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Hmmm

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Pls bro, leave ma Genea alone. I love her so much and she loves me.
I love you Genea

Dominus vobiscum pappy....

Genea:
naaaaa am sure oremussanctus loves me

Issoryt o0oo! Sha kontinu. Buh if 4cup dey anywia, I'm willing to be your 2nd choice

Sassybae:
Hmmmmmm, I dey wait

Issoryt. Kontinu

Sassybae:
I hear, oya send it ASAP

Ehm.... Ehm. ... adecome

Sassybae:
and that's y u've not sent the airtime abi

Sweeti'm you're special na....

Genea:
oremussanctus is chilling with d amino acid of a gal called aminah

Shey you see am!! Shebi I teh you sey make you gree for me that time, you say mba. Now the yeye oremussanctus don leave you run.

I'm proud to be one

Lol

Lol

There's ONLY one thing I hate to hear from ladies (especially the ones online)



"Please send me airtime to subscribe"

I'll just be like... "adecome"

Genea:
smh,u nid cane
missed ya too

I'm blushing!

How is my rival doing?

Hehehe

I no go talk my own now...

And they said he didn't go to school. They said he didn't have a certificate. They call him illiterate. Yet their 'Clueless' poo hole no geh rep reash am

Hehehehe

Lol

Lol

Taking advantage of the moment

Genea:
Lil,its my sch,wah source do u need again

I just wan use style teh you say I don miss you die.

Sassybae:
Hmmm

Sweeti'm don't breakup with me o0o, mbok!!

Macky2:
Op. You don kill me with laugh. Very nice way to end a stressful day. Thanks for the joke.

You're welcome boss! The day was really stressful Herr sef....

Update:
old shit.....
Nigger e be like say yhu be ancient??
Come purchase APC software from me cos u need change & update in yo sinful life.....

Iffa teh you the truth about your life now, pesin go say I dey insult you... buh I'll just reserve my commentary

MY GIRLFRIEND
My girlfriend told me last night
that it's over
between us.
I thought about it and i found
out that life
without her is meaningless, so I
decided to
kill myself. I jumped from my
reading table to my bed
but I didn't die, I went to the
express road
and looked carefully before
crossing the
road, nothing happened to me.
I drank 4 rubbers of lacasera
with plenty
suya but nothing happened, I
took a lot of mangoes without
swallowing the seeds, yet I
didn't see hell!
I proceeded to another level of
concoction. I
prepared gizzard and kidney
sauce with
strawberry juice and lots of fresh
tomatoes,
yet nothing happened to me. I
ate cake, chocolate mixed with
ice cream,
still I didn't die.
I'm so worried now cause I just
finished
eating fried rice with chilled
maltina and
fresh fruit salad but nothing has
happened to
me. I'm really upset right now.
Friends, what do I do? Should I
try fried
plantain and chicken with fresh
milk?
Will it work?
Advice me please, I'm waiting for your advice.

Tydies:
Dear God, this shit shouldn't make front page.

78 AMEN to that brother

chomytex:
U cnt stoop too low to ask your bf for money,not like you'd ask him to pay ur schl fees..
Bt u stooped lower to f*ck his dad..
You are really a genuis!

For the right amount. I'm sure the dude don shine her Kongo also without paying that much.

Yea

Good

Lol

I love my presido

Good

Poooooo!!! No source.... poooooo

chomytex:
Y calling her aunt in the first place?

Na watin we dey call her na... so she copy am. Lol

chomytex:
Nawao brother and aunty?..intresting.

Hmmm.... quite interesting.

My cousin used to call her mum aunt back then, buh she grew up and changed!! So, I can't really blame the mum to larger extent. Buh still, they're to be blamed.