₦airaland Forum

futurewise11:
Lol...German race na personal race.

I sight you baba.....

Schwartz:
At the end of the day the savings you make cannot be compared to those in Nigeria.

This is a personal commitment.. ....depends on the individual

Schwartz:
It doesn't go that way. The cost living in Nigeria is way cheaper than abroad especially in Germany where I also live. With such salary your tax is almost insignificant. But here you pay high taxes according to your income plus other deductions that the government takes from your salary at the end of the day the rest that comes back to you, health insurance will deduct theirs, rent will take theirs too (monthly o),plus phone bills, TV radio fees, gas for car, car insurance, transportation, and many other bills waiting to swallow your salary. At the end of the day the savings you make cannot be compared to those in Nigeria. Living abroad is like living to pay bills. They never stop coming.
But in Nigeria you can suit your living to your income. And bills are a choice and really few. At worst the bill that will come at the end of the month is NEPA bill. You can choose not to pay it. But here if you miss one bill, just one, you will be charged to court.

Boss...I definitely know....just converting ni oooo..No harm intended....Not trying to pull down anyone...I'm also here in Germany and the bills are normal to be paid as long as I'm seeing and enjoying what I paid for....I prefer staying where I get secured, 24 7 light, good education etc...Is it not better ni? I dey always tell my guys wey dey complain say "direct flight dey from germo to naija if life here don taya dem"...

For now, naija is not an option....One love

DoTheNeedful:
Useless analysis. Do they spend Euros in Nigeria or are you so "smart" to know that cost of living varies from country to country?

It's as simple as ABC....Just simple current conversion of multiplication that I did, you don dey para....

Of course, cost of living for animals in one Zoo is different from cost of living for other animals in another.

Have a lovely day bro

Guru9ja:
IT(industrial training)- 40k
Contract staff OND/HND- 70k
New employed graduate Bsc - 120k

40k = 95.2euros per month

70k = 166euros per month

120k = 285euros per month

Mehnnnnnn...... it is well


Even if na 200k i.e 476euros....oga gan oo

facebook live.......funny...I dey watch am for facebook ooooo

IpobExposed:
Jonathan it shall never be well with u

Boss, abeg wetin concern Jonathan for this matter

WHO IS AT FAULT?

Boss: wale Take this #150,000, go to computer village and buy me a quality laptop with a big RAM
wale: Okay sir!
Wale didn't return after two days, so his boss decided to reach him on phone.
Boss: Hello wale, what kept you long?
Wale: The RAM
Boss: The RAM? Wat do mean? Where are you now?
Wale: I'm on my way back from Kano sir.
Boss: Kano?
Wale: Yes Kano. I bought the Laptop at Ikeja but I traveled to Kano to buy the big RAM.
Boss: Oh my God!
Wale(got angry): Oh my wetin? Oga, no tear eye for me o. I be small pickin? No be Laptop and big ram you send me?

WHO IS AT FAULT?

Boss: wale Take this #150,000, go to computer village and buy me a quality laptop with a big RAM
wale: Okay sir!
Wale didn't return after two days, so his boss decided to reach him on phone.
Boss: Hello wale, what kept you long?
Wale: The RAM
Boss: The RAM? Wat do mean? Where are you now?
Wale: I'm on my way back from Kano sir.
Boss: Kano?
Wale: Yes Kano. I bought the Laptop at Ikeja but I traveled to Kano to buy the big RAM.
Boss: Oh my God!
Wale(got angry): Oh my wetin? Oga, no tear eye for me o. I be small pickin? No be Laptop and big ram you send me? CC

na who put dis for front page

nawaooooo

Oya...my turn

You think it's by dressing

Dress simple while your account keep growing fat

mazizitonene:
Here she comes, my one true love......

Love is fake

SorftWerk:
Take "oboyendunfloxacin" too, and you'll be safe.

badt guy

Twizzy30:
Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly married a Swedish lady, so as to be legally certified with resident permit, but the lady was not aware of this. He lied to the lady that he is from Kenya because of the bad reputation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden. After their wedding, the lady returned home one day and informed the guy that she met her friend, a Swedish lady also married to a Kenyan and will like them to have a dinner together. The Naija guy was disturbed and kept thinking how he will get out of this dark spot. He postponed and postponed the proposed dinner until he got tired of postponing. Finally the D-DAY came, they all sat down in a restaurant. Our Naija guy was quiet and was sweating profusely in spite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C). The ladies asked their husbands to communicate in their local dialect since they are both from same country(Kenya). The Naija guy being a man of great savvy decided he will just speak Igbo, if the other guy didn't understand, he will claim that he is from another tribe and region in Kenya. Then he started, "Nwanne a wum nwafo owerri, owerre nchi ise, I wu kwanu onye olee, daa? The other Kenyan looked up and replied "Ah Nwanne, ekele diri chineke, onyena asuru ndigbo uzo ha. E chekwe m na enwela m nsogbu taa. Abu m nwafo AHIAZU Mbaise . Nwanne birikwe o! They shook hands and embraced each other to the admiration of the ladies. Igbo's no dey carry last. Igbo kwenu! Don't laugh alone, share.

Abeg wetin be the meaning? I know say na something funny

Make I quick call the vulcanizer near my house.....

Sisi Pelebe

Sisi Pelebe

Sisi Pelebe... I miss you

Dem go post pre wedding pictures...What about the "VENUE"

Haba.....Venue is the most important aspect na, make we come say amen to the prayers,

We will also bring gifts and spray una money....

Mods should make sure the Venue is included before putting pre wedding pics on FP

Abi I no talk true ni

femo86:
Me like am for bone....

Fish bone
Biscuit bone
Duck bone etc

We have different kinds of bones...

Eatable bones, the ones you crack and suck the bone marrows and you eat every part of it and swallow it.. you understand e. g Titus fish bone or chicken bone

Non Eatable bones, you just have to eat the meat attached to the bone and discard the bone when you are satisfied...e. g cow leg bone, catfish bone etc.

EWAagoyin:
ewww to skinny ..... me like meat

Me like am for bone....

Fish bone
Biscuit bone
Duck bone etc

Han Han...

Dagrin said "If I die, make you know cry for....E jen simi(make I rest)

Abeg, he don happen tey tey...He don dey rest

Next Story abeg

He is still going back to steal...By May ending

Awon aiye lon soro....

Use this one buy kulikuli....add to the garri wey you dey soak.

Sorry ooo

adadike281:
oh! am so touched. see his big head, no need to argue, that boy na engineer.

Nice dp....The boy get big head, great future....

Are you both a Man"CHESTER" and "BARCA" fan

Nice one you've got

See as she kit up

Azzin "kit" upandan

Ikorodu again.....

That's not an ordinary dog

Idi-Oro....

who you epp?