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gbagaun!!!

jah bless thy hustle!

buh some Nigerians will still not patronize him. They'll rather go to a shop to buy something of almost same quality for a higher price.

You see a woman selling fruits on the roadside and you'll price a N200 worth of fruits for N80 buh go to shoprite to buy same amount of fruit for N500. That's not just foolishness buh WICKEDNESS.

Let's learn to give to the poor in our own little ways by encouraging men like this.

There's ALWAYS someone your condition is better than. No be your own bad pass

Once had a Bae like that

Sensie:
Them go hear?

Dem batter hear ooo, cos I no even dey take am easy with dem before talkless of now wey dia oga don talk.

Buh I like my Surulere police, they usually come like this "big bro how far? We no wan check anything actually. Our vehicle breakdown cos fuel finish. Help us with anything abeg"

sinkhole:
That thing he is holding in his hand, pointed towards his mouth, is it not a microphone? Did he also eat the microphone? That was the question

Pomo man. You should know he was talking to the people gathered there to watch him 'performed'

soberdrunk:
Hahahaha! My brother you are a latecomer, there was a fifth picture that am sure the Op uploaded by mistake

I go slap that op ooooo

Bros tankyu jor

This looks like Messi playing football and being paid for it. (If you understand what I mean, hit the like botton. If you don't, then share. Maybe your followers will help you )

soberdrunk:
How does that last picture relate to the story? Did he eat that too??

Lol. You no read where dem say he chop 3 loaves of brea? Or na only Agege bread be loaf for your mind?

fayded:
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umm..dunno how to do it oo..buh ds ma number..u can add me up on WhatsApp..09092537264
make I mention name..make u notice am..dunno how it works here..feranchek

Lol

fayded:
feranchek..thanks man..thanks a lot
I know I might be disturbing..buh ur d only guy dt I trust his advice now
she called me up ds nyt..nd asked for us to chat..mid way
.she brought up d relationship stuff..nd was like.."i ve already let go"..I told her..I haven't..nd tried to talk of other things..buh she was hell bent on talking bout it..nd she kept saying..am over u..am done wth us..
when I asked her ...one reason why we won't work..she said..life..
dude..I bared ma heart out to her..nd she said some pretty mean things..nd was now like.."my battery is at 8%..I have to go"..m sorry for d disrespectful things nd insulting things I said..
tmao we continue..goodnight"


dude..am outta words..I dunno whether she actually means ds breakup..I dnt even know what to say again..abeg more advice..thanks bro..

Send me a pm

fayded:
baba ehh..even after all these days..she still no free..she said she won't go back on her decision..buh her dp on WhatsApp are love pics..nd we re friends..she even suggested some girls I should date..nd when I suggested a guy for her..she got angry and was like "I'm not a cheap slut"... I dnt know..what ma move should be..
should I be friends??..as in just friends..or should I keep making her see reasons why we should date??..or should I just back off and gve her space..
abeg reply..cos..I really suck at ds girl atuff

feranchek..hope u see ds

You've done all you could bro. Give her space. Be her friend. Don't bring up relationship matters. Upload at intervals, pictures of your salf looking cool. If you've got a female cousin or good friend of yours that is pretty, upload her pictures on WhatsApp or BBM buh without any captions.


Most importantly, don't approach her with the relationship ish again. And REDUCE YOUR CALLS AND CHATS.

;Ddid you say this month


"NECHE DEM SAY SCHOOL DON RESUME O0OOO0OO!!!! Na this Monday school resume and dem go start to dey SHARE FOOD next week. Just wear your uniform dey go now cos dem say na people wey resume this week go chop from the food next week" ;Ddid you say this month


"NECHE DEM SAY SCHOOL DON RESUME O0OOO0OO!!!! Na this Monday school resume and dem go start to dey SHARE FOOD next week. Just wear your uniform dey go now cos dem say na people wey resume this week go chop from the food next week"


This boy don finish the food for this house.... Kai!!!

Got an HTC one M8 phone for sale for JUST 50k.

Bought by my sis a few months ago buh her husband just got her an S7

Contact me via

WhatsApp on 08030521525

fayded:
lolz..thanks man..I guess I have to ride ds wave out...I ll be honest tho..ds girl is stressing me..way way much more than neuroanatomy nd med.biochemical combined together..
never thought I'd ever say that

Lol. Na woman na. Pele.

fayded:
dude ur soooo right...she still loves me..she sent me some songs..the lyrics are like"don't let go,I wanna grow old together with you"..buh then she keeps insisting that she has made a decision..and wants to keep to it
I do not understand why someone would want to break up and at the same time..not want u to go..

