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NoChill:
Oya tell us the book you read that said its 774 dialects let me go and read too. Drop the link asap, if you don't have the book online, you tell us where it is offline.

I've clearly said multiple times I'm a basically a gen x cave man

1985 mate

Just on the cusp of the world becoming digital but I still have vague memories of vhs and cassette tapes

I can still function without one these AI robot phones in my pocket and regularly forget it when I leave the house

My attitude is if something doesn't work then hit it and I break more phones in a year then you can afford in a lifetime because phones don't bounce off walls when they frustrate me and honestly it's better I break a phone that I can replace over some innocent blokes face

[quote author=NoChill post=133534911]Lolz, we can never ever be offended by insults or ridicules, as a matter of we love the exchanges.
But I only started hurling abuses at you cos you called me an asshole. Check our previous chats, heck I was even on your side, but cos your sawdust brain thinks everyone replying you is attacking you..

[/quote

Mate all I did was say your languages break my brain and made an innocent remark on how they might have been thought up

You immediately attacked after that

What I said in that post was not an insult and if you check my other topic I'm neuro divergent your neuro typical

I speak 24 languages but for some reason Nigerian hurts my head

Sexy as hell hear on my Mrs when she's pissed off but I can't wrapped head around them except the one my first wife taught me years ago

NoChill:
Oya tell us the book you read that said its 774 dialects let me go and read too. Drop the link asap, if you don't have the book online, you tell us where it is offline.

Go to a library in your own country fool

You have no excuse if I did it

NoChill:
But I like the banter, bring it on!

Mate I'm Norwegian/Danish and Norwegian/Swedish but grew up in the UK

You people can't handle real banter and get offended by it

You don't seem to understand that no word is a bad word it's the context in which the word is use

Like cUnt that's an insult

But jammy cUnt is a compliment as it means your a lucky person

Calling shit means it's boring or it's idiotic

Calling shit hot means it's amazing

You people can't handle banter it's simple

Happy new year though

NoChill:
But I like the banter, bring it on!

Learn what proto means

Common ancestors not us coming them

You said 250 languages not ethnicities

Your dialects are 774

Read books too not idiotic chat robots

And in all my other topics I've been saying 371 tribes without being asked 🖕

That's problem with the Internet every fucking idiot gets a voice and you listen to idiots over experts

Mate I'm dyslexic not stupid, I have phds in all your tribes, all your ethnicities, where all your tribes originate and what ones are cousin tribes the main 3, all your wedding traditions I can even tell you the real and only reason yoruba are supposed to prostrate at a wedding not the lie yoruba men tell today and you can verify what I say by going to a library in your country and picking up a book written by your people before the Internet and reading what they said about it you cannot verify the lie yoruba men tell today

Don't listen to robots

NoChill:
Lol, and you think Norse is easier, sounding like low budget German.

And also we have about 250 different languages tho, images all these various tongues contributing their parts to creating our national Pidgin language.

Norse is proto germanic so norse came first mate They are cheap version of us

I have phds in your and you have 774 not 250

Please educate yourself on your own country before you judge others asshole

Pidgin is like pig Latin and it's broken English

Grow a brain

NoChill:
Nice, do you understand pidgin?

Only a little

Your languages break my brain

How on earth did someone think up those words anyway? Was he drunk at the time or something?

NoChill:
Well, it is what it is.
You sound like a very open minded person, where you from?

Norway, Sweden and Denmark so white but mixed and living jolly old ikoyi

NoChill:
How can it be dangerous, it's literally a vegetable. Lolz

It's a herb actually not a vegetable

Same as a tomato is a fruit because it grows on a vine

It drives me nuts every time someone here calls a tomato a vegetable

Gadafii:
is this a death threat, by boasting of the number of people you have killed?

MOS 11B

My main role was a sniper mate

They dead were before they even knew I was there and I don't make threats I make promises, and I promise you that if it was my power to do

I would wipe every last one of you dirty child rapist scum off this planet

Islam needs to go extinct but sadly there are too many snowflakes in this world that scream human rights

They don't understand animals don't get human rights

And if you believe a child should be married off and raped you are animals

Gabrielshow24:
I don't have your time.
You are logically incoherent!

