ass low-life girl" mehn u crack me up.
Get real dude!!!! *kiss* *kiss*

butanep:
You see how stupid you are... Of everyone that commented on the thread, you are the only one that sound very stupid...

Everyone gave his or her opinion in a funny way but you came here acting like one desperate single lady...


You lack manners and good home training... I wonder the kind of guy that is going out with a dirty ass like you...

Ur pained. Just shut the fvck up and sit ur fvcking ass elsewhere. Idiots on nairaland putting up senseless threads all in a feat to draw unnecessary attention to themselves. R u that jobless or lonely? And wat brot up the issue of d guy dating me now? Seriously smh for u. Oponu! Get a life! Peace out!!!

What won't one see these days? Oyibo people tho. The weirdest people on earth.

butanep:
This sound crazy and funny but there is an atom of truth in it...

If as a girl you didn't play with such dolls, it means you are not ripe for marriage and also your childhood was dame boring...


The dolls was owned by almost every babies yesteryears... it makes then feel so happy and comfortable but it's now looking scary to babies of this indomine generation...

Ladies over to you. Which of you used these dolls @ pics below

Stvpid! So ur evaluating a girls ripeness for marriage with two stvpid looking dolls?

tosyne2much:
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Smh! Illogical points.

olillywales:
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These are tearful moving images of members of the Bring Back Our Girls group during the meeting with president Buhari yesterday.President Buhari condemned former president Jonathan's response to the kidnapped girls,calling it unfortunate ..

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http://www.metronaija.com/2015/07/photos-bringbackourgirls-members-in.html

Bull.shit in the highest order. Abeg, talk something reasonable. Dont give us this fake ass actors here. We all know now dat the whole bring back our girls campaign is just a hoax. Arrant non.sense. Let them continue to deceive demselves.

iLovePusssy:
Why is errbody condemning d o.p .. all these women wrappers sef. Ha! the b#tch deserved wah she got. Op yhu try jhor! Buh @ least u for juz free d b#tch mke she find her levels na,cos as it is right now ur juz wasting her time and urs as well.
And for all these p#ssy A55 niggaz talkin bou how d o.p nor try, how he's immature, callin him names..blah blah blah. SMH ah pity for una. Women go carry una eyes see pepper! These hoes ain't loyal @ all!

Nigga y r u swallowing the guys paracetamol for him? E pain u pass d dude sha. Abi u have a romantic interest in him?

iLovePusssy:
Cheap lying a55 b#tch..She even demanded for a samsung galaxy and some money... wah differentiates her from a prostitute Nothing! Op, it was a very good thing u tested her, thnk God u didn't mke that silly mistake of taking things very serious with her. Na dose kain gurlz de kill dier husband, inherit im property and then start flirting with numerous sugar boiz all 'round town.

Judging from ur statement, it is obvious ur level of maturity and common sense is extremely low. How da.ft can u be to utter such? And who told u they wr dating? Omo yii sha. O stvpid gaan.

Pchidexy:
I met this girl when I was a teacher in a private school five years ago. She was a teacher as well. She was a hell of beauty. We both had feelings for each other but there wasn't anything serious. We lost contact when I left the school to pursue business. Five years later, in 2015, we met again. This time, we got really acquainted to each other. We were rolling!

The Test:
I purposely gave her number and details to my friend who is a real player. He scooped her and she fell. She was money conscious as she demanded Samsung galaxy and some money from my friend. He never gave her any of those things. Just by promising her marriage she willingly opened her legs for him. All these while, I was updated by my friend. She never knew I knew about her escapades.

If you were in my shoes what would you do?

As for me I see her as worthless and only use her to quench konji.

Why the fvck wud u do that? Y start a fire u can't quench? Immature and irresponsible dudes these days tho. U got wat u wanted. U shud b happy now.

THEY SHUD BE CASTRATED!!!!!!!!!

Dharniel:
God save am, i sure say dem send the snake...

Typical Nigerian mentality. Smh!

kendrick9:
Not funny... dry

I don't even get the "joke"

efilefun:
The kain news hitting FP today ehnnnn, but whats the work of soap and Vaseline if not to relieve those fools of konji instead of raping/ killing someone

we talking about someone raping a giirl to death you still advertising ROD enlargement here!!!! chaiiii

Who mentioned anything about ROD enlargement? Abi since wen did vaselines and soaps enhance male organs?

Disadvantages of being handsome: I saw this list somewhere online so i decide to add a few words to it.
1. Assumed to be a player- Women assume you're a player for no reason. They'll take you less seriously and question your motives the whole time. Its like infidelity is written all over you. Ladies make sentences like “who are you sleeping with now?” Like WTF.

2. Attracting useless women- Sure you attract more girls, but with the quantity comes a drop in quality. You'll constantly run into useless superficial women with no substance while the ones with substance are not phased or impressed by your looks. And trust me we don’t always like the pretty ones.

