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FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op): 12:27am On Dec 08, 2024
Ishilove:
You are very ill mannered. Since you lack the capacity to engage in civil discourse on social media like your neanderthal ancestors, I must insist you fvck off forever.
You admit neanderthals existed?
Interesting as that proves your religion wrong as evidence 9 other species of humans existing has been discovered, and most Europeans do have 2-4% neanderthal dna as our species interbred with them at around the last ice ages and yes its 4% in me
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op):
rapheal5:
You sounded like you love nigeria but you dislike everything in it, the fact that you're unlucky to meet people you share the same ideal of life with doesn't mean you should cancel everything about nigeria...
In your world where you came from there are fake people too and alot of psychopath..
No where and no one is perfect....
Go back and read what i actually said

I love everything about your country excepct 3 things

1) the religious abuse as it doesn't if i dont believe in your god or not as it doesnt impact any life but mine, am i a militant atheist? Am i forcing it on you?

2) the lies from the much older generations saying crap about wedding traditions being mandatory, no country on earth outside north Korea and strictly muslim countries have ever made culture or tradition mandatory, its only mandatory for you if you want multiple wives but then you cant have civil or white weddings only traditional allows you have multiple,but im white so nowhere on earth am i allow multiple wives or i go to prison so traditional doesn't fucking matter

3) cow skin is food here to me thats nasty but i eat pigs skin in the form of crackling and fried pigs blood for black pudding so each to their own i guess
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op): 9:35pm On Dec 07, 2024
rapheal5:
calm down bro not all tribes in nigeria ask for arms and legs before you can marry their daughter....
Thats the point mate, its not up to the tribe, its not up to the family, its up to the bride and groom only
If a couple decide to do none of it all

Are the coppers called?
Does anyone go to prison?
Does anyone die?
Is there an earthquake?
Does the world end?
Can anyone actually stop a wedding?

Im choosing to the small introduction and a modern bride price because my country vales honour and duty not
Fake religion like you
Not fake respect like you
Not dark age and meaningless bullshit traditions like you

The mrs already told her family if its choice between them and me she will always choose me as they have never done anything for her
CultureRe: Cannabis Appreciation Club by Fenrir(op): 10:43am On Dec 07, 2024
shortgun:
Funny thing about people suffering mental illness is that they are not aware of their condition grin grin
I do have mental illness complex p.t.s.d (post traumatic stress disorder) from military service, why do think im prescribed 14 grams a week from my doctor back home
CultureRe: Cannabis Appreciation Club by Fenrir(op): 10:34am On Dec 07, 2024
shortgun:
It is clear from your response that you are already exhibiting symptoms of marijuana addiction. I see disorientation, confusion, delusions, and psychosis.
Mr. Ignoramus better quit now because I am 100% certain you are unaware of the damage smoking marijuana does to your organs ode
Idiot my first post says MODERATION and only 1 smoke a day you ignorant cUnt
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op): 10:31am On Dec 07, 2024
Ishilove:
It is cultural. Every ethnic group and race have their own sets of cultures and we have to respect them, no matter how strange they may seem to us as individuals
Not true asshole when you come to marry European women we dont demand you do anything because your not us

Real respect is understanding interracial means intercultural and when we come to Nigeria only 6% actually do your bullshit

Introduction yes, bride price yes, but thats it you see marriage and life after are more important then the childlike egos of your fathers and uncles
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op): 10:43pm On Dec 06, 2024
armyofone:
24 crates then...actually make it 48 grin
From my experience you guys cant handle alcohol but id love to see you try and keep up, you'd be one and done on first night of oktoberfest

I miss a good skål, all are welcome take a chair there is plenty ale to share
Skål
Skål
SKÅL
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op): 10:33pm On Dec 06, 2024
armyofone:
German beer is it then! Send the 6 or 12 packs in grin
6 or 12? Mate im European we buy by the crate and thats 24
CultureRe: Cannabis Appreciation Club by Fenrir(op):
shortgun:
Cheap getaway for losers who want to escape reality
Open your petty mind you fool if alcohol was discovered today or tobacco neither would be legal as both do far more damage

Weed is is 100% natural its a herb that you just plant and grow and your fucking bible says all plants, seeds and herbs are ours to use if you believe that propaganda you cant pick choose what YOUR god says is right and wrong 🤣🤣
CultureRe: Cannabis Appreciation Club by Fenrir(op): 8:03pm On Dec 06, 2024
illicit:
yes it's everywhere
Cheap too

I grew up in the uk from 13 then back to Norway at 33

In Norway and the uk 5 grams is about £50-£70 depending on strain here its the equivalent of £5-£15
CultureRe: Cannabis Appreciation Club by Fenrir(op): 7:46pm On Dec 06, 2024
illicit:
Sure

It's illegal here tho....

