₦airaland Forum

oluwasegun007:
Bomb they your head abi

See this son of a lepal, you still get hand to type nonsense Abi. if I slapp you, you call you papa uncle.....nonsense like ingredient.....?

AnalQueenluci:
Women is not hot , women is not hot !

D 1mins nigga say' take off of bra bra

Majorluc is not fuuckin hot _


Da tin pop pruuuu ya ah pa pa pa pa pahh

Skiiiiya tutututu dumm

Skiiya tutu....Spits oooo

You wan come take people play again abi.....?

1stbest:
.She is looking for a place to show her arts, pls any suggestions?

Wao she deserved some kulikuli....?

kingyang:
you shade cars from Sun, not rain .

But you will still drive the car under sun.....?

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But rain go still wet the motor na.....?

oluwasegun007:
Can someone please open an account for sanwo olu on nairaland....

Hand dey pain you....?

kenzysmith:
Good day. Am im my mid 20's inlove wit a girl in her early 20's, i meet her last year febuary so i ask her out she agree to date me, i was patients all this while i never demand for sex until early febuary on two occasions which she bluntly refuse am very worried because she my girlfriend i have spent twenty something thousand on her head i havent even seen her pant for once she claim she loves me do u think she is just suffering me or what am i too in a haste ? please advice me what to do am confuse.

Hmmmmm her legs get padlock......?

jejepa:
stress is killing me. I will try and do as you say
But is there alternative to groundut? I don't like it

Ok if you don't like groundnut eat more of banana and some other fruit....?

enemyofprogress:
Chicken change

Chicken Koor chicken ni......?

enemyofprogress:
Chicken change

Shut up you get am....?

HgsMediaPlus:
Here is the south Africa man who built the replica of the 1967 ford mustang out of a wire.

According to a twitter user Aura-cool who shared the post online.

This south Africa man hand-built the replica of the 1967 ford mustang out of wire.

Impressive!!

In my opinion, this deserves only POSITIVE encomiums if not critical acclaim.

See More: https://www.hgsmediaplus.com.ng/2019/06/south-africa-man-builts-replica-of-1967.html?m=1

Lalasticlala

Nice inovation Bro....?

jejepa:
PLeeaz Padom my granma.. .
Let me make it short.
I'm a student in one school in Ibadan.

I'm entering 24 by September.


The problem is that I haven't have intercours with a girl, but since I'm in my 3rd year, i want to start performing sexually before I get married and it gets late.


I have some female friends, but I'm not getting closer to them because I hate embarrasement.

Now, I bought condoms, but when I try put it on, it feels so tight and I cum just before it enters the tip. I have tried it several times, but still same.


I'm scared. .. How do I solve this issue.

Stay away from sugar and alway eat banana n groundnut

Ritzy10:
Here is quiet a romantic video showing the moment a bride assisted her brother in proposing to a bridesmaid on her ow wedding.

According to reports, the brother has been single for a very long time and the sister was fade up with it.

So on her own wedding day, she had to surprise her brother with an instant bride.



Is she not a darling?

Watch the video
https://zenithnaija.com/lady-assists-her-brother-to-propose-to-bridesmaid-on-her-own-wedding-day/

Such thing can only happen outside naija ...?

Henri8:
Dubai, here we come.

Now I can relate with a business minded somebody......go and explore Bro.....?

FlyoruB:
Smh. No be your mate be those Igbo businessmen wey you dey call? Abi dem swear for you say make you sef no do business and make money like the Igbo businessmen you are calling.

Business is for the Igbo people and am not in to business ok......sabi sabi wan kill you......?

MhizMuna:
Popular and Kanywood controversial actress, Halima Abubakar turned 34 years old today.




And in celebrating her new age , the curvaceous actress took to her instagram page to share mind blowing photos , rocking a black see through sheer outfit.

She captioned one of the photos, saying Happy birthday to me ��������� ������������������������+1.

Abubakar was born in Kano but is a descent of Kogi. She attended Ideal primary school in Kano[7] then studied Sociology at Bayero University, Kano.
In October 2018, Abubakar revealed that she was still a virgin, She began acting in 2001 when she played a minor role in Rejected. Her first lead role was in Gangster Paradise. She is also the CEO of a Modehouse Entertainment, a music label and entertainment management company

https://www./2019/06/halima-abubakar-celebrates-her-34th-birthday-in-see-through-black-dress.html

This girl when dey use #250 bleaching cream....?

Automotive1:
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Thousands of luxury cars including Rolls Royces, Ferraris, Lamborghini and Bentleys, are covered in desert dust in one of the world's most expensive supercar graveyard in Sharjah, UAE.

It's understood their owners were high-flying businessmen who hit financial ruin ,then fled the country to dodge UEA's strict debt laws and potential jail time.

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While most cars are in dilapidated condition, some are in well-preserved, with spare parts also to be found at half price.

