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I don't kiss sef.....all this oyinbo culture . Our forefathers no dey kiss

I don't know why i m laughing

Archaic:
Wow!!!
Thats cool but how do you turn a usb drive to a wireless reciever?

Insert the male end of your USB flash drive to the USB port on your wireless USB transmitter. Connect the USB end of your wireless USB receiver to an available USB port on your PC.

Religion of peace indeed

3rdavefarms:
And this is not well planned dindirin omode, people like you are the reason we are not moving forward as a nation Femi

Shut up. Building on the beach or moving the beach backward is not planning. If you fight the nature ...it ll come back at you

3rdavefarms:
Please don’t be unfortunate, Dubai people don’t wish things like this to their own palm city, why only Nigerians do?

Ode, Dubai was well planned

Amakavula:
The guy started off with too much respect, don't over respectful women, it shows us you lack capacity.

Be bold ( not arrogant ) fearless ( not stupid ) and careless( with subliminal tact ) about chatting with ladies, that shiitt ticks us off with good vibe, shows you are in charge and have capacity.

If I was the guy, I would start off with something, a little negative, have the lady on the defense from the go; then swoop in to save the day ( gets a few laughs too)

Maybe talk about:

You: "..my friend always say ladies on filters are low key scammers ?"

she is curious, asks why,
You : " pretty and worwor ones hide behind it," hard to tell which is which.."

she laughs
You laugh

You: you know you can't hide forever?
She : " that I worwor ? "
You: " are you saying you are cos I never concluded ? "

Now you have neg her, have her high esteem in check, you can just ignore the conversation and ask other things. It becomes easy for you. ( don't try this with me you will fail , but it works for my Male friends I advised )

A man with power, money, or fame would never over respect anyone.

Imagine Wizkid chatting her, he wouldn't try to over praise because he is the prize. You are to him anyone, adopt that mentality all women has.

Nice one....make I go try am with nkechi

DrCruz:
I met this girl since 2017, then I was working while she had nothing doing. She even moved to my place, which I didn't buy the idea. In the process, I got to know her parents and I was responsible for everything she needed as a lady.
2018, she started learning a trade, which I supported financially and otherwise.
December 2018, I lost my job and since then I started noticing infidelity on her part, but she kept denying. Now she has finally gone to stay with the guy when I need her the most.
I'm experiencing this for the first time. Please I need your good advice, 'cos I can't sleep and my head is as heavy as the weight of 100 men tied together.

She is a moving train....always moving to the next one as soon as you guys lost your job. You can't stop a moving train. You are coming out stronger anyway.

By 2035, bar beach water will wash everything away

Isinweke:
Why do women tend to stand with one knee bent?

I always see girls standing like this but very very rarely boys.

is it because it looks sexy or has it something to do with high heels or what?

To make their ass look bigger and boost their self esteem ......you ll find such pose more among slim and ass less ladies

valentineuwakwe:
is that their work or jurisdictions? from yahoo boys to Naira marley....over sabi dey kill oo. our corrupt politicians full the street walking freely, yet EFCC never goarrest them..

still under financial crimes

8000 bags of seized rice....robbing Peter to pay Paul

Ishilove:
Tah, gerrarahere. We check the water level in the radiator, check the oil level, nack the battery head and we are good to go. What other maintenance routine is left again? You sha want to give us a bad name.

Mscheeew

You would have successfully shorten the lifespan of the battery by doing that

laivwire:
I see some car adverts stating the car is used by a woman as an advantage.

Personally I believe women use cars in a terrible manner. They just start and drive with next to zero maintenance routines.

What’s your take?

The advantage there is only the interior. You can vouch for a clean interior

victorian:
She's right though

How many women will one fight with? If the man is Animashaun in nature.

You go fight, you go taya.

Las Las na to cool off in jail remain, when fight turns into murder case.

Don't let any man turn you into a local wrestler ..aint worth it.

You can fight for it spiritually, mentally and psychologically. It doesn't have to be physical fight

hisexcellency34:
Tony Momoh a minister under him said he was innocent. i believe him

What do you expect from a Minister that serve under him? He ll always be loyal to him

Dágunró o ṣe jẹ...Ìjẹ tí ẹ jẹ tẹ̀tẹ̀, Ẹ ma jẹ dágunró....Dágunró o ṣe jẹ ..

That's unhygienic ....against the Kitchen ethics

hisexcellency34:
So Babangida is innocent afterall despite all the curses on his head

Inno what? He couldn't put his foot on the ground for proper handover

diablo24:
Please am i the only one that finds her disgusting?

yes..the one and only

Newguyhere:
So here is a little info about me.:I'm a 21 years old guy who does pretty well.. Financially speaking.
I work in the IT sector as a full stack web developer and earn an average of 400k monthly.
Currently I still stay with my mom but plan on moving into my own house next year(it's still under construction )
I'm currently looking for a girlfriend who I can relate with on an intellectual level;someone who is nice and respectful too... Not some rude and slutty lady.
I don't care about looks or tribe so you are completely free to hit me up if you feel you don't match in the looks department
send me your whatsapp number on Juruguci@outlook.com if you are interested.

scammers(guys pretending to be women ) and gold diggers keep off please!!!


ps: I can fully verify every claim made up there for those who think this is a lie.. So if you are lady reading this,please don't let public opinion prevent you from contacting me

Who wan date mummy's boy

Ilamina:
so why do you guys make it look like I am the most annoying female on nairaland

You love to win every argument

SweetBuns:
Ah, blackberry.
The IPhone of the good old days.
I could remember when I got this one. I was fresh outta secondary school.
I was so happy that I didn't sleep well for two days. I got addicted to BBM, 2go and Facebook immediately.
I was rummaging through my archives when I saw my good old phone. I charged it and bottled it's ass up
I threw it aside back then when I got a Bold 2
Do you remember your days of bb??
Its a surprise that most of its function are still intact

VAR generation

Rip English

Change of name you mean....Swaziland is now Eswatini

careytommy37:
IBB decided to 'step aside' on 27 Aug 1993. How could he have been a former Head of State 26 Jun 1993?

That wasn't the original ...It was reprinted

Bethel4Life:
Tho am happy for them.. But All this cerebration will be nothing if they did not get atleast a draw against france...

They can still qualify even if they lose

missimelda01:
Cleavages everywhere


She's cute though.

Cover your eyez

Still looking irresponsible

rusher14:
When did he perfect his papers?

It could have been this afternoon.

Incomplete story.

you ve not been following the story

His papers were perfected as far back as 1st of June

Better friendly at last

Liliyann:
I quite agree with you baby girl!
Marriage is over hyped, alot of married folks i know are miserably in it and looking for ways to come out!
Don't let anyone pressure you into marriage!
You can still enjoy your life without the yoke of marriage!
Marriage is just another way of enslaving women

Stop making a general statement .....if you or your friends are not enjoying their marriage, don't spoil the fun for those that are enjoying it.
Calling it names like "yoke" of marriage is uncalled for.

So the likes of Alakijas, Chimamanda etc are enslaved