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N3TRAL:
He dresses like a decent man.

What's all the rumour about him being a thug?

A decent man can not be a governor of any state in Nigeria bro. They are always thugs, openly or secretly.

Parachoko:
Lol

Is this a fake news or a joke? 😆😆

Look at the chidish reason he is complaining

Let him go to court if he's not happy

Does this sound childish to ur ear? U must be joking. Ur statement clearly shows where ur interest is but God, who never sleep will surprise people like u.

Britishcoins:
Pls my fellow Nairalanders, I am in confused state of mind right now... I am in my early 30. I am not super rich but I am financially comfortable, at least living in my own apartment and having a business that give me atleast 600k monthly.
I am equally the first son and my parents are late, so I am like the head of the family to my younger ones...
Age is no longer at my side and I have no reason why I am still single.. But there is a problem.
I have plenty female admires.. Even some which was suggested for me through families and friends.. But only 2 of them I will talk abt now

Let me call one of them Judith and the other one IFEOMA.
Judith is from from the same local government with me.. I knew her when she was still in secondary school and I was apprentice then... I don't even know what was called love then.. We only greet like brother and sisters because we are in far away north then.
I have relocated to another state and she too is now undergraduate, studying nursing at uni zik Awka. I normally call her because I was in good term with her mother.. She feel in love with me. But my own fear is that I am not sure if she will understand the language of hardship. She was only Dauther and last born, the family is average comfortable.
The only thing she always rely most is her beauty... She is so beautiful no wonder she just won a beauty queen competition, the sun newspaper even carry the news.. But her beauty is not what attracted me..
Last December I visited her parent with just one of my uncle and they welcomed us very well..
Another issue is that she still have abt 4 years to finish her education.. And I don't want to waste more than 2 years ahead.


Now let me talk abt IFEOMA. She is from Nsukka, very far from my local government.
She is living with her sister here in the same state I am staying...
She is 25 and years and Judith is 22 years.
She is NCE holder.. Based on my findings so far she is good in business and came from a poor family too.. She is equally a virgin, I am very sure of it..
She not too beautiful but have showed her love to me... The problem is that I have no feelings for her.. But I love her hard working..
I am planning to invite Judith to spend some weeks with me to understand her characters.

Pls I don't know how to write more..
Which one should I marry?

I don't like people who can not take decision. The question is what do u want? Nobody is going to advise u better than u think.
I still repeat what do u want as a man? If It appeals u to look at a beautiful woman whose beauty pleases u but unproductive, go for the 1st one but if u take pleasure in money and who can bring money to u, take the second beb. Life doesn't offers all as u think.

Those preaching against sex before marriage should advise.
This is more like buying a carton of item without caring to know what is in.

Joezinho:
Chimamanda Adichie once said, "..We must be wary of the dangers of a single story.."

If the culprit don't want a single story, he should come out and clear the air.

Club world cup rather club world club.

How do I make it happen, must I still use AV wires? But the picture quality of AV wires is very low, while using HD cable on decoder or TV how would u involve ur radio set plz.
Thanks.

Stevenbright:
She and her mum should sleep in her room. When you both need to be intimate, your wife will come to your room at night when the little child is fast asleep!

Their type no de sleep like that ooh, if she escape to meet her husband, before they will finish round 1 the baby will come knocking. Lol

belicej:
I hope this boy gets justice

Justice for where again?
Its high time we start believing professional advice, when we make up our mind not to believe we will never believe and its drawing us back as a country.
Have u ever been to where they are doing autopsy? U would have know better.

nzeobi:
You can arrest looters but fire service can't do a good job.

For those quoting me am not in support of the looting am only saying that the fire service could have done a better job

It depend on how fast information get to them bro. If the fire have already razzle down the place before arrival, what will they do?

PennywysCares:

whatever!
Poteto batata

The female soldier should have remembered the terms and conditions of her job before engaging in such remantic affairs, but problems with most Nigerians is that they don't think before they act but whenever the nemesis caught up they called devil's work. As for the male copper whose primary assignment in NYSC camp is to propose to a female soldier I will leave him to face Nigeria labour market.

U think everyone that goes to NYSC camp is poor?

jaybenugo:
Controversial Investigative journalist, Kemi Olunloyo, has again stated that marriage is a scam, IgbereTV reports.

Taking to her Twitter handle, the journalist reiterated that marriage is a scam while expressing gratitude to God that she has never been married.