Where are u from
From Norway but a Swedish family currently living in your jolly old country where weed is everywhere
CultureRe: Cannabis Appreciation Club by Fenrir(op): 7:40pm On Dec 06, 2024
illicit:
🥴
Its safer then alcohol mate, has a million and medical uses and in oil form can even pause cancer
Why do you think my country prescribes it
CultureCannabis Appreciation Club by Fenrir(op): 7:35pm On Dec 06, 2024
Cannabis appreciation club

Name your favourite strain and effect, warning only use moderation

Me personally 1 smoke per day is plenty and any cheese especially blue cheese does the job

Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly 😁
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op): 7:19pm On Dec 06, 2024
Banned for a grand total of 3 hours 🤣🤣
RomanceRe: I Don't Mind If My Girlfriend Or Wife Smokes And Drinks! Am I Weird? by Fenrir(m): 11:35pm On Dec 05, 2024
Skooltynz:
I see no qualms dating or marrying a lady that smokes or drinks like myself even though I know most guys will call it quit,as long as she is not a LovePeddler or irresponsible but she mustnot do it were my kids are,all I just want is a woman that understands or think like me and is willing to support me,I dont know if I am weird or its just normal
Not really mate
My mrs doesnt care that i smoke

As they say, a spliff a day keeps arguments away

All hail thc
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op): 10:52pm On Dec 05, 2024
Onegai:
grin grin
Alright coward? 👍
Or is it old hag with a mug so ugly she's like a bulldog chewing a wasp too scared to show that face that looks like a slapped ass on a video call and be proven wrong you deluded CuNT
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op): 10:17pm On Dec 05, 2024
armyofone:
Good! Send wedding cakes and fine wines cheesy. Destination wedding - Enjoy Hawaii - after everything is done, the ride to Dole plantation is memorable.
Best wishes to you and your family.
No thanks, dont drink grape juice, mead and German beer are better 😉
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op): 9:22pm On Dec 05, 2024
DenreleDave:
You are just an atm.

U carried 5 brothers and 2 elders from her family go Hawaii

Either ways, congratulations
Its 7 people big deal and thats all she wants there 7 people each, you lot are proper nutjobs
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op): 4:34pm On Dec 05, 2024
armyofone:
Happy for him too. Talk to your lady. Let her how you feel about the wedding and what you preferred you guys should do.
All the best in your wedding planning.
All sorted

Small introduction with her mothers side of her family
Modern bride price to them
Off to Hawaii with her 5 brothers and 2 elders
My daughter as a flower girl
And my womans dream small wedding in her dream location
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op): 11:46am On Dec 05, 2024
now i have to take the mrs out ill be back in a few hours to see if you can be an adult and accept PROOF your wrong
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op): 11:35am On Dec 05, 2024
tosinhtml:
So he is lying about the whole tread & being white I guess, I'm wondering why a white veteran is asking all these questions from strangers online. I almost fell for it.
Video call or grow up

30 seconds will prove you wrong but your a coward and keyboard gangster nothing more

Your all mouth no action grow a spine and do a video call i dare you

And you will see a 6 foot 7 red head
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op): 11:26am On Dec 05, 2024
Fenrir:
Send a private message and do a video call or stop calling me Nigerian you retard
20 years of visits mush and an accumulated 10 years of living here and your going to learn the languages its called Emerson now I'll admit Yoruba still breaks my brain as i cant get context right as 1 word can mean many things based on context but pidgin is piece of piss its just pig latin the English version

You see how pathetic the people on here are? I used 1 common Nigerian word and you all scream scammer because you are surrounded by them open your small minds you petty people and grow the Bleep up
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op): 11:01am On Dec 05, 2024
Gloriagee:
Knew you were a phony. What do you gain from trolling?
Send a private message and do a video call or stop calling me Nigerian you retard
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op):
I love Nigeria the culture, food (not the cow skin its fucking dog treat) the music, the dancing, the beautiful areas, the fun and dynamic people and all Muslims in the world Nigerian ones dont Bleep with me because they understand the difference between me a wolf and your men fucking spaniels

The 2 things i hate about your country is the religious ABUSE because you do value religion over education its ridiculous you pray and worship in school your not secular your pretend secular

