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Sijo01: Immunity to distract court proceedings with their kindergarten attitudes?

I wonder!

2ndOGA: Exactly, there is something you ain't getting. And that's understanding this part properly:



It doesn't say she paid #500,000. It's what she's to "provide" if she's to be bailed.

you peeps. re getting it wrong.for. the fact that she is granted bail with the said amount does nt means the money will be paid in the real sense .the money is what her surety will pay to the court incase she jump bail. people just type out of ignorance.

God punish poverty,and thank God say The verty don go.very soon the po must leave by fire by force.just like at how this lady is fooling herself,because of money.

Can you see what vegetable have caused this lover boy?I mean,he should continue eating the fresh vegetables.foolish loverBoi wen nor sabi lie.you were suppose to be serving ur father land,but you choose to go for anything on skirt.thesame punishment awaits those idiot corpers who were boasting of how many secondary sch girls(minors)they hv slept With in calabar while discharging their duties.the very students that look Up to you people as role models...smdh.education without Self discipline is notting But a waste of resources.

I'm begining to like this guy called Reno.forget about those media criticism,perhap,he is nt so terrible.never knew he is a pastor.whao!

Why on earth should amnesty be granted to these blood sucking demons who derive fullfilment in killing unarmed innocent citizens?one needs to absorb Alemo bitter to digest certain happenings in the country.for christ sake,why can't the fg grant divide this country for good?see as una spoil my mood for inside church.*Vex commot for church,buy dey call my uncle wen dey US to see iF him fit rellocate me*.

HAH: I believe that was combination of your salary and many months road side egunje madam constable

Hahaha...see finishing!na corporal she be,no be constable.

Our oyeh money,our oyeh money,Oga they chop am yanfu-yanfu...

I got married to my best friends'sister,kini big deal?and we re stil friends till date.it all depends on maturity of the people involve.

If the children of Isreal were Nigerians,they would have wasted a whole day at the red Sea snapping and uploading status like....chilling out wit moses,hmmn,miracle tinx,pharoah on point.true or false?Why nt ur grandmother, or one of ur father'swifes?People funny sha.which kan mumu love,lust or infactuation go make u marry your own flesh and blood?things re really falling apart!

alaoeri: Is CAF also a islamic nation? I think say na for only islamic countries crisis dey, if na muslim country now dem go attribute am to islam now na bad govt. Smh to some ppl hypocrisy.

Wetin this one dey talk self?

Mr..Cork:
This skinny loookin ugly Somali wannabe twins shuld invest in *spoken english* insted of tryin to by aeroplane...edddiots boys!

See your life?correct your self:Instead of trying to buy.mumu,keep hating!

it so pathetic that this young ambitious lawyer Sold his integrity because of a token sum of money and a samsung galaxy phone.even his oga at the top,who didn't want his name in print is not happy at his behaviour.*in 2face voice*e be like say them want act,another movie again-oo.dats all.

I can understand how you feel right now.well let me consult my oga at the top;cos i don't want to advise you to go ahead with the stabbing,and my "My oga at the top "will say another thing.except you re ready for life imprisonment or death by hanging,pls don't do it!time heals all wounds.

well,let me ask my oga if I should comment.cos I don't to say one thing and "My oga at the top "will its another thing.lmao.He is simply a learner!

well,let me ask my oga if I should comment.cos i don't want to say anything and "my oga at the top "will say another thing.dats it.

Gej,why can't you prove your critics wrong,even if its once?Pls where is mr insincere Nigeria?he alway hide his face,whenever trival issues like this re been discourse.I just can't wait to read his comment/reaction.defending the indefendable.wat a joke!

maybe it was just a co-incidence or the his wife actually brought the ill luck.anyway,i wish him quick recovery.your friend is just like the biblical JOB,the lord will surely replenish him.it just a matter of time.

#6.PAIN AND ANGER:You get terribly hurt when your love upsets you,but their actions never anger you.you may get annoyed or fustrated now and then momentarily,but you just can't stay mad at them or giving them the silent treatment hurts you more. #7.SACRIFICES:You make sacrifices for their happiness or wellbeing,even if they may never realise it. #8.YOU KEEP YOUR PROMISE:You stick to your words,even if they will never find out if you broke their promise.when you experience true love,your moral conscience become strong when it comes to this special person.when you trully love someone,you'd be willing to suffer,just to see them happy.If you re in a relationship and aren't experiencing these signs,dont fret.perhap,your relationship hasn't reached the state of emotional maturity that surpasses physical attraction.take your time and test the water.Even if you are not there yet,don't worry about it.It's only a matter of time before a happy relationship goes the true love way.

