₦airaland Forum

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, there's this guy that is always trying to annoy me, I don't know if he wants to get my attention or is just trying to annoy me. He walks past me non stop during finals in class thereby distracting me. Plus when I ignore him, he whistles at me. I am getting tired of it, he has been doing this "walking past" me thing for weeks. What do I do?[/color]

Slap am!

BrosPeter:
It took Buhari 5months to decide whether to sack him or not, it would take bubu another 5months to find a replacement, this Bubuman is dull, no wonder he's called dullard.

You just calm down dey show the whole world your mumurity. So the moment you are employed as a boss, you just begun sack everybody okwaya? no wonder you still dey do 'boy boy'

bugzbunny:
The man knws nothing abt governance
Just fire and probe...
Probe without results...
Pathetic

And you wey know kwanu You should be more ashamed of yourself that a 'Pinky' is ruling over you and 'Mr brain' like you no fit do anything

porrigeyam:
Buhari just like sacking and probing forgetting he has less than 4years already.... no any federal project announced since when dis man dy power..... buhari I'm your supporter and staunch Apc supporter but without been bias buhari you're a Big Foooool....u go sack and probe sote u go probe urself... useless politicians.

If soldier man say "ehn Bros watin you just talk" I so much know what your reply will be. BTW, PMB is the PRESIDENT of Nigeria, not the CHAIRPERSON of APC. So stop being a partisan and talk with sense.


Wailing town cryers

ishiamu:
. Thats what happens when you got nothing to comment but you just wanna comment

ishiamu:
Agarawu23 your fast ooo


Dedicate my portion of land to Gej the good man


I will stay here till the dullard achieve something in nigeria


No more light again the propaganda is now open and nigerians can see the yash of berem, omenka n co 4 the lying liars they are, may God/allah deliver us from this janjanweed state apc drop us

Abeg no vex. Na Fantastic sometin you talk so. Bet...... how e take concern your kidney

musicwriter:
All I can say is I remember when I was young about 12 growing up in the village, and there was this feared traditionalist who was reputed to hold or release the rain.

There came a particular year, getting into March of that year there was no single rain. The land and forests were dried up and farmers were crying for rain. The villagers decided to meet. I think the meeting was whether it was worth it seeing the rainmaker, since some people no longer believed him, due to culture depletion. I think I was hearing something like "he wasn't as competent as his late father" or something like that. I heard he used to be believed so much in the past and due to unbelieve and lack of care by the villagers he fell out of love with them, and seized the rain for that year.

Well, long story short, after a meeting the villagers contributed foodstuffs and little money, then met the man and begged him to release the rain. Everybody was waiting for the rain. That night there was a lot of thunder and signs of rain, but no real rain. Two days later the rain fall and it was a heavy rain, it was such a heavy rain that one little boy from the negbouring village was swept by the torrents and was never seen alive again. The older men and women and extreme traditionalists went back to the man to tell him it was enough. I do not forget things, so what I'm narrating here seems it happened yesterday.

This's just one of those things science can't explain. Could our forefathers been practising advanced science?.

Nna ehn! Eleyi gidi gan o0o0!

Lest I forget, lemme pitch my tent untop this okro tree so I can hear every clearly. (Glo dey 4cup sometimes for my area)

moscow37d:
How u take know ? Lol

Adecome. Just wait

Hahahahahahaha! lwkmd4ho0oo0!!!!!

jasssbabe:
Man use ur brain!! She doesn't have d right to tell u nt to send money to ur parent, they are ur parents for God's sake. Is your wife earning more and even if she does, it doesn't mean! U better don't place a curse on ur head becos of one selfish woman. I no d next tin u will say is you love her. Just show d love to ur parents. Our parents are wonderful.

Jassbabe is super wonderful!

It's definitely not for decoration. Ask me how I take know

Queennikky:
But you said wishper to you na

You ehn.... you think sey you geh sense okwaya?

Queennikky:
Done..... Hope you heard me

Yea... I did. Buh I want everybody to hear it too. So..... SAY IT LOUD!!!

kemlily:
awwwwwww so true and touching.....i cant wait

You sure sey you fit do everything wey that woman tell her pikin

Queennikky:
Remove your ear piece

Done!!

Very impressive. Truly, poverty and disability are both things of the mind

God bless your hustle brov

I love Cynthia Morgan's red

BoiledCorn:
This is mainly for those in residence of lagos and enviroms. I am getting welded to a fellow FEMALE nairalander this saturday but am not saying name. See picture of us below. Adress is sonnyevent halls 18 ,Olatilewa Street, Lawanson, Surulere and all invited. Come hungry it serve yourself.

Guy na my hood be that o0oo0!!!!

It's quite disheartening when I see people focusing and sharing their whole life on social media. Every LITTLE achievement is shown there.... ah ah!! FYI, contrary to popular belief, a 'Secret' relationship, is always a healthy one.

kemlily:
White lie

Open that link and have yourself to blame

Amen. iPray

kemlily:
Nawa for all dis governors ooo...

E taya me sef o0oo

madridguy:
" GEJ displaying is cluelessness "

Guy you don madt finish!!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!

I pity the pesin wey sidon for her front inside church....

Queennikky:
Lol.... Here to read comments

Ok just whisper to my ears what you think

Make this Christian of a guy just sharap biko!

Anyway, I think both Oliseh and Vincent messed up

PassingShot:
As funny as this is, be guaranteed that he will get good "response of acceptance" from many "Sugar Mummies" who look out for men of his physical build and the "core ability" to do.

You're very correct, you know? Like play like play

ItsMeAboki:
Lazy man, he wants a woman that would give him a free ride physically and financially, house husband in the making, most evidently scouting for sugar mummy.

And so He beg you for money FYI, he's got a job buh the income is just not sufficient. Tell me truthfully, haven't you, even for ONCE, thought of having a rich girlfriend

Let's see what the outcome will be

Hehehehehehe..... I just dey laff

Terrible.... really terrible!

favoured234:
We half suffer....

Switat kamdan... Una norva see anything!

Hol'up! Hol'up!! Just hol'up!!! You gurls thinkyou can fake it abi? Now lemme show you som'ing
Heheheheheheheh!! Dem gurls ain't see no'ing.

Op, after everything you wrote, believe me, na ONLY that pishure make sense die!!!
Hahahahahahaha!

Blow074:
You are hillarious, That's not a spelling mistake - lollllll

Hahahahahahaha! You're head is dia!