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describe this man in one word.

kai!Emeka wen nor even get swag.I hate this dressing.just quit d industry forever n make sure you nor return.

Basic: When you just bought an android phone @ computer village, and, on getting home, you found the phone stuffed with hot fufu!

hahaha...this actually happened to my frnd sometimes last yr.

ishmael: Army authorities will not sanction the colonel. He did not go against any military law. What would be his offence if he's to be court-marshalled according to the armed forces act? Do not be decieved by the army authority's statement. That case is as good as dead. The colonel is a senior officer and enjoys some immunity in the military.

d offence commited by the colonel is:discretable conduct.

wats ur last price?ur number is switched off.can it go 4 #200?

I am sick n tired of dis hide n seek game jor!As usual,nothing concrete is goin to come out of this media investigation.

forgive an enemy,but never forget the bastard'sname.money can't buy happiness,but its more comfortable to cry in a toyota camry than on a bike.help someone in trouble,he wil always remember u when in trouble.many people re alive because its illegal to shoot them.Alcohol doesn't solve problems,but neither does milk.Ijebu garri nor dey run advert for tv,but e sell pass indomie noodles.

nice thread.pls can somebody teach me how to update my nokia x6?it keep sayin:fail to update,pls contact ur service operator.

mbhs139: Na wetin you self dey find up and down, you no go sit don for where dem born you? Na so huna go dey find wetin no loss everywhere. So, because GEJ don go brazil now you self wan go UK, o fe salo abi? God is watching you o!

lol.u get mouthu.hahaha

blank: I'm just wondering why u guys did not insist on his parents catering for the boy since they insited on ur sis haveing him?

the guys'parents re poor n mine live in a small town in Edo state(middle class n nor b village sha).y me I just dey one city unto work things.it was the quest for a good education that prompt me to take child in.my friends even thinks d little boy is my son cos of d way I take gudcare of him.thanks to my wife cos she is an understanding soulmate.but above all,I dey vex d father because he nor dey show concern in anyway.the ist time he visited his little boy,he gave him the sum of #500 n I was about to ask d guy:guy u nor get shame/concience?but I kept mute n was just staring at him.

mikron: HOPE THE POLICE IS READING THIS?

shebi they say na only police corrupt?Even Nepa is the most corrupt Est.in Nigeria.

taryour: Y is d boy living with u? Are u married? I think you should take dat boy to his mother for proper care. Ur sister should b d one fighting d boys father and not you. If u strangle him becos of d hate u feel for him,my dear u will end up in jail. I can understand y u feel so bad but if ur sister isnt showing so much concern then u dont av much say cos i still dont understand y ur sis is living with her husband now without her son,or is she hiding it from for her hubby? Or maybe there is more to dis dat u avnt said.

her husband is aware,bt he simply don't want to accomodate d little boy.yes,I am married(got married last yr).I would n't hav accomodated him,but for my sister'plea.naturally,I so much dis little boy cos d bond b/w us is so tight. Bt my fear is dat make one hi diot nor come for future say:yeah,I need my son.pikin wen u nor know as him take dey survive;common pant u nor fit buy.Me go just chop am raw like Niggaraw.

I am sorry for d incönviniency.I dont know y my post appeared threetimes.

Fellow nairalanders,my elder sister got pregnant at the age of 18 while in secondary school(1997 to be precise).my parents got wind of the preg when it was three months plus and the guy who was responsible ws called upon.my mum wanted to abort the pregnancy,but his parents were against d idea.to cutshort d story,my sis later gave birth to a bouncing babyboy.she later got admitted into d university.after graduation,she got married to another man.since 2005,the boy has living wit me and my parents n I re try our best to make him happy.(my parents normally pay his fees,but I do assist sometimes).the father of d boy is a working class;he neither assist financially nor call to ask after him.I so much hate him wit passion.I don't y he is avoiding his responsibility.I feel so upset whenever I think about it.I am planning to send the boy to him but on a second note,I don't think he will b able to take proper care of the child cos he is stil single.For him mind he don catch us mugu abi?pls advice me on wat to do cos d way i dey vex now,make I nor strangle him neck anytime i see am.

hahaha...I laugh sote I use vexation mess for my trouser;na im my trouser com tear for yansh.hahaha...

I remember wen I stil dey small,after we don finish our food,we go stil meet mum say we wan follow am chop(cos mum always eat last),she used to order us to hold her leg(say d food go enter our stomach thru her leg).oboy see come see how we dey hold mumsy leg like say tommorow nor dey.lol.childhood ws really fantastic.

life_style: The girl should be arrested....

Hahaha... take it easy man.anyway,I am a detective.just email her address to me n leave the rest for God.Imao!

my broda,all join.I nor fit talk say i dey go malu for public.na which kind thing be this na?

iyatrustee: ^^^which one come be it was white again?

I tire o!some people just like to dey misyarn.mtcheww.@op,na who dash una d best couple of the month?

Look at how the change of Name of our great institution from unilag to malu-malu has affected me.no more swag!govt.pls do something before I change my mind-00!

ACM10: You are not alone. I ask the same question too. Only criminalz receive accolades in Nigeria. People that brought glory and happiness to millionz of Nigerianz are left to die in misery. Their namez are quickly forgotten. While criminals like IBB, Abacha, Murtala Muhammed are immortalized. The person whose case baffles me most iz Murtala Muhammed. He iz a war criminal who commanded the forces that massacred civilians at Asaba and worshipperz at Onitsha. He iz barely educated. He took over the country after coup, even though Obasanjo wz hiz superior. He achieved nothing for the country. He wz killed just the way he killed otherz. But on hz death everyone wz fallin on each other to get somethin named after him. I wonder what I would tell my kidz if they ask me who these criminalz are.

that is Naija for you my Brother.

9-zeros:
are those students? dey look like touts.

exactly what I was thinking.they look like Alaba Area boys.

jerseyboy: All because of this Abiola thief. (Sigh)

you bera sharup ur dirty mouth.na Mko Say make them dey protest?you lack common sense.

Redhot111: so d sick man is a sinner according 2 u, hence he ws unable 2 retain d healin. May he took ur wife, or better still he forcefuly took ur daughter as a sex slave. Listen God still heals, no doubt but he is not under obligation 2 heal every1 n any1. But our men of God will want 2 tell dat God is an errand boy, which is never d case. God still answer prayer in his ways not fireman's way. But fireman wldn't agree. D earlier u understand these tin d beta. If na by sin, u 4 don die self cos i suspect u 2 b a witch.

Haba!bros e never reach dat stage na.but dis guy ressemble witch oo.lolz.

Wao!wat an interesting topic.

ayo ade: Do you believe this story? Another police gimmicks in action! Please read in between the lines before you comment.

mumu.must you doubt everything?why can't you go to the bank n confirm?atleast the address is there in the article.idiot!

Idowuogbo: ^ no we dey on advert break

lolz!laugh wan kill me die.abeg carry on cos i dey feel u!

thanks.i have done it.but the problem i am experiencing now is the battery.i bought original battery yesterday @ the rate of 2000 naira,but stil no solution.wat will i do?

fellow nairalanders,I just bought a htc desire phone dats working perfectly.but the previous owner personalised all d applications with his google account.whenever i want to download or surf the internet,it wil be showing d previous owner's gmail acc.(but no password)pls anyone with useful info on hw to reset d phone?

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na wetin this small boy dey do for here?abi you don krace?na wetin concern ur security doors and the topic?hhidiot!