Mohsin Latif, a 25-year-old Youtuber, said :

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After the financial crash in 2012, many British citizens fled Dubai finding their incomes could no longer keep up with their lavish lifestyles.

https://autojosh.com/thousands-of-luxury-cars-including-rolls-royceferraris-lamborghinis-and-bentleys-rot-in-supercar-graveyard-in-uae/

Cc Lalasticlala Mynd44 Mukina2 Dominique Seun

Where are the business Igbo men....come and see good business in UAE waiting for you....?

onyxdiarymedia:
This lady, Shade took to her twitter account to show off her tribal marks and they're absolutely beautiful.

Shade says she's absolutely in love with herself and her marks... And we agree, she's absolutely gorgeous!

Check out more stunning pictures here...

https://onyxdiary.com/nigerian-lady-shade-shows-off-her-tribal-marks-and-shes-absolutely-beautiful/

Nice African tattoo.....?

OfficialNB:
Newsbroadcastnaija:
Former Governor Rochas Okorocha Receives His Senatorial Certificate Of Return From INEC After NASS Election.

Cc

Lalasticlala Dominique Mynd44

At last....thank God for him....?

Godsent84:
Hello nairalanders I am new here.

State your problems.......?

helinues:
What is the relationship between North Korea and Nigeria biko?

Garri and groundnut

Patriotician:
I met this girl some time ago. I am a 300level student and she worked in a distribution company. We met in my hometown and became lovers. We were close and i loved her dearly. I believed she loved me too. She never asked me for money or anything to buy her except i coerced her into taking stuffs from me.

She was amazing and i enjoyed every moment with her. My family got to know her and my friends were happy i finally had someone to love.

After the holiday, i went back to school. We were talking on phone and she would call every hour. I was thrilled by her love.

Problem started when i told her to stay away from a gang of old acquaintances that were against our union but she wouldn't listen. First, i started suspecting they were dishing her blows about me and all that.

Our relationship began to waxcold, she wouldn't call like before and things started turning sour. We had a clash one day at her work place because she insulted me and i wanted to react, so she took iron and hit me with it and disgraced me calling people around to come, she called me names like "this fool, this idiot, e.t.c". I was completely down and wanted to commit suicide but few motivations got me going.

Later, i travelled home to work things out between us even though i never offended her. I noticed things were never thesame again. She would insult at the slightest provocation. It all came as a shock cause she would not let me make love to her again and she would make excuses to avoid seeing me.

After much effort, i finally had her come to my place. She had denied having affairs with someone else but i was in doubt. So, i took her phone and went out. I went through her contacts and saw a phone number saved with *Austin Mom* i check her sent message and saw messages she sent to the guy begging him and telling him about love.

Foolishly, i called the guy with my phone and we met today. We talked and later after i left, she called my line to tell me am a complete fool....

Love is devastating i must say. I love her, no doubt about it but I need to save myself cos am lost as it is now. I understand now the pains of those that committed suicide cos of love.

Please advise me on what to do now.

After reading this your long story about love.... the only thing I can tell is this get sense no be cause na advice......run for your dear life.......and save yourself from this stress.....?

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See a collection of some of her looks.

Visit  www.sew2fit.com.ng and you can order for professional tailors at sew2fit.com.ng to fix your garment the way you want.

Old age loading......?

Illuminados:
ovie is a criminal,it shows apc is an evil party for them to nominate him

Did Ovie steal your fathers money.....if I slaaaaaaaaappppppp you......?

itspzpics:
popular comedian Ay comedian rock matching outfit with his wife and his pretty daughter. You like ?

See more photos below

Gist From Praizenews => http://www.praizenews.com/niggas-in-the-hood-ay-comedian-rocks-matching-outfit-with-his-family/


cc lalasticlala Mynd44 Seun

Nice family outing

LifeDrama:
Egypt and Liverpool star Mohamed Salah is clearly a dab hand with a rod on the prepared as he managed to catch an impressively-sized fish out at sea.

Salah, who's having fun with a break in a thriller tropical location with the family following his Champions League success with Liverpool, posed along with his catch of the day and posted the picture on social media.


Source: https://mandynews.com/liverpool-star-mohamed-salah-poses-with-huge-fish-he-caught-photos/

Cha lion league victory just dey make this guy smile any how....?

Atiku79:
This fake inauguration can't stand.
The Supreme Court will soon rescue Atiku's mandate from the hands of the ungodly broom-waving party.

Fellow Nigerians, rejoice and make merry

ATIKU IS COMING, ATIKU IS HERE

Coming to your fathers house .....hahaha swahilli na laff.... keep dreaming oga....?

SocialJustice:
How did the building go from white to red and white stripes?

Bros i tire oh, i think say my eyes dey pain me....?

GisterBlogger:
GistMore.com

Bouncer was excited after singer, Teni complains to him that she can't walk that he should carry her on his back like a baby after arriving from the airport to her hotel room.

The bouncer who seems to be more amazed couldn't reject the offer. Lol



Celebrities and other fans reacted, watch the hilarious video below...

Watch video here; http://gistmore.com/excited-bouncer-carries-teni-on-his-back-as-fat-as-she-is-to-her-hotel-room-fans-react


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06C10kq_o-8

This girl feel dey she get sense, she wan use her breast touch somebody back....sense you kill you there....?