Mate be serious and understanding for a minute

Do understand what neuro divergent is?

My head is torture and silence is painful to me

I can read a newspaper

Listen radios in 6 languages

While doing complex maths in my head

Doing paperwork

And explaining to you what's going on at at that same time

It's like I have 2 minds in my head

You see my brain was not designed for today's world

My brain was designed for when we were still a hunter gatherer species and survival was all that mattered

When things go bump in the night my urge is to kill it and eat it

I have a prey drive and if something runs my urge is to chase it

You see I have basically no impulse control

And to me lion is just a big fucking house cat

If you were being stalked by a lion you would run away but I would chase the cunt and I have done that

A lion is an apex predator and nothing in it's environment chases a lion so run at that cunt and it gets confused and runs away if you don't act like prey predators dont see you as prey and there are actually only 3 species on the planet humans need to worry about everything else will try to avoid us over attacking us it's just most people are fucking idiots today when it comes wildlife

A predator kills because it needs to but a herbivore will kill because it wants to

If a predator thinks it's going to get hurt it won't fucking attack its all about risk assessment

I literally have 1000 thoughts In my head at once screaming at me all at the same time and I can't focus one but at the exact same time I have hyper focus

I thrive in chaos but you thrive in order

I prefer anarchy and please don't be so silly and follow the Hollywood definition of chaos and anarchy

1 is rule for all and 1 is rule for none

Not death and destruction

The only I can cape with this is buckets of coffee because caffeine slows my brain down where as speeds yours up and high levels of cbd in my blood

You are neuro typical

To me life is one huge game of chess
You to life is not a game at all

To me life is boring without risk
To you life is dangerous without order

This not mental illness I can just and cope things differently to you

I can quite happily run into a burning building and I don't care if I'm saving a woman, a child or a dog because I know to how to survive that shit

I have delivered 4 babies in combat zones because all soldiers basic medical training if they ask for it

The military will teach you anything you ask them too because a soldier is more valuable the more situations he can cope with

It's just I have hyper focus when I want it and painful boredom when I don't

So when I say I cannot watch a fucking movie it's because shit is monotonous to me it's utterly fucking boring

There is a whole world out there and you want to watch TV and not explore and meet as many people as you can and experience as many things as you can

We get 80 years on this planet if we are lucky why fucking waste it?

I'll give church as an example

4 hours a week

That's 1460 hours a year

That's almost 61 days a year

Sorry but Bleep that!!

If you believe your God created all this why would he want you in a building and not seeing as much of it as possible?

I am gen x the generation of feral children where we didn't talk about our feelings

When I was a child at 10pm ads would come on TV asking if you knew where your kids were to remind people they had kids

None of sensitivity training bullshit

Gays hid because you would Bleep them up

If you had a problem with someone you just kick the shit of them and shake their hand after and told them to behave next time

None of this woke shit was around

Gender was binary because there are only 2

Sex was a spectrum because attraction is bleeped up and I don't a shit what turns you on

None of the personal pronouns crap

It was he/him
Or she/her
And so on

Now idiots argue what a woman is and China is taking over Africa with the belt and road initiative and you are letting them

And the place I always came to escape control bollocks and just live has become hell as since social media became a thing the place relied on to keep me sane (Nigeria) has changed drastically

And it only took 7 years for wonderful people to become assholes

There is a reason women Bleep men like me then marry men like you

I'm the excitement before settling but I'm the one they think about while you are climbing on top of them, you are the socially acceptable choice whereas what society thinks is truly just a suggestion to me, if think her dad is a cunt I will tell him he's a cunt then knock her brother spark out because I called her dad a cunt and the brother was stupid enough to confront me

The reason I call myself a cave man is because I am a fucking cave man, men like me should not exist today

I'm the over protective alpha you beta men stand behind running your mouth

And there a reason I'm a wolf and your a spaniel

Because your domesticated and I'm tame

Oh and there is a reason I always use your and never you're as well but you truly don't want to know

Gabrielshow24:
I don't have your time.
You are logically incoherent!