True love is a kind of love many of us chase after,ironically,only few of us find or realise it until its too late.its the kind of love and affection you have for someone that isn't bound by the law of human behaviour.when some hurts you,you get angry.when someone shatters your ego or humiliates you,you want revenge.this is human behaviour,cos these triats re engrained within us.bt when you esperience true love with someone,your primal instints and behaviours changes only towards this person.true can't be forced.it has to esperienced naturally and wholeheartedly.you can't fake it no mater how hard you try.true love can be hard to find,but the signs to read can be clearly seen in every perfect relationship.#1.GIVE AND TAKE:In true love,you give to the relationship wholeheartedly,without any desire or expectation of getting something back in return from ur partner to justify your action. #2.YOU SHAQE THEIR BUQDEN:And you do that even if you don't really have.you can't bear to see this special someone suffering.you re always willing to offer them a helping hand,even when you have ur own dificulties to look unto. #3.WE:In a perfect relationship,its good to have our own space to grow as individuals.bt at thesame time,if you trully love your partner,you'd see them as part of ur life.when you think of your future,you can't help but see them your side. #4.PRIDE AND JEALOUSY:You beam with pride when they achieve something,even if it's something you failed at.you may get jealous of a friend who out did you,but when you love someone,jealousy never enters the picture. #5.YOU CAN NEVER HURT THEM:When you re trully in love with someone,you can't even imagine hurting them,emotionally,physically.payback is a strong human instint,but true love make you completely selfless.

back in the days when i was living in a face me,i face you apartment;i woke up one early morning to use the toilet,bt i met about three other tenants lining up at the door of the toilet.i have to rush to a nearby primary school to defecate.behold,i was caught by two security men who were on guard at the school.After using my bare hands to pack the poo,i was beaten black and blue n later paraded in the whole street.*See shame*.I was nicknamed (officer in-charge)O.c shit.i was later forced to park out,because i was so embarased.I even got toilet disease from dat house.also,envy,jealousy,amebolism,constant conflicts were the other of the day.i normal woke up in the morning to discover that my toes were been chopped of by rats.anyway,i'm now a proud landlord.no be how far,na how well.Baba God noni.

Ikpediarukevwe: Rubish... U kill by d gun and die by the gun.. Na xo all those yeye police take dey die like fowl.. Boy dey hustle una dey block them... Cant u kill the big politician thieves? Abi dem must carry gun first.. Kill 'em all.

re you one of the robbers who fled?you didn't make any sense;just dey yan dust.mumu.

Kudos to the officers and men of the Nigeria police,esp.lagos state command for a job welldone.the government need to equip the police with new equipments such as standard bullet proof,arms n armunitions,communication gadgets,etc.they need motivation in order to perform their job deligently,cos the average salary of police constable is 45k.

Not impress,until I see the final outcome of ongoing renovation.anyway,good step in the right direction.btw,the officers and men of the Nigeria police need to be rehabitate asap.

trix!:
Its amazing how people come here on NL to abuse the President of the federal Republic of Nigeria.
Many of these people have never led even a small group of people, and have made no sort of achievement.
No sincere person would say Nigeria hasn't improved. Or you think all the improvements in Lag was done by Fashola alone?

You come here to insult GEJ, what did your father achieve in his life? Where were you when GEJ became deputy Gov of bayelsa? Even simple ward chairmanship election, you can't win, its to come and spew trash on NL!

thats why they were elected!no excuse my dear.Must everybody hold political office?the fact that some people can't win a ward or councelorship/chairmanship election does n't mean those who re entrusted with political offices shouldn't perform their job deligently.if everybody aspire to be a political office holder,na who go vote na?

Wheeey,n we expect the police to galan+ly fight those armrobbers and kidnapperS?many things re definitely wrong with the Current security arrangement/situation in our dear country.if their family happen to live in the Police barrack,they will be evicted within two months.anyway,rest in peace to the dead.an eye opener to the serving members.

Thesame thing can't be said or applicable to all these politicians who definitely wants to aquire enough wealth for their children,grandchildren,great,great-grand children.lol.

Ijele-igbo:
She's joking right?

Nope.she even posted it on facebook,and some people were saying its a fact.imagine!

2nd to comment.hehehe...now I can torment cos its my momment.why re yoruba royal fathers always tarnishing the image of the monarchs?you can hardly hear negative news about the Oba of Benin.hope he recover from his insanity.

Eisenhower: you and her go meet in the after life ? chai! you even know where she dey self wey you wan go meet her. omo take am easy ooooo!

E matter?na heaven she dey go na.ur wishes is not God wishes.so relaze!

wetin we go believe now?different stories everyday.may her gentle soul rest in peace.

Another David in the making.hope he will kill a lion when he grow up.incredible!!!