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Before d act get rid of excess sperm first from d bod b4 having sex with wife.mas2b8 first b4 action simple.

samgborigi1:
I am a married guy who got married 3 years ago. I never had premarrital relationship. I had a couple of girl friends before I got married but no sex involved because of my christian background. I have a small slim penis which I wish could be longer fatter and bigger. Most of the time within 3-5 min already come. Many a time my wife will beg me not to come but before you know it I have come. I pity her most of the time. I want enjoy sex fully. Pls I need help. What can I do? I need practical advice. Which drugs or what can you guys recommend?

It appears that the op is a confirmed learner..some times I even wish my parents gave me all my university school fees in bulk to start the business am doing 2day..I would have been 10 times richer by now.University education in nigeria is somehow overhyped cos it doesn't guarantee anything at all..

Who be dis one? Are u and ur brothers quarter as handsome as any of those guys??what's are u even saying.its time to pick up ur glasses cos I can see ur really blind..

UIA04:
No hate but she fell for the ugliest of the three. Maybe he has the best character
WhThe one in stripped tie in second pic is.. Omg
I would love to have multiple twins or triplets like these

Who be dis one? Are u and ur brothers quarter as handsome as any of those guys??what are u even saying.its time to pick up ur glasses cos I can see ur really blind..

UIA04:
No hate but she fell for the ugliest of the three. Maybe he has the best character
WhThe one in stripped tie in second pic is.. Omg
I would love to have multiple twins or triplets like these

Men would always be men from the time of solomon so any woman wanting to compete with men in their game is a big fool cos men have nothing to loose if they are wise while u women have a lot more to loose..girls of 2day are very bitchy and slutty dats why most of we men don't really think of marriage cos dat tin u wld have given us in marriage we already get it so cheap frm u wenever we want so wats d point..Women of 2day shld change their orientation..cos am sure if ur mothers were so cheap in dos days ur fathers wouldn't have taught of a reason to marry dem anyways..

Estharfabian:
Nah!


There ain't No decent Lady Around.
Please turn gay Or maybe kill Yourself?


The nerve! The hypocrisy!! You And Your Deluded excuse of friends really deserve to be shot! Right in the Scrotum!

...And You castrated for having No Shame to Post this here, displaying Your Not so Latent Misogynistic, Lame, Uncultured, unethical Characteristics!

I Hope he gets infected. seriously! by HIV, Ebola, lassa fever or something! Amen!

Oga is english our mother tongue or a borrowed language??even most asian,european and african countries which communicate in english,havnt still got the best english accent..Even after their foreign educations and background..please learn to appreciate people and not always wanting to critisize at every point..People like u are some of the problems we have in naija.U don't appreciate good things rather u want to cause trouble at every point..

garfield16:
His English is not that of someone with a 4.0 GPA. If it were any other field I would understand but not Mass Com. How do you get a 4.o GPa in Mass com with poor English and sentence composition? These are the people that will end up as journalists and start printing misleading news all because they didnt get their English right. Did you notice how he said he "demanded" to see the GM, that should have been "insisted" or "requested" also twice at least he said salaries instead of salary.

Am sory..dint mean to hurt u sweethrt..I love u mwaaahhh!![quote author=esosa993 post=43526067][/quote]

You are all confused no exception at all..

esosa993:
there is no history in this you don't know me or a thing about me, am not a dummy who jumps from one guy to another, so to answer your question nopr I have never dated any nice guy and dumped him, stop forming ITK mr know all, you can't understand everygal cos you once dated some confused set of gals pls

The bottom line is that you girls don't know wat you want..infact ur a bucnh of confused set of human beings..I bet if u had same man u would do same to him.cos u women are never satisfied..God knows I would never try to please any woman,And I won't take rubbish frm any girl either..I aint changing my real self for any biatch cos its not worth it..

dlashondra:
Sister, cherish what you have, y r u looking for a man to beat u up, are u a punching bag? Wow women and our wahala, how I wish I have such a cool guy, I will treat him like a king he is

I never said I can't hammer in nigeria..Am already doing something and making agiving out of it.But some people prefer doing business abroad cos of the more favourable and quality standard of living over there..unlike here in nigeria.Its just a thing of choice.

Cutehector:
If u can't hammer in Nigeria, u can't hammer in any other country!