Do you want know something seriously funny

In this country I get laid faster then any of you and it's not hard

It's like shooting fish in a barrel, I don't even need to spend a single penny just show basic human decency and what's even funnier I treat the women better then you but most won't marry after letting me balls deep unless I'm willing to get on my knees as if I'm about to suck their fathers dick, no thanks

But seriously I'm an apex predator in a land of sheep

Lamb is tasty mate

And your all correct I'm off my nut
You fellas can't handle that
The women love it

Do you know confidence and if a man can truly Bleep?

Just look at his neck

And if your arguing with him, if his arms are behind his back then you better run mate

That fight is over before it started
He's got you figured out in the first second

Your best fighters are dambe boxers

Gabrielshow24:
🤦Are you this daft?

Who challenged Nigerian men to bring out one impactful world wide achievement they have made?

You made this about race.
Now you are trying to play the victim!

How pathetic!!!

Once again, think before you talk.

Also I have no business in you wanting your wife bleeped that's your cup of tea.

What I contend against is your foolish absolute statement!

I'm not a victim I'm the big bad wolf mate

If I was so inclined I could just bend you over

Pull your panties down and give you a right old rogering and isn't there wouldn't be a damn thing you could do to stop me

Just cry after

It's just don't use my power and my training and my skills to abuse and molest, most of you do

And honestly you don't float my boat

Gabrielshow24:
Bring out one statement of me insulting your race👀.

You just type without reasoning.
Your logical flaws are littered all over this thread.

You insulted me, by postulating Nigerian women as angels and the men, myself included😑, useless.

Your hypocrisy clearly visible in your snide remarks.

Think again and consider the logical implications of your statement.

From overgeneralization; appeal to pity; appeal to authority(by using yourself as a form of authority because you travelled or because you are a so called millionaire) and irrelevant conclusion/premise.

Do you why I'm so confident in saying this stuff? And why I don't give a Bleep

When did I say they were angels? I said can be once they find that 1 man it's just most of the time that 1 man is not Nigerian but also not necessarily white

Gadafii:
of course they do.

One man to one woman is for poor men, take that home

I can tell you the exact number of Muslim men I killed and I can promise you I took joy in every second of it

Your a threat to the world it's that simple

When you move to other countries the first thing that happens is gang rape and child rape

It's like the Muslim virus handbook 101

Gadafii:
of course they do.

One man to one woman is for poor men, take that home

I killed more of you then I've ever spoken to in Afghanistan the only good Muslim is a dead Muslim

Islam is not a religion it's an excuse for rape, child molestation and murder

[quote author=Gadafii post=133495317]of course they do.

One man to one woman is for poor men, take that home[/quote

Mate your child molester worshipper why would I listen to you?

Bleep Muhammad he's disgusting he raped a 9 year old girl

Gadafii:
Who asked you divorce any of them


Is this not a win win situation for everyone.

As long as you can sustain it, you are free to marry two or more, ask Alhaji Ned.

Fucking disgusting Muslim

Women have no value to you

Gabrielshow24:
Totally irrelevant to your problem statement.

Now you are committing motte and bailey fallacy!

I don't have your time but I have been able to sufficiently show any sane intellectual how incongruous you are!

You always go off point!
And do not address the matter at hand.

this was about was me wanting my woman bleeped and her wanting to be bleeped

You people turned it into insults and childishness

If you don't agree say that and Bleep off it's that simple

It was about experimentation and exploration

You all brought religion, race and culture into it not me

Gabrielshow24:
Totally irrelevant to your problem statement.

Now you are committing motte and bailey fallacy!

I don't have your time but I have been able to sufficiently show any sane intellectual how incongruous you are!

You always go off point!
And do not address the matter at hand.

