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MhizzAJ:
Na wa oo

The kind of stories i read everyday

Stop lying abeg

How can you be with a woman you call your wife for years and she wouldn't even ask for sex or make romantic gestures

You best believe it....

I am married too, but my wife dont ask for sex.
Rather she finds a way to make me wanna make love to her

TheUpsetGirl:
Once men pay bride price they think you've automatically become their property especially Nigerian men.
This results in a lot of nasty things like domestic abuse and other stuffs.
if you two purchases things together he'll use his own name to buy the things which is very ridiculous all because he paid your bride price.
Because he paid your bride price he'll think you must not say no whenever he wants to have sex with you, In civilized countries if you have sex with your wife without her consent it is called rape and if she reports you and the case is investigated you may be indicted but here in Nigeria and Africa at large as long as men keep paying bride price you're obliged to always consent to sex
I think by stopping men from paying bride price all these nonsense are going to stop.



Nairalanders what do you guys think?

Dear UpsetGirl,

It is obvious u are upset and i guess i understand how you feel.

Let me quickly butress this before you choke on this your upset state,are you aware that when you took a vow in marriage it was said that; and two shall become one.

let me now ask you, when you are hungry and not in fasting mode nor sick,do you deprive yourself of food?
Now tell yourself that it is not by force to get married. now that you have successfully told yourself that, go and masturbate no more

It is really sad that some Nigerians display such high level of stupidity.

So because she is fine that means she is the only street beggar that needs to be taken off the street.

Whatever happen to the other young physically challenged kids that are really in need of this help and sympathy?

God help us all.

FemSniper

Dillusionist:
lol..don't make mistake dear,,you can't generalize such thing naaw,cos your father is su*per stupid doesn't mean other people's fathers are..sorry about yours though.

I am suprised at you for dispalying such show of stupidity.

Since you think you dont fall in the category of such gals, why the heck are you busy insulting people on a socila forum, and u foolisly extended as far as to their family memebers. who ever gave you a phone sef?

dareerah:
1

No 1 Nailed it for me..... she's a combination of innocence and temptation.

AMA like to chat her up...
if she like this then She just hit a jackpot.

Benita27:
A year plus now. Who sex help?.

i think i get the drift. you are quite right,but the way you sounded,its like you've got no bf, plus did you decide to stay without intentionally or you were compelled by lack of it?

davidif:
Please girl, stick with your principles. if the guy does not respect that, then he doesn't deserve you.

fvck u niqqa.... what shambolic principles.
To begin with,why is she in a relationship in the first place?
Even the whites that we try to immitate in all things,they are usually honest from the outset of the relationship.
And u sit here praising a child who knows next to nothing abt life.
Does the relationship revolves around her?
swerve jor

rahymat:
the reason y i said it always lead to sex is dat ive had some experiences in d past for example i accepted to hug a guy nd he was like can i at least get a kiss after kissing him he couldnt let go nd he wanted sex bt i stopped him it has happened wit several guys nt him alone.

Then quit dating until u are ready for the dramas that comes with being in a relationship!

A piece

Raine80:
He did not notice you were circumcised? Or did he not get to see things down there? If you start with deception it's very difficult to be honest later on. Females feel pleasure inside as well as outside their privates. You will feel more from the inside but that is not an option for you. The problem here has been all this playing at sex with no actual sex , he is human. Men don't switch off and on like engines. If it's on it can stay on simply by thinking. You need to ask yourself what would happen if you get married and the guy finds out about your situation after the fact? It's not fair on him.

many have sense,but few are using.

babe,ur head is dia......

If only many gals can be as honest as this chic

halfricanadian:
Awwwww beautiful can't wait for a sincere God fearing nd God loving man to do same to me

you dey fear God wey u dey find God fearing man?

FeminineSniper

flexyfit:
Fat lie....not all girls depends on guys money....except for the lazy ones.....it's not in our DNA....how much can a guy spend?....will he buy the world?

No one can ever buy the world,however rich or wealthy they become....
So no girl in Dis damn world should ever think they do a guy any favour by consenting to have sex and also no guy does any gal a favour by stupidly spending his hard earned cash jst for puccy... Feminine Sniper

Vinshu:
Why can't guys spend on a woman without expecting anything in return?

why can't women put on their thinking cap!
how in the world will a lady such as u spill such sh!t.
When ladies demand for things that her father in his entire life time won't be able to give,what else would she expect from the guy!

smh for ladies like u

FeminineSniper™

namedonfinish:
OP, find out if there's anything you consume or in your surroundings that you are allergic to..

Thanks!

seems I really need to pay attention to what I really eat.