Dear nairalanders I am a young graduate and currently doing business in nigeria..Though still new in business..But the truth is that I am a very ambitious young man whose dream is to travel abroad,make good money,I mean hard currency and come back in future to invest big time in nigeria..I am not so fulfilled doing business here in nigeria cos of the challenges and harsh business condition of this country..Nigerians abroad I need your help and advice on the best country to travel to and make good money enough to actualise ones goals and dreams and how to go about it.I am a very hard working young man and I know I would make it if given the opportunity in any good country abroad I find myself..Thanks!!

debbie:
The price of bag of pure water in lagos has increased....please what is our problem in Nigeria? we are terrible opportunists.

My dear sorry to say this why is it that many of us talk unintelligently at times..why wouldn't prices increase? Do you know what it means when they say dollar rate is now higher and naira has been devalued?? It just means that the 1000naira u had before is now 500naira.it also means that if ur salary was 200k per month it has now worth 100k..cos what 200k could buy b4, u would now need 400k to purchase same tin..all these is cos naira has devalued in double fold..its is simple economics..so if you were buying a bag of pure water at 100naira before don't be surprised if it now becomes 200naira cos all these bruhaha only means that what 100naira could buy before u would need 200naira to buy it now..so its very normal for prices to increase and even double at this time..That is the change we want as nigerians and now we'v got it..Nonsense!!

debbie:
The price of bag of pure water in lagos has increased....please what is our problem in Nigeria? we are terrible opportunists.

My dear sorry to say this why is it that many of us talk unintelligently at times..why wouldn't prices increase? Do you know what it means when they say dollar rate is now higher and naira has been devalued?? It just means that the 1000naira u had before is now 500naira.it also means that if ur salary was 200k per month it has now become 100k..cos naira has devalued in double fold..its is simple economics..so if you were buying a bag of pure water at 100naira before don't be surprised if it now becomes 200naira cos all these bruhaha only means that what 100naira could buy before u would need 200naira to buy it now..so its very normal for prices to increase and even double at this time..That is the change we want as nigerians and now we'v got it..

So we shld kill aour selves ba?? What's so special about the house that a whole minister can't afford without stealing from nigeria..Do u know the numerous benefits of being a minister??The lobbies they get from people seeking favour is enough to buy mansions for them so stop the hating and pray to God to bless you like this as well..Who no like or pray for better tin..Even a commisioner in my state imo state built a mansion more spectacular and eye catching than this I mean a commisioner o!! Not to talk of a minister..Abeg dis is not news as far as naija is concerned.We all know that naija politics is like blood money.

Op is hundred percent right..I schooled in owerri and I can testify that if you want to see the most beautiful girls in nigeria come to owerri or enugu..God blessed our girls with beauty..Akwaibom is overrated.

That lady is definitely under a curse..Maybe they have cursed her cos of something bad she did in the past,That she will not get married..Cos no normal lady would act this way in such an open environment were her mother inlaw was around..A real LovePeddler would find a coded place to cheat even if she wants to do so..

The bottom line is that if you don't want to have sex don't go into any intimate relationship with any guy except of course u both are ready to settle down preety soon..It is pointless going into an intimate relationship cos u are only putting urslves in a position to be tempted..Wait till ur ready for marriage b4 going into a rlationship and also look for a guy like u who is also ready to setle down b4 going into a rlationship..Sex in a rlationship is a mutual consent, u both must agree fully not to have it till marriage b4 it can work..If u as d lady is d one setting d standard and telling a sexually active guy dat he is not allowed to touch u till marriage then its a total waste of time cos he wouldn't touch u but don't be hurt if he is getting it outside..simple.

SexyCeline:
so you mean a lady shud only get into a r/shp when she is ready for sex or what? What kinda home were u raised?

My sister leave that matter for mathias..who told you not every guy likes sex..Every guy loves sex and practically can't do without it.its was ur fault,u shld have studied ur partner before going into a no sex relationship with him..IF u aren not ready for sex or marriage then why go into a relationship in d first place..Its better u stay single till ur ready..Abi can't u do without a man??The truth is only very few men would cope with dat ur condition and that's if he wants to mary u asap cos he won't stay without sex for long..Esp if he's been aving it b4..Its either he is getting it frm u or he gets it else were..Same applies to ladies of nowadays..So let's stop d deceit that not evry1 loves sex cos every one actually does..Infact its abnormal not to like sex.That's one of d reasons many marry in d first place.Even ur pastor.

