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Abegistan beat uzbekistan

Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diNzQoIBz7A?si=C3E63JKf8sX4O99v

A viral video of a white lady reacting to a trending clip of a child who was being rude to a parent at an airport abroad has got people in stitches.

Expressing her disappointment at the child’s rudeness, she spoke in Pidgin as she exclaimed, “Ewoo, tufiakwa! Over my dead body! I go first slap you make your brain first dey leak. Correct factory reset go hit you.”

The hilarious reaction and her ability to speak Pidgin fluently have attracted lots of funny reactions online.

Watch the funny video and share your thoughts in the comments.

she be nigerian

The judiciary is gone

[quote author=wwwihy post=138415455]President Bola Tinubu did wonders[/quote]What wonders

What about other places he borrowed from

They should eat their visa...why punish all for the sins of few

Evil design

AntiChristian:
Oshoko!

State police should be promoted jáwé!

Let BAT pass the buck to the state and LG!

Security should be local and localised!

Na isacc not the former gov

Well said

We have junkies up there

ogododo:
https://dailypost.ng/2026/02/08/no-network-in-9-states-akpabio-justifies-senate-decision-on-electronic-transmission/

When will network get there

Alisson killed the game..blood rush

iwaeda:
Interesting game 1-3.

Back to 1-2

Szoboszlai saw red

Good job city

nlfpmod:
Enioluwa Adeoluwa reportedly collapses on set while shooting an action movie.

Just in: Eni reportedly collapses on set while shooting. pic.twitter.com/kSLC8uW61N

— Naija Trend (@NaijaTrend_1) February 8, 2026

Hope you know the meaning of word 'collapse'

Sensational headline

Common you City

Next appointment booked

brain54:
You saw me believe that where...?

When you belived in Kemi, you are in that same Whatsapp group

brain54:
So any person that believes kemi is a data boy...?


How does it correlate.


If I am a data boy how does it tear your panties? You are always quoting me to say nonsense and you are the next person I would block!

Same way you believed buhari came from sudan

You believed ifeanyi was a girl

You believed N1 would be $1

Data boy no dey think..won gọ gan

lawani:
What if the man had no children?. Traditionally among the Yoruba, spouses don't inherit from each other and people still find a way around any law to respect that.

Wrong

Traditionally, wives n children inherit the properties

brain54:
Have you confirmed the lady didn't keep snakes...


Or the lunatic doesn't know what she is talking about?


Are you the doctor that confirmed her lunatic?

You are believing kemi...you must be a data boy

Anyway, una once belived that Buhari was fake

lawani:
Such laws won't be followed in Yoruba land. Which wife have you ever seen to inherit everything in such a manner in Yoruba land? It does not happen whether the law says so or not

It does

Where there is no WILL...properties go to wife n children

Relatives are outsider

pejuakinab:
That she should submit Liam for test

lolz, she never said she won't submit liam for test

Wunmi said the court rejected the request and struck out the application, ruling that the test must be conducted in two neutral and independent hospitals where neither party has personal interests.

She noted that this was part of the reason the process has dragged on, stressing that she remains ready to comply with the court’s directive once neutral facilities are chosen

pejuakinab:
Wunmi will not be happy at this judgement.
Oka ti fo.
Many of the nairalanders typing may not be original child in their homes if DNA is a free for all thing.

What judgement...that she killed mobad or liam isn't mobad son

PotatoSalad:
I'm listening on his behalf. Give us.
And give us a religious explanation of it.

Religion don't have explanation for what is beyond logical.

Its always science. From the world is flat to the world is spherical. They can wake up tomorrow and tell us that the world is rectangular

victorbass1234:
Use my phone number

Hi Victor
Please when you are less busy, deliver as you ve promised

I believe you know what I am talking about

immortalcrown:
Tribal mark shows your origin or tribe. Can your tattoo show your tribe or origin?

Same with tattoos. People tattoo their names, roots, tribe etc on their body.

Sokoto prison is doing wonders

See wetin soludo is trying to achieve with force

Lucifyre:
Same way milk gets into a breast. The fact you thought something so basic could be a gotcha question, shows how religion limits people's critical thinking.

Lolz, he chickened out

I can give you cases like that where science could not provide a valid explanation even after research and counter reseach

immortalcrown:
You have not answered my question. Even scars are marks on the body.

scars aint deliberate marks
You are yet to answer why you accept one but reject the other

immortalcrown:
Is tattoo a tribal mark?

Both are deliberate marks on the body

So why have issue with tattoo but accepted tribal marks

Upcoming comedian...iyen na da

immortalcrown:
What is the spiritual or health benefit of tattoo?

If there is none, Christians should not get tattoos. Getting tattoos before becoming a Christian is different.

But we do have tribal marks, birth marks etc...why is tatoo different