3. Amebor- Everyone's in your business and wants to know who you're sleeping with. Iya Basira on the street even warns her daughters never to cross your gate. On campus your name is on the lips of everyone, to make matters worse just be a little popular and you’re on every campus magazine. The amount of attention this person attracted troubled and confused her quite a bit. Everyone would know what you have done, not because of what you did but what you look like.

4. Older Women- Older women are pushy and aggressive and don't know when to turn it off. The worst part is the boldest ones are the ugliest more condemned cargo. You have a flock of obasanjo looking women constantly making you uncomfortable. The worst is they're openly biased towards you and will talk about you to everyone creating a lot of awkward tension and unwanted attention. Some would be like “Let me take care of you like a son”, biko does that involve servicing some parts..

5. Gays- Gay men stare at men the way men stare at women. It's annoying and infuriating and makes me want to fight but I'm not on so i refrain. Either way the worst part about it is gay men staring or trying to talk to you. So when a guy you think is straight glances at your arm or chest. Abomination. Once i got asked out by a gay dude, i had to stylishly turn him down, we’re great friends though.

6. Jealous Girlfriend- Your girlfriend or wife is always jealous, if she catches you smiling at a lady it’s almost equal to you sleeping with someone else. She feels so insecure, checks your phone, knows your plans and wants to follow you out on guys night. No matter how much you try to assure her, she still finds a reason not to trust you.
Guys who calm to be handsome on NL come and add yours ...

Source: http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/19324/32/disadvantages-of-being-handsome.html

The person who came up with this topic is obviously a bitter person. And funny enough, he will now not be fine. Smh!

Laashman:
I didn't see anything wrong with this pix, these are girls who just took time to snap on a local road in their area. And you guys are vamping over it. If na boyz do am now no one go talk.

R u da.ft or something? If dey wanted to snap picture, y dint dey stand? Wat is so attractive about their local road dat they had to lie on the floor? Anyway, Wats my buznes?!

What were they thinking wen they agreed to this pose of stvpidity? They r now in front of bush. I piri dem. Awon ode!

Lordabas:
Why are you getting so defensive, did anybody force you to open your legs??
Only if she is a virgin shall she wear a white dress. If she isn't she should wear black since black symbolizes the opposite of purity..thats all

Ode oshi! Nigga u daft gaan. U shudnt have even sed anything in d first place.

Lordabas:
Why is it that non-virgin women feel that they have the right to wear white when they finally decide to get married after years & years & years & years of having premarital sex and shaking up with their boyfriends?

[color=indigo] Is it that they want to pretend they're pure and clean after romping around in the mud? [/color]


I recently went to a wedding where the bride had been living with her bf for 8yrs & already had 2 kids for him... Yet she still wore a pure white wedding gown.
The white gown is supposed to symbolize a brides purity & virginal essence. I feel it destroys the traditional purpose of wearing white when the bride is FAR from being a virgin.


Shouldn't the non-virginal bride wear a black wedding dress or something?

For the love of God why is it that it's only women the fvcking society places more focus on in terms of purity and virginity and all dah shiii? Wat about guys? Even the fvcking rapist still get married but for ladies it's a crime? Wat a fvcked up society!

Stillfire:
The only dirtbag here that needs to be burnt to ashes is you. Didn't your bible tell you to remove the log of wood from your dirty eyes before removing the speck from others? You and your ilk from the day you become aware you have a pe.nis will not let a girl rest, seeking to devour her hymen and you have the audacity to be asking about white dress? Are you a tailor?

Go and tell your brothers to stop being on heat 24/7. If you can accomplish that task then you can ask about 'white dress'.

LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Babe! U killed it mehn. Tell the broda oh. Hypocrite oshi

Lordabas:
I'm only keeping it real. Just because our society's morals are breaking down & most folks have an "anything goes" mentality...doesn't make it right

Abeg nigga, stop disturbing urself over something that really doesn't matter. How will worrying over the society's morals add value to ur life? It will only kill u faster abi u b old man? Hian! Get over urself. This is the 21st century mehn.

bennyrazz:
mtcchhheeeeewwww wedding dress is just a piece of cloth and it can be any color depending on what the couples want. Have seen milk, light pink wedding gowns and if truly the white gown have been desecrated by non-virgins, then as the black suit not been desecrated by non-virgin men? really I don't know how people reason o especially when they go to church on Sundays and they come back here to form holiest of the holiest. Do not stereotype anybody

Thank u jare. Reasonable somebody. Ignorant and hypocritical Nigerians everywhere

What a stvpid and ignorant statement. And who says that it's only virgins that shud wear white on their wedding day? R u really that ignorant? So anyone who is supposedly a virgin is pure?! Damn! Nigerians and their silly mentality. Smh!

Okay. It is official. This guy is totally confused about his sexuality. Drag queen alert!!!!

Slimmos:
Dont laff ur broke ass ass out. Pm me let us do biz...i hav got d money to spend on reckless girls

I don't have ur time. And guessing by ur constant responses to my msgs, I can tell u really don't have what ur doing with ur life, eh? The whole broke "insult"/joke is getting old. Do have a nice day. Lwkmd!!!!