SexyCeline:
Obontami, you are sick jor. You fink it's er.very guy that loves sex the way u do? I pity ur g.f

My sister leave that matter for mathias..who told you not every guy likes sex..Every guy loves sex and practically can't do without it.its was ur fault,u shld have studied ur partner before going into a no sex relationship with him..IF u aren not ready for sex or marriage then why go into a relationship in d first place..Its better u stay single till ur ready..Abi can't u do without a man??The truth is only very few men would cope with dat ur condition and that's if he wants to mary u asap cos he won't stay without sex for long..Esp if he's been aving it b4..Its either he is getting it frm u or he gets it else were..Same applies to ladies of nowadays..So let's stop d deceit that not evry1 loves sex cos every one actually does..Infact its abnormal not to like sex.That's one of d reasons many marry in d first place.Even ur pastor.

SexyCeline:
Obontami, you are sick jor. You fink it's every guy that loves sex the way u do? I pity ur g.f

To me its a fact that most naija girls are extremely lazy..Always depending on men to survive..Though there are hard working ladies as well..The fact is that I think if as a girl u are broke and have nothing doing,U don't deserve a rich dude.Broke girls shld mingle with their class and work together to become rich.You cannot be a broke,lazy and jobless girl and be looking for a rich dude,dats criminal. Most rich dudes wouldn't even settle for broke girls they would rather chop and clean mouth..A rich dude would settle for a girl of his class except ofcus his bae was there for him while he was broke and husstling..Boys are smarter now. My honest advice is that a broke guy shld stay away from ladies especially naija ladies and focus on making money..When you become financially stable,Not necesarily rich,u can then look for a lady to join u and grow with u.If ur a completely broke dude,U want a lady but d truth is u honestly u don't NEED a lady.Having a girlfriend when u havnt found ur feet in life is a totally misplaced priority.

You are a Veeeery big Foool for 2 reasons,For making mockery of God in his own house and secondly for coming here to ask such stupid question..If men were God you would have died on the spot while commiting such evil in Gods house.You have no fear of God in you and if you begin to suffer tomorrow of accidents,sicknesses,death and disapointments or poverty you will blame the witches in ur village..Go back to the alter of God and sincerely cry to God for forgiveness cos fornication is a sin much more in Gods house..Cos every sin has repercussions.God is a merciful God and also a consuming fire.Repent!!

Pastor Joy Amenkhienan
Zonal Director - Christ Embassy Port Harcourt Zone 3.

LADIES if you haven't LEARNED SUBMISSION, stay away from MARRIAGE. Marriage is not PARTNERSHIP, its AUTHORITY, you are under your Husband and subject to Him.

The higher authority is Jesus. If HE is not SUBJECT to CHRIST, then its an ERROR! Start learning how to SUBMIT to your mum, dad, pastor, leaders and BOSS if you haven't being doing SO yet.

GENTLEMEN, it doesn't
make you become BOSSY. Oh GENT if YOU still THINK ME, MYSELF and I, then you ain't matured yet for MARRIAGE.

Stop Proposing and engaging sisters for donkey years and telling them to wait for YOU? Huh?

GENTLEMEN, MATURITY is for RESPONSIBILITY, don't go finding a woman when you ain't ready to be responsible. It's more than AGE and having a beard, or a good house, car or so much money in your bank account.

HELLO MR, Your parents still feed you, give you pocket money ,PAY your SCHOOL FEES? HUH? You have no business COURTING or being in a RELATIONSHIP not to talk of MARRIAGE. An adult still being BREASTFED? That's an ERROR!!!

FINDING someone to LOVE YOU is very EASY, but FINDING someone SUITABLE for YOU is the ASSIGNMENT.

LOVE is not enough for you to MARRY ANYONE. WHAT'S YOUR DEFINITION OF LOVE? HE CALLS YOU EVERYDAY? Say what? Any good friend can do that. SHE COOKS GOOD and BRINGS YOU NICE MEALS? Even your mum can cook. HE TAKES YOU OUT ALWAYS and SHOPS FOR YOU? That's sweet, but even a good girl friend can do that for you.

SHE'S CARING? Huh? Your sister cares, your mum does, that Lady at work cares!
SHE'S BEAUTIFUL? Beauty is Vain, charm is deceit!

If your reasons for marrying anyone is JUST BECAUSE YOU LOVE HIM or HER, those are LAME REASONS.....Its too cheap!

Have you checked, if he or she tithes? How about partnering in the kingdom? Who is he listening to? Who is she subjected to aside you?, What's
his or her relationship with others, family, friends or colleagues? You just can't be the only person he or she is passionate about or cares for? If you are, there is an error! We have too much love to dispense to only one person.

LOVE is more than feelings, its a FORCE! Its SUPERNATURAL and everyone is capable of LOVE.

Like I always say DON'T MARRY DREAMERS, MARRY VISIONAIRES!!! People Who make realistic and achievable goals and get them done in every little way.