The only way to save yourself some thinking is to understand that women are a very confused and complicated creatures. What makes you think a gurl who claims not to want sex will be moaning when you touch her buh keeps telling you "fayded no... stop... I don't want....awww. ... I'm dying.... you're killing me.... stop please...." and then you stop and ask her " should I stop??" And I'm sure you already know the answer to that

They're very confused biko. Don't let her go. She loves you and you her.

uche77zero:
congrats on your multiple employments I guess this advert was never meant for you then. We appreciate your comments and concern. but com to think of it Who e epp?

Lol. I dey try help you evade scam buh you seem pretty desperate. iPray you don't fall prey sha

uche77zero:
while you are waiting for the serious minded companies...

Lol. I'm not desperate for a job. I've NEVER honored any interview based on Sms invite. Since my graduation from technical school, I've NEVER worked with a mushroom company neither do I attend their interviews.

Multinational organization don't send you Sms invitee ONLY. They back it up with a mail.

The last one I went to at ibadan, the HR personnel happen to be a very good friend, and he told me he had to get to the office on Monday (ileya public holiday) just to send the mail cos the interview had already been scheduled for Thursday.

That's what serious minded organizations do!!

fayded:
thanks bro..ur spot on..right...we ve known each other for bout 4 yrs now..she should trust me...nd I umm..dunno bout visiting her mum..they stay in Lagos..I stay in d east here..nd dude..I no know..as I go take dey call her mumsy oo..dunno what to say..dnt even have her number..
and this girl ..just texted me now..asking us to be friends again..nd promise her something..
I dunno..between neuroanatomy and her..I dunno which is more difficult to understand..

thanks bro for ur advice..buh I no fit call her mumsy..

A good friend of mine will always say "Bros soup wey hot, na small small dem dey take lick am"

Just start with the basis. You've both come a long way and it's high time you become friends with her momma. She'll be happy with such development. Ion know them both buh trust me, she'll come around if she see you're serious with her daughter.

Whenever you're both on hols, try visiting her here in Lasgidi (if you've got anyone here to stay with). It goes to show how much you wanna be with her and she'll value it ALOT.

Here's the thing, you like her and she likes you. Her ONLY problem is that you both MIGHT NOT get married. It's happened before and guess what.... till you both EVENTUALLY get married, I can bet my yesterday's bet9ja winning that it'll happen again. If the ONLY reason you both always quarreled and breakup is cos of HER fear of not getting to say "I do" to you, then you've got yourself someone to FIGHT for.

Now what to do:


Fight for her. How? Make her mom accept you, cos she seem to be the bane of this problem. Don't be too nice or something, buh be her friend. Call her mom once a while to ask questions on issues you already know the answer to (just to make her believe you trust her judgments), visit her once a while when your bae is at home. Be friends also with the family (especially the male folks)

On your bae.

There's really nothing much to do. Just keep reassuring her and NEVER give her any reason not to believe in the ULTIMATE goal. Try not to cheat on her (buh medical students sabi cheat..... Kai!!!!) Always tell her the truth.

When BEING A MAN with her, be kind with your words.

In general, WIN HER TRUST (cos you already have her love)

iWish you a happy relationship brov.

uche77zero:
DND affects Sms invites for Job Invites. DND means Do Not Disturb. It is a policy from NCC Nigerian Communication commission that makes it mandatory for all GSM operators to allow customers stop all non-solicited SMS.

But unfortunately it affects your ability to receive messages from bulk SMS, Which is the major and primary means of sending messages for most recruiters. We have a secondary means of emails but major applicants check their Facebook updates rather than their emails these days in recent times.

How do you make sure that you are not affected by this is to call your GSM operator's call center to ensure that you have not activated this or you increase your frequency for your email checkup.

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Crap! Serious minded companies send you an email, not text messages. So, if you're not used to checking your email, them iwo lo jebi

Oh my my!!!!!

Chai!

Way to go boy..... way to go!!

That's definitely no surprise na....

Still very much available

floragregs:
wait, are those banners not real? Plz reply

Hahahahaha! They ain't o0ooo0oo! They're 3D banners!! They just lie on the floor buh give an illusion that they're standing

Ewo!!!!!!

jupiterx:
what happens when they hit it, or is it 3D drawing?

Ehen na

I don't believe the story biko!

Awesome!!

Reminds me of those banners at the back of goal posts in European games. Sometimes I forget myself and would be thinking the players will injure their legs if they 'hit' it.