₦airaland Forum

Malakh: Who said it's a new month, dumb folks, yall don't observe and keep new moon feast, how would you know a new month... Month is derived from moon

Who's this one again? Hasn't internet access been banned in your country yet?

Happy birthday dhammyg. God bless you.

Brethren, if God blesses the work of your hands, N65 won't create a hole in your pocket. Banks have been dislodging off bank location ATM's because its not profitable to them. If this reintroduction of charges will make them improve on their services, I think we should all embrace, at least, its on the 4th withdrawal, fair enough.

They too should be nice by increasing the amount one can make per withdrawal to say.. N50k

egbe4real: May God bless u for putting up dis story, am actually in mist of student in on of d town in edo right following my transfer frm my ofx in lag, its an eye saw dear brodas n sistas. Am even tired to d extend dat am praying to give birth to only male kids which is not really possible. God help us oo.

Your English is an eye saw to be honest.

Ladies and gentlemen where is the breese?? All I see is something flat like bathroom slippers with low self esteem.

pamcode: young gal u played a prank on d whole naija 140000000 pple

Na you kill the remaining 30,000,000 people?

mozzie: OMG!!!! i just did the 2+1 subscription on thursday ... i still have 6gig left....

Mbok what's the code for that 2+1 subscription?

Un/misINFORMATION

Thought Christopher Kolade sometime told Nigerians that SURE-P is broke and is hardly funded. So where's the money coming from?? Also, if this has some truth in any way, what happens to these graduates after one year?

PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT A DIRECT VIEW WITHOUT THE USE OF DARK GLASSES. I DID AND I'M HAVING SOME ACHES IN MY EYES ALREADY

The eclipse is partial here in ikeja, Lagos. Viewed it with a bowl of water. Quite interesting.

Abeg make this eclipse or eclaires thing chill abeg. I get house wey i wan go check with my agent by 3pm today.

DankemzI: R.i.p to the death, December don near sef

You just killed death. Good job!

I sincerely think that @OP is entitled to his opinion just like everyone else. Not everyone likes the way the English language has been so bastardized by these tv people. The rippling effect of it on the younger generation is bane of such. I know a girl in her teens who is completely taken over by these bad grammar, its so hard for her to speak and write in school without dropping the bad English in ones and two. Its gone so bad to the extent that her teachers in school had to seek audience with her parents.
Growing as a kid, i was so into chief zebruddaya that it took over my whole spoken English. My dad had to place a ban in my house at the time cos i was getting out of hand. So, the poster has a point please.

For me, my ideal woman should be sound morally, homely, enterprising and good in bedroom-related activities . Every other thing follows..

lorretta u: Things men find attractive in women.
T -trustworthy
I -independent
G -god fearing
H -humble
T -tolerant

P -pretty
U -understanding
S -submissive
S -social
Y -young n fresh

Add all the first words together. That's just the simple answer.

We-rey

Kanwulia: So ALL MEN find the same things IRRESISTIBLE in ALL WOMEN?

Wow! This na new one o!
The only thing my darling husband finds irresistible about moi is THAT I AM EMOTIONALLY AND FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENT OF HIM OR ANYONE ELSE IN THIS WORLD!
Gbam!

The rest. . .do not apply!

Financially independent yes, but Emotionally independent, how so?

CFCfan: This saga has definitely taught me to always do the needful before I embark on any course of action.

LOL Very true. Like one shot of ogidigada before action

Naija babes won't even tell you to 'do the needful', they know the mission statement already once they're in the room.

Onuokwu: ....and you kept chopping the thing? You try o!

Konji is a bascard + na F.O.C

nadia_SA: yuck!!!

#sick

Yuck on repeat

Mr Aboki: My guy!!

Make we bet. If you know say your babe Congo no get odour, Give me your babe pin!!


If I nod her finish and she say she no like am.. Then you win.

But If I finish and she enjoy am.. Na your problem as per how you go take recover her o!

LOL She no get pin but take her number 080mybabeisnotforshare

Mr Aboki: Lemme help you out darling...




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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Laying of hands on the 'gateway'.. well..that's what comes with modern day deliverance sessions.

Bpriest: are you sure ? Or you are only playing big boys now

Had to be forced to do that ONLY bro, wasn't pleasurable as expected.

Mr Aboki: You be my guy, but I dedicate this one to you



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LWTMB!!!!!!!!!

Mr Aboki: A girl wey no like nodding?! NEVER!!!!!

Its either;
1. her kpekus dey smell
2. She get cronic yeast infection
3. You no sabi lick|suck am

or

4. Her Congo na borehole wey you fit fall inside die there.





EVERY GIRL LOVES GETTING BLOWN..

#Quote me!!

My honeycoated preek has been proven beyond unreasonable doubt to be enough for her.

If accepting to apologize to her for reasons that don't even worth it qualifies as silly, then that's my own case.

Bpriest: and you still licked it? Abi with pleasure?

I dey crase? na just bleeping mbok

alfredo4u: My sister married my best friend becos I dated her mum

You say?