There would be a time when those FEELINGS won't feel like it, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? You need CONCRETE CONVINCTIONS to MARRY SOMEONE! That's why as a MAN you must have VISIONS, LAID DOWN already! Know who you are and your God-given purpose.

LADY know who you are and where you are going, SO YOU DON'T GET CARRIED away by any man's vision.

There must be a MEETING POINT in your VISIONS, you are PARTNERS, If you're not going where the other is going, LEG IT!

GENT, YOUR WIFE is a HELPMEET, called to assist YOU. GENT! Now who told you because SHE PRAYS so WELL and SINGS so sweetly she's the ONE FOR YOU! Even the devil comes as an angel of LIGHT.

ENJOY your feelings with caution, DON'T LET THEM CONTROL YOU. There's a CALLING for EVERYONE. BE CAREFUL WHO YOU MARRY! Find it before you think of saying I DO!

AGE is not maturity! ( Pause and think). BE IN YOUR PLACE OF PURPOSE LADY - even if its a HOLE, HE WILL FIND YOU. Stop trying to FIND HIM. Lady protect your self-esteem. SET a STANDARD for yourself, UPHOLD BIBLE- based VIRTOUS VALUES and stick to them.

Nevertheless, LOVE is IMPORTANT, SHOW MUCH LOVE. Love is like a Plant, it takes time to grow when you are watering it.

EVERY RELATIONSHIP without COMMUNICATION dies no matter what kind it is. There must be constant sharing of thoughts. DON'T become INACCESSIBLE or deaf to your PARTNER, understand even their SIGN LANGUAGE. That's why you must pay attention to those you LOVE.

Yes its a responsibility, STUDY them and get to know them.

Without respect there is no love but remember RESPECT is earned; Guy don't go fighting for who to bow to YOU or call you LORD, its childish. When a woman LOVES you and you show her how important she is to you, she would KNEEL for YOU without you asking her to.

If you can't TRUST your PARTNER, you can as well leave now before MARRIAGE. You won't always be there to MONITOR them, stop STALKING!!!

LOVE is the BEST GIFT we can give to anyone, show much LOVE

Ephesians 5:33 Amplified version; "and let the wife see that she respects and reverences her husband [ that she notices him, regards him, honors him, prefers him, venerates, and esteems him; and that she defers to him, praises him, and loves and admires him exceedingly].

1: You see the 1st synonym for reverence is to notice him. Most women don't notice their husbands. They think they are still in their parents house where they just walk and see their siblings sitting in the sitting room and just greet them and pass by! If your husband is alone in the parlor maybe watching tv go straight there, hold his hand, sit very close to him, maybe lean your head on his shoulder. Just do something romantic and watch with seriousness what he's watching

If you don't like watching football and he likes it you better start learning how to watch football. Moreover when men have their women around them, it makes them feel proud, it makes them feel important and valued, it makes them more a man.

Don't act as though your husband is an inanimate object, notice him! Don't wait until you have a need before coming to him. Men too love to be loved.

Notice the nice shirt he wears, his shoe, tell him ho[truncated by WhatsApp]

Guys if your girlfriend is with you cos you got money.Then any other nigga with money would Bleep your bitch..Am sure u'v heard that before.Same way if your girlfriend chose to date you cos ur handsome any other handsome nigga would attract her and fvck her as well.


Food for taughts: Relationships/ love should be beyond superficial things most of we young people look at today..I think there is more to love than these things.True love is what keeps a relationship going if all these things are no longer there.If a girl tells me she loves me cos am handsome or cos am very caring ie (i shower her with gifts and money) i seriously wouldnt take her seriously cos to me there are so many other handsome/ rich guys out there thats a very shallow reason to love someone..My opinion tho!! U can share ur taughts as well.

U are wicked..Am sure if i use a towel to wipe ur make up face u would look like a monstar or dracula..Why would u insult ur fellow girl like dat??Am sory to say contrary to ur statement u are the last thing any man would want..Cos u are so rude.And no man gives a damn about a rude chic like u..