The selfish and greedy wedding process, what right do your fathers and uncles have to try and demand we get on our stomachs and beg to marry its mentally deranged 1 tribe of 50 million people in a world of nearly 9 billion believe they should be thanked for raising their fucking child, a child is result of your choices and your actions you owe the child everything and the child owes you nothing

A home
Food
Clothing
Medical
Education
Entertainment
Holidays

If you cannot provide that the bare minimum without expecting thanks or making that child feel guilty you dont deserve to breed and your balls should be removed

And dont get me started on kneeling for the blessings for all other tribes its just fucking bigoted
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op): 10:13am On Dec 05, 2024
Onegai:
Yup, this is a Nigerian man catching trips with us smiley

Ducks, ask your cook (as you're a baller in Ikoyi) to buy you fresh ones, the chicken sellers in the market will have a farm plug.

Or check Renee's supermarket for fresh dressed duck. If not there, there's a supermarket on Admiralty (can't remember the name) that sells different types of meat (I used to buy lamb there).
Not Nigerian but when you've been visiting 20 years and date from the County you pick up the fucking languages you utter fool
FamilyRe: Spouses Supporting Different Teams, Healthy? by Fenrir(m): 1:11am On Dec 05, 2024
Gloriagee:
Yeah, its fine honestly. Religion imo is personal and should not be imposed really. So far you and your fiance are on the same wavelength, it should not be much of a deal. Look out for kindness,
tolerance and anger mgt.
We have an agreement, my is daughter 6 so can switch from original flavour Christian to the fizzy Catholic flavour and attend with the Mrs. that gives me 3 hours a week to listen to Norwegian metal which they both hate then i rock up to the church to collect them, simple and perfect with me just one thing bothers her

That i know her bible better then her priest yet i dont believe a word of it
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op): 10:08pm On Dec 04, 2024
We4all:
Do you want to put sand in her garri? Bad belle!
Why? When my white uncircumcised, fully tattooed and pierced gbola fills her perfectly
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op): 10:04pm On Dec 04, 2024
on a lighter note

Anyone know where i can find whole fresh ducks in lagos? My little girl wants me to cook a classic roast dinner once we get back
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op): 9:41pm On Dec 04, 2024
Onegai:
Oya, no vex.

Truth is, the Rule most of the time is what most of us see. It does seem you're the exception.

Congratulations to you and your future wife. I'll go modify my post now

And I'm sure I know why my country is shite, I chose to move back to it in the glorious hopes that things would turn around, but alas...

And there nothing wrong with your country lady its a paradise
You can grow crops
You can raise cattle
You have water
Marvellous fishing for food and sport

The problem is the people you let run the country
Exhibit A= that corrupt asshole you call a jagaban



And let's just stay on topic please. Because whilst you believe his majesty's military was running around the world, fighting for noble causes, I would hate to bring up what British forces did (and probably still do) in Kenya to innocent women.

You guys have quite the reputation there.
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op): 9:16pm On Dec 04, 2024
Onegai:
Oya, no vex.

Truth is, the Rule most of the time is what most of us see. It does seem you're the exception.

Congratulations to you and your future wife. I'll go modify my post now

And I'm sure I know why my country is shite, I chose to move back to it in the glorious hopes that things would turn around, but alas...



And let's just stay on topic please. Because whilst you believe his majesty's military was running around the world, fighting for noble causes, I would hate to bring up what British forces did (and probably still do) in Kenya to innocent women.

You guys have quite the reputation there.
I fought in Afghanistan and if i personally was ordered to do anything to this paradise or any African nation i would have refused and done the prison sentence Africa is the cradle of our entire species no matter race or nationality

And do not care what any religious book says we have proof the first humans were Africans not other races, we all came later through mutations to adapt to new environments

That's the magic of science things that can actually be proven
FamilyRe: I Need Wedding Advice Please by Fenrir(op): 9:04pm On Dec 04, 2024
Onegai:
Oya, no vex.

Truth is, the Rule most of the time is what most of us see. It does seem you're the exception.

Congratulations to you and your future wife. I'll go modify my post now

And I'm sure I know why my country is shite, I chose to move back to it in the glorious hopes that things would turn around, but alas...



And let's just stay on topic please. Because whilst you believe his majesty's military was running around the world, fighting for noble causes, I would hate to bring up what British forces did (and probably still do) in Kenya to innocent women.

You guys have quite the reputation there.
And hes not my king Scandinavia is

Norway
Sweden
Denmark
Finland
Iceland
Greenland

Norway and Sweden. Have royal families finland and Denmark dont

Im Norwegian /swedish dads side and Norwegian /Danish mums side 0% British

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