Read the whole thread again mate

You people take it off topic just as much this post was just a question to see how opened minded men in Nigeria were and turned into you insulting my race when it's a personal choice not a race thing

fearle55:
A man still manipulated and controlled by his parents for thier selfish interests is not a man. Put your self in her shoes if the tables were reversed. All you feminine men will come here screaming and call her names but here you are indecisive and worse off living your life on your father's terms. Most of you guys are weaklings. I bet you plait hair like women too. gay boy

Fathers in Nigeria are nothing but bullies and with bullies you have 3 options

1) shut up and take it like the bitch You are

2) learn to run but you learn to run fast because you'll be running forever

3) be a man and stand up for yourself 1 good blow to a glass jaw changes everything

Most men are big not hard and mostly it's little men with big egos

fearle55:
A man still manipulated and controlled by his parents for thier selfish interests is not a man. Put your self in her shoes if the tables were reversed. All you feminine men will come here screaming and call her names but here you are indecisive and worse off living your life on your father's terms. Most of you guys are weaklings. I bet you plait hair like women too. gay boy

Perfectly said

Bleep what your parents want

They will forgive you in the end

Marry the one that loves you and respects you

That goes for the wedding too

Her parents don't need to like you as a man

Just how you treat her and you make her happy

Your life
Her life

Your future
Her future

Your happiness
Her happiness

Your woman
Her man

So your decision
And her decision

And Bleep what anyone else says

Your family won't be around forever and at some point your happiness has to come first

Look at how your tribes describe yourselves and I'll give you 3 examples because 371 wtf

Igbo industrious and business minded 100% true

Bini wonderful craftsmanship 100% true

Yoruba the most respectful tribe in Nigeria a 100% lie

No other tribe claims to be something that's lie

The only tribe you have with any respect towards non Nigerians is igbo

As what you see as greed we see as kindness

You see in the 1960s 1 clever man convinced igbo to see traditions the way other tribes see bride prices items

And monetise them

We get to avoid betraying our culture and our people for yours they get the monopoly money

It's a second option you don't want traditions then provide for the family your marrying into

But igbo were the only tribe open minded enough to accept it because the rest you are pure abuse and greed

We don't get what Nigerian men get from traditions and igbo understand that

Except they make the same offer to you people as well

50/50 and compromise

Gabrielshow24:
Once again, overgeneralization - "all".
Was I part of those that called you a scammer?
What's my interest in your gbola?

Am against your "problem statement" and as far as I am concerned, your problem statement wasn't about judgment!

So get your statements right!
Once again, this appeal to pity is tangential to the intellectual discourse at hand!!!

Mate the fact is Nigerian MEN don't know what respect is

Like how you talk to me because I'm LAZY at typing

But did you stop to think maybe I'm dyslexic

Maybe I can do complex maths in my head faster then you can type it into a calculator

Maybe I speak 24 languages

I have phds in culture and anthropology

I've had a successful military career and also trained your military

I'm a multimillionaire that doesn't have to work and can just explore the world and enjoy my life because I had my shit together before 25

I was forward thinking and sacrificed my 20s for life after 30

Nigerian men simply know nothing about respect especially yoruba lying about prostration

I'll give you a challenge

Go to a library in your country and pick up a book written by your people before the Internet and learn the truth and stop believing yoruba lies as no other tribe lies about a bullshit tradition

Prostration is about thanks for raising a good daughter AND giving a virgin bride

It's 14th century tradition from when it was a father's job to keep a daughter a virgin until he found her a husband

It's nearly 2025 It's not the dark ages you have no control over your daughters body

Why would there be a tradition where a woman can Bleep any man and those not commit her but a husband has to be humiliated and get on his stomach and thank that father to be that woman's 2nd, 3rd or 100th man

It's a lie and your too lazy to research it

Only yoruba expect that and lie about it no other tribe

Think about that

Gabrielshow24:
How does this relate to your initial premise?
Do you see how deluded you are?
I said you committed fallacy of appeal to pity!
Along with fallacy of appeal to authority - where you wanted to take yourself as an authority because you travelled to Many African countries.

And yet you are saying "you don't need my pity"

How they are related?
How did 5 become 6 ?
Do you see how daft you are?