ZeeAfrica:
yes dear I am beautiful thank u, am not insulting her, m just telling the truth. Another thing, whether my bf goes for her or not is not my business, I have better things to focus on in life than trying to run after or fight for a man, after all, did someone tell u that there are no more men in this world? did they say that my bf is the only guy on earth? ouch, I don't think so. Him going for her, would be his loss, coz I know that I am the best thing that can ever happen to a guy, believe me I have the best qualities which men look for. U don't know me, I don't know u, but I know the truth about me, so what u r saying to me, is no threat at all. Lol m sure u have tried to commit suicide becoz of a man, judging from the way u put your statement, u r probably the type of a person who runs after a man, as if a man is a profession. Gosh dear grow up already, and know that there is more to life, than thinking a man is all u need

Same way if ur girlfriend is with you cos ur handsome any other handsome nigga would fvck ur bitch

Mhizkel:
If your gf is with you because of money, then any nigga with money can fvck your biitch

My dear most people are kinda harsh to u cos u came here and first thing ur looking for is d most handsome bloke..Abi na man u come pursue for nairaland?? even girls dat have boyfriends would still come here and be looking for boys to flirt with tomorow they would say we men are cheats while na dem grisl cheat pass.

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So with all the years igbos have been relegated on the background in the helms of affairs of this country you think they would not one day rise and fight for a just course!! You must be joking..I am not in support of biafra or whatever it is called but I think that its time for igbos to wake up and fight for their rightful position in this country..And so far I think this fight would enable the government allow the igbos have a fair share of the government just as they deserve..So if u don't have anytin to say just keep ur stinking mouth shot..

OgbeifunErom:
IPOB Youths and their amateur propaganda

Everything about them is fake and amateurish

They think they can intimidate the government and the nation with false claims and lies

E no go work! Nigerians are wise and smart.

Nnamumudi Okwukanu will face trial for treason and he will be executed when he is eventually found guilty

My preference will be that he is executed by firing squad

Up Nigeria

Op if u take dis advice then ur relationship is doomed..U don't give ladies free hand like dat unless u want to get ur own finger burnt.sieze that phone from her immediately and threaten to call off d marriage..Leave her for a while and don't pi her calls for a while..Let her know ur mad at her..If she values ur relationship she would come begging then u tell her she must choose btwn d relationship or her phone.If u guys settle get her a non browsing phone cos dats what she deserves..As she has proven to be immatured and shld be treated like a kid if not she wld loose control

MrcuteOscar:
The Best i can say to you bro,is to understand that women are kids (so to say), u need her attention isn't? Y not let things slide,allow how to enjoy her moment,give her time,don't nag,dont complain about the situation.. Just be a MAN. Soonest she would realise that saying that goes thus; "Silence is Golden". Remember ur complaining can't change anything,rather he would see you as one who complains of little things.. Ok

Let me tell you op if I were u..I would sieze that phone from her and threaten to leave that relationship..Women are not to be trusted at all..The truth is dat if you give a woman freedom she misuses it..give her one mile she would go 7 miles..One guy she met online that is driving her fish brain crazy is the only reason why she doesn't have time for u again and if care is not taken she would start cheating on you and befor u know it ur relationship is over..Ur d man here and I expect you to act as one..Some times women need to be treated like kids if not most don't know their left frm dier right.U are her guardian and its ur duty to protect her frm anythin that would destroy what u have suffered to build.Social media is d reason for so many failed marriages and relationships..Don't give her dat chance at all.She must choose between her phone and your relationship..Give her that threat afta siezing her phone..Then if she chooses her phone over u then dump d bitch she is not worth it at all..

My broda some guys are real mugus na dis kind guys wey women dey use do yeye sotey we go come hear say person commit suicide because of woman.You love woman pass your life??.Woman wrapper like u.Arrant Nonsense!! No woman can take d place of God in my life..God forbid..They aint worth it.quote author=sonofananimal post=41628478]not when see CHEAT on you!

That statement will change to hate

And why will you love a woman more than your life and don't love God like that


Guys! Make una stop to dey MUMU for WOMAN this day na![/quote][left][/left]

saasala:
If this is how people who go to church talk to others, I would rather sit my asss at home forever

My friend go and sit down..You dint know it was stupid of you to have insulted me because I told you d truth.If u like sit at home all ur life it is not me and you dat would go to hell together..You are running ur race I am running mine so u can stay at home for all I care its not as if u'v not seen d light but u have and have chosen to walk in darkness..u don't expect me to pet you d way I wld pet a new convert..So my bro if u like sit at home all your life..You must be a very proud person or maybe u have a wrong spirit and the ministry is better off without people like you..we didn't even notice ur absence..So enjoy ur ride in a world without God.Nonsense!! Abi shey na me and u go stand together on judgement day?? Sorry for u!!If ur serving God cos of anoda man then sorry for ur life.Once again I don't mince words when I say ur a fool..its not a curse its just a fact cos only a fool would see d light and choose to walk in darkness..Gerrara here mehn!!