This is coming after news went round that Federal High court sitting in Lagos declared all marriages conducted at the Ikoyi Marriage Registry as illegal and invalid.

Many celebrities who got married at the registry took to social media to question where their union stands following the development, Kemi Olunloyo thanked God that she has never been married.

She tweeted;



She also wrote same on Facebook;
https://www.facebook.com/405398802881268/posts/4611388725615567/

Kemi Olunloyo also took to Twitter to state that, marriage is NOT ordained by God, that if it is there won’t be DIVORCE.

https://igberetvnews.com/1409088/kemi-olunloyo-marriage-scam-thank-god-never-married/

To fuc*k self nah scam, all of us just de manage am. If u can not manage to get married, u will certainly manage putting something in between your two legs.

TMSMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1406154/anglican-bishop-tells-pastors-ban-christians-without-pvcs-receiving-holy-communion/

Its somehow bad for church sake, but it make sense political wise base on what is happening in the North

KoladeChris24:
I have this girl who is the only one I love, but she said she can never attend catholic church.

I told her it's not an issue - that as my wife, she's free to attend any church she likes, but she insisted our family would have to attend the same church.

She won't marry me if i stick to my Catholic faith. Please advise me, she's the only one I love, and I can't start over anymore.

She is not ready to marry u dear bro. There is no catholic or Pentecostal church in heaven. Church is define as a mystical body of Christ. Beside, the bible said, a woman shall one day leave her parents house to settle with a man which together they will form a family. If she is ready to marry, she can marry u as a herbalists, and if she really want u, she will be willing to leave her comfort zone to settle with u. Above all , how can a woman start making it a must for husband to obey her when she have not even enter into the marriage?. (Thought! it's her choice)

Kobojunkie:
What I would recommend is you work on ways to channel that extra energy into something else. If you no get passion or work, find yourself one. If you already have a job, find other hobbies to help reroute your mind back to that of benefit and away from that which is not of benefit to your marriage and life

As for the dynamics of your relationship, if seeing a psychiatrist for professional counseling will help, please do not hesitate at all. Also, you can engage your husband in more husband and wife -ish activities, maybe with other couples, to help you begin to see him more as a partner than as a brother.

As to the love-making, maybe you can both enroll is sex therapy together as well.

I read your story and I immediately thought of another story from a couple of weeks back..https://www.nairaland.com/6744817/quarrel-because-sex#105660528

How could u said those things she complained are not of important to marriage? Bro so many marriages have crashed due to these issues u are taking for granted. I can imagine a young woman not enjoying her romantic life due to the husbands ignorance.
I advice the OP to contact an expert who will convey this massage politely to the husband. If u can not last long in bed, the best way to drive ur wife crazy is to give her pure mouth action, to lick her under very well so that she can keep thinking of u. Small thing can take woman out of marriage.

Op is saying the truth.
Because baba would have ravage the country with endless war. At least for what they planned. That was what made Baba Jona to hand over power not minding if he wins or not.

How many times SERAP sue this old man this year alone? Lets hear the progress of other cases nah, not only new ones.

Ammishaddai:
Try selling food . It moves fast especially in a place like a police stations where both the police men and crooks are hungry. But get ready for people to hold your money until the end of the month

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Haba guy, which can bad mouth be this? And e come be true.

fergie0o1:
https://www.nairaland.com/6779950/defence-minister-general-bashir-magashi-gun#106321471


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjFCJC20S9Y



HQNigerian Army

If not the minister of defence who?
Half baked investigation.

WriterNig:
Cristiano Ronaldo To Man UTD = 922,000 Likes In 40 Minutes (and still counting).

Lionel Messi To PSG = 917,000 Likes In 17 Days.

Manchester United's official website also crashed after announcing Ronaldo.

Cristiano Ronaldo is the GOAT... MASSIVE!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

@Manchester United


Update! Already 1.2 million Likes in just an hour

How does this affects Messi's big salary at psg?
Do we really have work at all?

lilvicky68:
Mehn at last.. but even with the road that place is still local to me..

Thank u guy. Only u and me see what we see.

Fatalveli:
Nigeria cannot even build this trash chai.

Africans are olodo

Are u not a Nigerian?
#changebeginswithme.

He who comes to equity must come with clean hands. He was granted bail by the court, why did he decided to jump bail?
What did his lawyer did to address his inability to returned to court?
It's not all about going to court, it's about winning the case. His fundamental right was giving to him initially by the court but he made himself a criminal, everybody have right but there are limitations.

