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This happened just last night and I thought I should share it.

There's this gurl I've been wooed sometime last 2 years buh she neither said Yes or no, rather she carrey me throw for friend zone. But as a sharp omo ibo wey I be, I quickly jump out! She's now the one doing the calling saying I don't come to visit her again whenever I'm in surulere, neither do I call sef.

Anyway, to cut to the chase, she called me around 00:42 and the following conversation ensued

Babe: Ferdie how far na?

Me: babe I dey! Longest time

Babe: before nko?? As you don bone my side finish na

Me: sweetheart, it's not like that na.... work wahala and school own no gree me geh time. No vex mbok

Babe: No wahala sha. Do you have small time to spare? I just wanna talk with you and disturb you a lil

Me: sure! Anything for you my luv. Buh before you start to disturb me, ehn... I don port this my MTN line go Etisalat o0oo!

Babe: Ehn You say watin °Jesus!!!!!!!!!
(Drops phone)

Me: Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

I just say make I tell her on time (just 2 mins Nad some secs gone already)

I was kind enough abi??

This happened just last night and I thought

Genea:
Tell tell ten naira puff puff

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Alakori gidi ni e

Genea:
mmmm gay alert

Sharap dia mbok! I go teh for you!

Ain't they cute?

Lion no fit get goat as descendants

Chisos!

Genea:
awwwwwn so sweet dah u missed me,been doing reports and attending NSM annual conference

Hehehehehehe......

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Hehehehehe

Genea:
i am here to claim it my luv

Hehehehehehe......

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I just luv this name....

I'm still dey sample dem. When I'm done, I'll tell you how I chose THE ONE

God don cash am!

QueenEdna:
Hahaha, i am a wife material sir regardless the looks... I am jst saying that shudnt be d yardstick for any guy to date. Cos oftentimes, 'Beauty is deceitful'.

You're right sha... buh for pesin like me wey no fine, I won't even notice your 'good character' or 'wife material' if you no fine. Thank goodness there are hotties like QueenEdna that is fine and wifely

Till I find such woman...... bachelor still dey sweet me

mayorjosh:
Hehehehehehe.....I sure sey wen yakubu miss that cahnce for 2010 for south africa na love cause am

Gbam!!!! You don get am!! Even as close as the range was, the mumu still blow am over the bar

Baba all the way jor

Good one

Beta

Lol

The last paragraph sef ehnnnn.....

mayorjosh:
Rotflmao

Ah bros! Na that place sure pass na.... if you put love for attack, na over the bar o0o00o!

QueenEdna:
'Not all that glitters is gold'... When U̶̲̥̅̊ guys are all after 'sexiness' how will Your brain function effectively ? Abi U̶̲̥̅̊ cant detect whose a wife material or not ? Sorry but the gal don hammer 4 ur head next time be more calculating.

Just checked your dp and you're.... HOT! So does it mean Mademoiselle Queen isn't a wife material? (Even if na one yard )

Hehehehehe.... I dey laff

Love is truly blind (that's why MAN UTD put the guy for defense )

Gbagaun!

enkay27:
Before I do dream and when I wake up I remember the dream....if it is a bad one I will pray over it and when I have it repeatedly it will surely happen if nothing is done about it but since this year i hardly have a dream and when I dream i don't remember....i was not bordered about it until I told someone persons and they said it is not normal.....i don't know how true is it.......if it is true, what will I do?

Babe biko bone talk! Itaf tayed wey me gan dream, talk less of make I remember am

XavierBlue:
lolz. It still part of e-messaging na still a platform.



XavierBlue

Dede, no just bring that leg oo0oo0o!!

Akshow:
Pay me for doing your work for you

I would have buh since you did it without my permission, you'll pay me for damages

XavierBlue:
like serious? Not even mails?



XavierBlue

Guy bend na!!! Mails kwa!!!! Shey na you go dey pay the salary for me? That's not social media na.... it's coperate media

Most definitely

I can give up ALL my social media accounts and more for a healthy relationship.

Buh wahala go shele if she kon ask me to quit orijin or alcohol in general.

Not that I'm addicted to them, buh as a guy...... man must shark....

Bodmas06:
Give him a bottle of orijin.

Hmmmm..... na talk be that.... adecome

Dey dia dey jonez

Akwa Ibom

Akshow:
The sad thing is that there is no much difference btw this pix and what is still obtainable now in the "modern" nta studios.

You just spoke my mind without permission. What should I do to you

Iranu

ladygudhead:
talk ur own.don't just sit there n sip

Nairaland dey vex me jor. Dem do me very bad tin last week and e still dey pepper me, so I dey use my orijinal take cool my temperature

ShayGirl:
Simply put, when a woman's gat no sense, she stands a chance of being used and dumped

Quite true.... buh to an extent too