₦airaland Forum

muaa:
Ambode! do something

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Nne you'll be a grandma while waiting for a puppet to act on his own

C'mon close ya eyes dia!!! Small pikin like you. You want to damage ya innocent eyes okwaya?

OsoDupe:
The candidate is even melting the heart of the marker, is that an incantation or a decree? He/she didn't read that part of the Bible that says Faith without work is useless.

Babe, e geh where you go do exam reash, taya go cash you sef

powerfulsettingz:
That moment wen the bride is a leaner

She's not o0o! She just dey observe....

soulminister:
am always attracted to girls that are confident without make ups

Just like me bro....

mutter:
Feranchek
You and deliverer and anyone that thinks like you both ought to be ashamed of themselves.
Rape is a criminal offence and a serious one at that. There can be no justification.
If a girl visits you that does not justify you raping her.

As for your insults.. I take them with grace...
From the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.

I have had male friends since I was a child and most of them have remained my very good friends till date. We have very good friendships and they never laid a finger on me with or without my consent. Platonic friendships between the opposite sex do exist and today our kid`s play with one another and visit one another.

Insult I never intended such. And I'm not trynna justify rape either. You have a point actually, and it'll be immature of me to start an argument.

Snowangel4:
u AR vry funny.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

mutter:
SHAME ON YOU

If the dude lied in his comment, please point it out. If he made a fact, I guess it is more shame on you cos he seemed to have said something you've done before, something you're bout to do again, and something you'll do again and again, unless it HITS you hard before you learn

SUGARBEE:

Igwe dey plan 'weeweechu' with somebody and Lolo dey suspect am

SUGARBEE:
Who's the guy?

My kid bro

SUGARBEE:
Yea that's the fact

Which fact Pray sey you no jam James! That guy stingy die! I'm fact, na you go even spend for him head sef. #truetalk

How much?

My girlfriend shared this with me and I was like...

BRIGHTRIVERS:
Lmao.. 4 dis keke driver mind nw he'll get more passengers cos of dis shit? ... Do Nigerians use seat belt? Sori i'm frm France

If actually you have a car, then FRSC norva gbab you before

Safety 1st biko. With the high rate of Keke accidents, I'm not surprised this fella is doing what he thinks is the best for him. Really innovative cos according to my safety manager "if you think safety is hardwork, try accident"

Your safety is solely your responsibility!

LhoLar01:
Pa Buhari should fulfill his words of 'I belong to all, I belong to nobody'. The only way he can prove this is by not picking only on Jonathan's PDP government but extending to government b4 Jonathan's tenure and probing the allegations also against APC governors like Amaechi, Fashola, Okorocha, Let's give Pa Buhari chance.

Hehehehehe.... talking like you actually want him to do well..... all these Tanoids sef ehn.... don't worry, when he's thoroughly through with jona, I'm sure you'll be happy with the money naija will recover and forget bout the other names you mentioned

Oga jona!!! Only you 1?? According to paypay.... DIARIS GODU O0O00O!!!!

God don cash am!!

adeh39:
Check am again

On a closer look, I can even see lipstick!

adeh39:
Chaiiii!....na only Vaseline i dey rub for face ooo

78k ke?

This pancake wey I dey see hia kwanu

sainty2k3:
VP Osibanjo decorated someone too, so that ain't different, what was president Jonathan doing with that cap

You just spoke my mind!! As a commander, the onus is on him to do the dressing proper (not adjusting the cap )

Cool

islandprincess:
Just tke care of urself and d kids. He ll regret it later in life

You got that spot on princessa!

I kwonkwor with dis

Alihamdulilahi!!!!

When 2 matured, responsible and beautiful women have already spoken, what more can a kid like me say


Livingston heed dia advice. Buh lemme add..... while relocating to your new base, you can raise more money by selling your stuffs on OLX

Goodluck pappi

Vaseline will suffice while the strike last

Buh after the strike....... I go use ORIJIN (my secret weapon) show dem ween!!!!

With respect to the 'happenings' and norm in naija, I think I understand where he's coming from. With time, we'll effect the change in how they reason. Let's keep applauding them if that's what it'll take for them to do their work.

If they don't do their work, Nne'm.......


WHO WILL??

Ko le ye e

Whenever I go to the showers, the ONLY kinda music that comes to mind is my Latin songs. My favorite of them is 'The Devine praises' (for Benediction) then.... Adoremus....

What's yours?

#ibelieveyou