I thank God this is on the news. They have been hiding this truth for long. Innocent people suffered as a result of this mess.

Pictures below plz.
Thanks in anticipation.

Pernotti:
Its not a matter of "if I want to know more," its about doing things properly.

This is the same issue we are facing on a bigger scale with the whole secrecy surrounding Kanu's rearrest.

Kanu was already declared wanted by Nigerian Government because he jumped bail. What is the legal procedure of arresting a wanted person? Does is mean that if u see him u will come back to seek Senate approval for his arrest? There is no secrecy in kanu's re-arrest if u don't know, we know.

Pernotti:
I get that though and I've not supported scam in any way. But is it not suspicious that whenever such news pops up, they never tell us how they were caught?

This is for news purpose, if u want to know more u can challenge the process.

Pernotti:
Although intentionally omitted from the article, I don't need a soothsayer to tell me they caught these guys by illegally going through their phones. If not, how big an offence is this $300 iTunes card scam that the unprofessional Nigerian police will leave thieving politicians and be polluting our news space with this jargon?

Can u see where we are getting it wrong? Because there are big offences, the police should not prosecute offences that are small in nature abi? U try. I guess if u are giving a chance to rule u will do not justice going by ur words.

Newguy999:
I am a guy, currently 22 years of age. For some time in the past I usually have occasional chest pains which comes and goes within 10 minutes. I thought it was as a result of my sugar intake as I consume soft drinks a lot with little or no exercises so I decided to cut down on my soft drink to no avail because I always end up going back to it.

Fast forward to sometime last month, I traveled to Europe to get a medical degree and when I got here, I started living on junk foods, KFC and McDonald’s as I could not cook. The chest pain came back one night and I decided to complain to my dad. Immediately I complained to him, I became conscious of it and I started fussing over it.

I went to google and everything I saw about pains in the chest always leads to cardiac arrest, stroke and dying. I couldn’t stop thinking about it, I was always trying to check my heartbeat every chance I get. My dad said it was due to the junk foods so I stopped junk foods and soft drinks as my cholesterol could be high. I still couldn’t shake off the horrible feeling I got whenever I checked my heartbeat.

I started having panic attacks and difficulties with breathing and always feeling tired. I eventually went for check up and my heartbeat showed a beat of 68 bpm. I got checked by a cardiologist, neurologist and an orthopedic doctor and they all said my vitals looked normal, blood pressure normal, blood oxygen level normal, blood sugar normal except for the orthopedic doctor who told me I had to fix my slouching posture.

It’s been a week after the check up but my life isn’t back to normal. I can’t keep complaining to my parents because I gave them quite a scare with my first complaint and I know they have their own life to live but I’m just scared, I live alone in my apartment here and I’m new so no friends yet.

Anytime I check my heartbeat it still feels irregular,I can’t enjoy the foods I use to love, I get scared of doing strenuous exercises like jogging because I’ve heard stories of people who collapsed while jogging, i don’t enjoy my sleep anymore as I read that most people with cardiac problems die in their sleep.

For a week now, I have been going for evening walks to keep fit and exercise and I only eat once a day. I eat 2 apples every day and I swallow a capsule of omega 3 fatty oil daily. The only protein I consume now is salmon or mackerel fish because of their heart strengthening capabilities.

I can’t focus on my studies anymore but I can’t complain because I don’t want to bother my parents anymore but I’m scared. Some nights I wake up with panic attacks and every morning I feel happy for sleeping and waking up successfully. I hate how flawed the human design is. Sometimes I get distracted but as soon as I feel any slight discomfort in my chest, I check my heartbeat and it feels irregular. There’s occasional sharp pains in my head that goes almost immediately and sometimes I feel blood throbbing through my veins in different parts of my body. Tomorrow I’ll be going out to get an apple series 6 watch so I can monitor my vitals better.

Sorry for the long read, I just had to let all of this out.

Quietly go and check ur self of ulcer, its gives exactly those sign u are talking about. I have been living with such pains for 19yes now. Guess what? Ulcer.

ThatFairGuy:
Wow. I rejoice with him.

It's not easy to get shot, hospitalized and discharged all within 6 hours.

God bless Nigeria

Its a confirmation that we have good Doctors.

luminouz:
Why shame dey catch you?

Na your sister or na your Toto Dem no fuq well?

I was because we are the same language.