Rhea:
Try some Actifed (one tab) at night and see if you feel any different the next day. Actifed is drowsy, so do not take during the day. Also try to recall if there is any new diet you started 6 months ago or any new soap you started using right about the same time the itching started

Alright.

I really appreciate ur time.
thanks so mch

The ring tone of my ex na
baby please don't stop,ahhhhhhh yes yes yessssssssss,I only wanna fvck this dic* for the rest of my lifeeeeaaaaaahhhhh yesss yssssssss,ouussshhhhhhhh,babyyyyyyyyy ur killing me,pls don't ever leave me.

and I be like,u got me dick baby....

Rhea:
Since you do not have any rashes, the cause of your itch is most likely systemic than localized (it may not be a skin issue). Common causes of generalized systemic itching include diabetes, iron deficiency and jaundice.
Are your eyes yellow? Are you getting more thirsty lately? Do you wake up more than usual at night to pee? Is your palm and nailbeds getting less red?

my eyes aren't yellow,I don't get thirsty at all,I don't wake up at night to pee,plus my palm and nailbeds seem very normal......
strange right?

I jst wanna get it off,cos its really affecting my psych and I don't want such to affect my relationship

matrix199:
You said people who sit close to you, in a matter of seconds, begin to experience itchy sensations on their noses or skins. Now let me ask, do you make physical contact with these people when they sit close to you or when you sit close to them? If you do, then it's most likely miniscopic body fleas or lice. These fleas or lice can be passed on from one host to the other through body contact. They are nocturnal insects, which explains why you feel bites at night because they feed by piercing through the skin.

What you need is a thorough skin bath with soaps or disinfectants that possess insecticidal properties. Then fumigate your house. You may want to buy a new mattress.

Thanks matrix.
To respond to ur question,its not a direct bodily contact, sitting like two metres away from me can get u d itchy nose.
I've used some disinfectants,guess I will need to get a stronger one.
your advice is well and truly appreciated

Thylord:
Just drink half cup of fuel.

come on dude,let's get serious sometimes

maxti:
Visit the hospital

Thanks,I did previously,guess I need to do a second visit

Rhea:
Questions for you
1. Do you have any rash on your body?
2. Are you taking any medications or supplements now?
3. Is there anything you know that makes the itch worse or better?

There is no rash and also I'm not on any medication at the moment.
cos I thought it was lice at first,then I bought all I needed to buy ranging from hair shampoo to sterilizing my clothes bed spread and towels etc. yet it persisted

Hi nairalanders,

I've been having this issue of stuffs like ants moving on and itching my body but cannot see it... I get worried to go near people cos within seconds of sitting with them,they get this itchy feeling on their noses and at night it bites like mosquitoes..... I've tried treating it with antibiotics,but nothing seem to be working. its been over six months now and I can only wonder when its going to end. pls matured and medical advice will be welcomed..


regards

ENDTIMEISNEAR:
Illiterate is a Disease

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SMD for u....

illiterate (illiteracy) is [s]

ENDTIMEISNEAR:
Illiterate is a Disease

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SMD for u....

illiterate (illiteracy) is truly a disease

Damnnnnn!!!!!!!

well done kid....

you just won yourself the biggest award in the world for being the biggest fool on the planet....
congrats kid.....

spits on ur eyes and walks outta thread

the OP is a motherfucking liar and and fucking perv attention seeker,cos this question was asked on Google since April 2007 and d person that asked this question quoted 5" as opposed to d freaking 3" quoted by the OP.....

FeminineSniper say so

please kindly re-phrase ur statement,cos in truth,nt all fat gals are sexy at allllllllllllllllll. sack of flesh waiting to be pleasured. I've seen it all.. Fit and trimmed babe is d real deal

qwerty123qwerty:
I read the nonsense you wrote.
Wow... Are girls that easy. I guess not... I would rather you boast of how you resisted the "green" lights of ladies than this poo you wrote...

girls are way too easy than u can ever imagine. I guess u live in a very local place where u feel like ur miss world.

Although this op lie thick pass decking....

Naija gals making sex look like a favour since 1914......

Feminine sniper say so

You are hereby invited for interview on the 15/06/2015. Pls come all with your CV,photocopy of your phcn bill, 2recent passport photo, photocopy of credentials and writing material. to 305 ikorodu road ojota,Lagos,opp new garage....

How true or real are they,cos I smell that most jobs on ikorodu road are scam and gnld?

Tanx to d guys dat dropped some few comments,cos it would have amounted to waste of time,and believe me boxing day for take place suppose I had gone dia today