₦airaland Forum

waoh! Am so deligted.All thanks to gej,the retardeen.

This is dam serious! To hell with pork meat!thanks oop for the insightful revelation.

na wetin person nor go see 4 nairaland?upon the whole wahala wen i dey right now,I stil dey laugh.hmmn!

He die wella!make him go hellfire go form cultist with satan.I pray God to grant the parents to fortitude to bear the loss.

A lady used a 2004 toyota corola to sow a seed to a pastor in the church becouse she is looking for a fruit of the womb.the pastor later used the car as a collateral to borrow the sum of #500k from me.both party signed the neccesary legal documents.the lady has stil nt get pregnant,and realising that she has been duped,she decided to retrieve the car.she got the pastor arrested and the pastor led a team of policemen to my house.the car was brought to their station n the police re nw taking with the lady becouse she a daughter of a prominent politician.the police re forcing me to let the car go,that the pastor should write an undertaking stating when he wil pay back my money.they say that I am nt authorised by law to lend money out,that am nt a bank.pls I need concrete advice.

freecocoa: Doesn't it just beat you how supposed learned people open their mouth or in this case hands and type rubbish.

Like buying a stolen phone from someone makes the phone any less a stolen item, honestly some people need their brains upgraded.

the man that bought the phone may likely be charge with receiving stolen property,if the police re convince that he bought the phone without receipt,if the monetary value of that phone is #50,000 n he bought it @ the rate of #20,000,etc.well,i pity him cos,he is on a long thing!

Brand_new: [size=14pt]This dude is making a good career out of him 'many' talents.[/size]

jack of all trade,master of...he better nor Bleep up sha!

naijathings: KUDOS MY A-SS. YOU NEVA KNOW WHO POLICE BE SHA.

who them bi?re they not humam being?am not disputing the fact that the Nigeria police is not corrupt,but why do we always want to hear/see the negative aspect of them?

Kudos to the Nigeria police.finally,we re getting there.if only they can deviate from corruption n do a proper policing without fear,favour or other financial inducement.more grease to ur elbow.

Warning!To all guys at there,stop buying use blackberry(wether london or uk use).no b force to use blackberry.see as the mam use him hand buy wahala.omaseo!

[color=#000000][/color]three friends once lived together(the blind,the cripple n the dumb). The cripple suddenly fell sick and died.how will the dumbman communicate or tell the blindman that their friend has passed away?answer it correctly n get #2000 worth of airtime of any network.

Kolade9: ^^ why did they HIDDEN the post?

lol.this english fit cause madness in hot sun.@post,good for him!so far,enor stil reduce a plate of satana at iya bamidele resturant.

My own na garri n quiliquili.may be this will affect the price of in market when they start selling it at roadside.

president goodluck,pls embrase islam-21 virgins await you when you die.you may want to smuggle viagra along.On a serious note,responding to Bk's request shows that the president is a joke.he should have ignore the request n concentrate on unearthing them.

pearl~hapi:
plz gerrout!you are surely not one of those I posted this for!y show ur okporoko boring self*abeg fly*

it seems u have emptied ur drugs.did you need more medication?Foolish hi-diot.

pearl~hapi:
plz gerrout!you are surely not one of those I posted this for!y show ur okporoko boring self*abeg fly*

it seems u have emptied ur drugs.did you more medication?Foolish hi-diot.

[color=#000099][/color]small thing ogoni man go jump enter water like fish.see olympics go swim,na zero medal.Hausa man go enter boat dey shout argungu fish festival.see rowing at olympics,zero medal.Igbo man go run 4rm sokoto to Aba at the slightest provocation of boko.see long distance running at olympics,na zero medal.Agbero for park nor mind pursue bus for road.see 100meters race,na zero medal.Yoruba man go remove shoe,shirt,wrist watch,pant to fight at ojuelegba.see boxing for olympics,na zero medal.Aunty blessing,abeg we dey ur back.carry go.

pearl~hapi:
doooo oooor!hapi aff strong!and wah waz dah on fb!ur issues are pilling up

y can't you write in plain and simple english?pack well jor!

quote author=folowo]In my NYSC day. A lady (coper) want me by all miss and always walk to me each time we met @ CD day. . Touching, want to sit beside me etc. But man no get time for such. So one day she voice out say what is wrong wit me. I didnt come to her lodge, get her sign. That she just want a taste of me and i reject her offer. .[/quote]abeg make una nor let dis guy commit suicide.but,who dash u certificate?ur parents 4 just use dat möney expand their cocoa farm.lol

abeg make una nor let dis guy commit suicide.but,who dash u certificate?ur parents 4 just dat möney expand their cocoa farm.lol

kai!you mean Ibori jamesi stil get mouth to yarn rubish?him nor get shame?kai!you mean Ibori jamesi stil get mouth to yarn rubish?him nor get shame?kai!you mean Ibori jamesi stil get mouth to yarn rubish?him nor get shame?

never a dull moment in nairaland.abeg make una pity the small boy called davido cos na mumu dey worry am.

oparah chi: I have a Registered Xedox. If ur interested let me knw. 08025254966 dats my number.

which of the models?

hi guys,I need a fairly used 2001/2002 maxda xedox or 2001/2002 maxda millenia for urgent Purchase.pics wil be highly welcome.

hahaha...I laugh sote I con mess inside my trouser,na im my trouser com tear for yansh.

40 man laptop agents indeed!I reserve my comment,until the insult start comming.(using meat to drink stout).

sam allaydyce: Pls stop callin dem laptop agents,call dem ignorant and selfish individuals who are greedy and can easily be decieved by d retard presido,he gives dem d guts to come here and write rubish by tellin dem dat he is on top of d situation.
P.s i knw of one dat is dere dat in an agent

40 man laptop agents indeed!I reserve my comment,until the insult start comming.(using meat to drink stout).

lol.ebi like say this man wan make the dead wake up.

president proffesor Attah mills passing on is a mere ephemeral recumbent hibernation;an empyrean paradisiac rendezvous lies ahead.Heaven is the terminus.The ecclesiastic,executive,legislature and all Ghanians at large have lost a solitaire.Any veritablf verification of the verity of president demise?I am in a state of metagrabolized melacholia.

lol.but he resemble frog sha.