The point I was making is read my first post for wedding advice

I used 1 Nigerian word (gbola) and you all screamed scammer

I offered to prove it over video calls and not person took me up on it except 1 woman and we had a lovely conversation

The point I was making is you all judge too fast

That is not diverting it's taking a tangent to come back to the original point

Gabrielshow24:
This is appeal to pity and it's totally irrelevant to the "problem statement"!

Does my write-up suggest or hint at you being from there?

Am not concerned about your nationality, am concerned about the error in your absolute statement.

Nothing more, I haven't deviated from the subject matter!

Any sane person will see the logical inconsistencies and errors in such a statement the first immediately being overgeneralization and a simple contradiction topples your premise on its head and makes the world see it was nothing but a fallacy from the beginning.

Next time, assess the logical implications of your statement before spewing them out or as others say "think!!! before you talk"

I don't need your pity mate because I know if I met you in the dark

And we had a ruck I'm the one walking away from that and your going 6 foot under

I don't actually care what you think

Even when your kidnappers tried to take me driving to jigawa before I knew it was Muslim and just had a funny name

I walked away from that and they were bleeped up
You men don't know danger you just run your mouth

Even when vikings ruled

We never had a law where a man could rape his wife

If we abused our women we were punished for it

You learned that from the British not whites

Gabrielshow24:
So far you have committed circular reasoning and your statements are irrelevant to the subject matter.

First of all which race are we judging?
Do you see how irrelevant this is to the topic at hand?
Are these the premises you used to draw the above conclusion?

Then you have committed a big logical error!!!

Secondly, you act as if your so called beloved women were not influenced by the western culture?

Do you see how hypocritical you are?
The same yardstick you mete can be equally applied to your beloved Nigerian women even the world.

Lots of countries have been influenced by the western culture one or the other.

No logical conclusion can be drawn from this that supports your absolute statement!!!

Start from the beginning and read this whole thread again

I've got nothing but judgement because of my colour

Not me as a man or my nationality

You know nothing about Norway yet you talking to me like I'm British or American the people that actually hurt you

Norway had 1 colony and we treated them like equals not abused them

Gabrielshow24:
Contrary to your statements, I have addressed nothing but nationality if you inferred something else that's a flaw with you.

Any one that reads what I wrote there will conclude in fact that I have in no way mentioned race!

I used law of contradictions to show you the error in your original premise and buttress your overgeneralization!

Secondly, most of what you wrote, nowhere contributes to the argument/premise at hand;
another logical error you have made.

Mate I've travelled all of Africa

Every country and only in Nigeria do you say we learned this from whites or that from whites

In kenya for example this doesn't happen because they understand the difference between nationality, ethnicity and race

You don't seem to be able to comprehend the difference

You want punish and judge a whole race because of what 1 country did to you

That's pathetic when your own people the edo tribes (bini) were selling you to the British

Yoruba in Jamaica still live the same way and have same marriage customs as Yoruba in Nigeria only the nationality changed not the ethnicity

Your fools and it's the men not the women

But you can't see the forest through the trees

You men are all blind

Mate we came from you it's that simple

An African woman holds the genetic potential of all races

If anyone ever puts you down because of the colour of your skin just tell them to shut the Bleep up and explain without you we wouldn't exist

But to judge us you have to be better then us
And your not your just as bad

Your wizard in your propaganda said that yet you don't understand that

Gabrielshow24:
Even though Nigeria as a whole is known for corruption, fraud and ranks as the poverty capital of the world still you have committed numerous fallacies from overgeneralization to accidents(logical) and you have failed to highlight the marvelous contributions of Nigerians to the world.

As a result without empirical proof or data to back your claim; you are arguing from silence!

I live in your country

I walk with your people

You see us on TV screens

So shut up mate

Even a 6 foot 7 white man covered in tattoos can blend in as a local

It's attitude not race

Being black in Europe is like being white in China

No one gives a Bleep unless that person is racist

You talk about race

I don't give a Bleep about that shit, I talk nationality learn the difference and grow up