₦airaland Forum

sinaj:
lol I also njoyed childhood too...

I think my set iz d last lucky ajekpako set to njoy!



dat whistle was given among other gifts, whots card, parker in exchange for bottle nd condemn items

9ja... I dey wait patiently

Fake girls everywhere.... girls make una try dey repent na... ah ah!! Buh this dude sef na orijo durdusky

Hehehehehe....

Imogine

When baba said "I'm not for anybody. I'm for everybody" una think sey he dey lie. It's just a pity that despite his good intentions for the Igbo people (which I'm very sure of), we're already headstrong in actualizing the emancipation of the sovereign state of BIAFRA. Buh all the same....

God bless PMB
God bless his wife
God bless Nigeria and Nigerians


God bless the SOVEREIGN UNION OF BIAFRA!!!

Most times when we walk into big malls, boutiques, supermarkets, we never question their prices. We pay exactly what we see on the price tags and even hand out tips to the staff. The moment we are out of these shops and want to buy banana, our bargaining game gets off to the roof.

A poor widow with 5 hungry children at home tells you banana is N100. She even takes out her time to explain how difficult it was for her to even buy it and how bad the economy is. We still insist on paying N50 for it. Some of us even step back into our cars to drive away. Because 'half bread is better than chin chin', this woman is forced to call you back and sell to you at little or no gain. In her heart, she cries, she's worried about how she'll survive with her children. She silently reassures herself that 'It's well and that God will definitely provide' while you happily eat the luscious banana.
Take some time out and think about this, guys. Please do not bargain hard with vendors like this. They do business not to buy designer bags, Gucci shoes and designer clothes but to LIVE and EAT for that day and the children share the remaining money among themselves to take to school the next day (and that's if there's any left).
"He who gives to the poor lends to his maker" Busky Chilosom
SHARE this message and let the CHANGE start from you today.
God bless you

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Jonathan inherited corruption, he tried his best to fight corruption. Let's give it to him

Oremussanctus my guy..... you don dey use style calm down to accept PMB work okwaya? As bros Joe take inherit corruption, na so OUR presido take inherit kwarruption buh he's FIGHTI it well and needs YOUR support to continue..... hope he can count on your support brov....

DaBullIT:
Worgly = Worwor + Ugly

You be bad person

Bros I'd you sef see this babe, you go understand my language better

Hehehehe.... Gat this calabar chic j met on social media some time ago. Coincidentally, she was residing close to my crib (3 streets away)
We met and became acquitted with each other. I then told her I liked her and will like her to be my girlfriend (I hate beating around the bush). She neither said Yes or No. I didn't push it. Later, some months, I brought it up again and she reacted same way as she did the 1st time. Buh while the months passed, I was always giving her whatever she asked for in my little capacity hoping and praying she'll see it as a kind gesture and give me a chance (this babe fine die!!!) Buh na lie o0o0o! She never said a thing. A year later, I asked her again and she just use talk cover the matter, I kon reason am sey, e be like sey this babe wan use me do Maga while I'm on the friend zone. After reading from tosin and other romancelanders on how to know and leave the friend zone, I sharperly jumped out of there 1st. Now I'm slowly buh politely not being her Maga anymore. And you know the formation this babe dey use She won't ask you for 10k or 5k or big things. "I need 2k for one tin on school. I wan change my hair and na 1k.... bla bla bla" if you kon check am, in a month you don drop 5k for this babe.... WHAT??!!!!!!
For 3 weeks now she's been 'begging' me to 'bless' her (that was the word she used. Lol)

Buh, the coded NO, like the op said, is always helping me out

No 'Sauce'?

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Reminds me of an experience I had WAY back! There was this chic I was wooing via some social network back then. She's gat this very lovely voice that you'll think she was an angel that lost her way.... when the D day finally came, she told me she was at the end of my street waiting for me to come take her to my crib. My kid bro was with me then so I asked him to come along with me. When I was within a stone throw from where she stood, I saw too ladies- one was BEAUTIFUL, while the other was WACK! So to be sure that the BEAUTIFUL one was my 'Angel' , I picked my phone up and dialed her number (without putting the phone to my ear) Lo and behold, the Worgly one picked it and i was like..... CHINEKE!!!! Buh as a coded guy na, I just walked past both of them and continued giving the pomo girl a closer look (got a sun shade). Na my kid bro kon beg me sey make I pity her cos of where she was coming from.... I just went back, forced a smile and said "Hi". We spoke for bout 5 mins while standing then I discharged her sharperly!


Thank God for the latest social networking we've got now sha....

Sinbad2:
Oba Akinolu is nowhere to found when talking about youraba race(oba culture)he's more of a political king

Bros God bless you and your heritage mbok!

Chyluv1000:
mtcheeewwww if u lyk turn dia to ur grave its none of my business...

I'll sue you for saying my mind without permission and due process

Legitimate sex, you mean....??

Akinolu see your life You dey make mouth sey you go send igbos to lagoon. Dem no even recognize you or your throne when YORUBA obas dey talk.

Tomorrow, pesin go kon dey teh me sey Lagos na yoruba man land.... Iffa hear!!!

Coool

Sapphire06:
Thumbs up...this will really help a lot of couples

Sweetheart, don't tell me you're just hearing bout this 'Poo'

Ginaz:
men will still cheat........
simple as ABC

And una still dey complain
Hard as 123

Shoroniyen? Has he said anything different from what others have said or are saying Iffa hear sey dem send you mail or bombard you with calls. To lend your voice, you say, as what kwanu Bros, #nowthatyouhavetalked , watin make we kon do

Abeg sharap dia mbok! Kings and kig makers still dey find way to get things don and you dey say dem dey bombard you.....


Anu mpama!

I love BLACK
Being BLACK has very many advantages
No sunburn
Eczema no dey show
Stretch marks no dey too show
No need for high class cream

Please add to the list jor.

Fork the disadvantages (if at all there's any)



BLACK is GOLD
BLACK is Beautiful
I am made of BLACK.

What are you made of?





Guinness........ MADE OF BLACK.... MADE OF MORE!!!

Chimo!!!!!

Very impressive

Nice one bro

Very impressive

Ndo

Genea:
it cant happen

Dey watch na...

OREMUSSANCTUS:
I miss u so much Genea, click like if u want me to deactivate dis acct or share if u want me to still keep it

Alakori meji. I'm still working on my grand plan to displace you

missbronze:
Ok.

I no fit. i wont want a situation my rent will expire, i will be running helter skelter looking for money.

Even if is a mud house that the two months can only provide, i will gladly stay there.

The rest 10months salary will go into other tins abeg.

Btw, gdmorn to u.

Good afternoon to you Nne'm. You talk wey sha.... buh pesin like me wey geh parents and siblings, 3 months dey manageable till baba God bless our hustle

missbronze:
,Not true

If u stay in Lagos, and happen to have a taste of Abuja small, believe me, u will never want to go back to ,Lagos.

What can be better than living a less stressful life and yet, making your cool dough.

Everything about Lagos, is just stress.

Going to work-- stress.
Going to church-- stress.
Going to have fun-- stress.
Even, to enjoy your the money,-- stress too.


What is good about a city of madness, being held in traffic for hours. staying in d office till 10pm in order to beat traffic, and having to wake up 3am to also beat traffic.

And, fyi, accommodation is affordable in Abuja. it depends on where u want to say. Dont stay in a house ur only two months salary cannot pay for..(that's my rule). (We didn't come to Abuja for landlords abeg.)

Abuja is the city of big boys and gals.

MinE is 3 months....