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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by poshestmina(f): 9:45am On May 31, 2021 |
Ugandatales: Somewhere from Niger Delta . 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by MrMacinterchi1: 10:43am On May 31, 2021 |
Dwayne22:Lol |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by MrMacinterchi1: 10:53am On May 31, 2021 |
Oyerinde16:that is if you still remember in ten years |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Vlain: 11:26am On May 31, 2021 |
MejiLoyon: |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by MartinsOlaeuyi: 11:38am On May 31, 2021 |
seunny4lif:He didn't even feel concerned that night. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by MummyD2020(f): 11:42am On May 31, 2021 |
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Whoknowsme: 11:49am On May 31, 2021 |
Vianna:You're very correct. I've heard all the nonsense been said about me (those that i sacrificed my time and all to) even when I was not sleeping. Only God can change the heart of men/women. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by SefunmiHookups: 12:11pm On May 31, 2021 |
poshestmina:Oh..wow! Ok. . So yours is pidgin? Hmmm. I don't know why,but I wasn't expecting this though. But aiit |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by seunny4lif(m): 1:38pm On May 31, 2021 |
The man na bad guy Maybe he thought you no hear anything MartinsOlaeuyi: |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Goalnaldo(m): 1:46pm On May 31, 2021 |
apeleone come and share your experience |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by foreveryoung1515(f): 2:04pm On May 31, 2021 |
AdeOri99:Are you in US now? |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 3:04pm On May 31, 2021 |
foreveryoung1515:No, still hustling. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by thatsleepboy1: 4:39pm On May 31, 2021 |
MrMacinterchi1: Why won't he remember? Unless he develops loss of memory before then. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Pharaoh4rin(m): 4:47pm On May 31, 2021 |
moscobabs: Cutlass bayi |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Pharaoh4rin(m): 4:54pm On May 31, 2021 |
FreelanceRebel: .....in d middle of d fornication.. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Pharaoh4rin(m): 5:03pm On May 31, 2021 |
Fgwa: Those Abuja gals ehn, especially in my neighborhood here 69 road gwarinpa. 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by ogbuefi677(m): 5:15pm On May 31, 2021 |
Pharaoh4rin:Apartment 13&14? 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Fgwa: 7:57pm On May 31, 2021 |
SefunmiHookups:Hahahahaha. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Fgwa: 7:59pm On May 31, 2021 |
luminouz:I was because we are the same language. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by poshestmina(f): 8:11pm On May 31, 2021 |
SefunmiHookups: Lol . I get but it is what it is. Lingual franca where I come from is Pidgin so it's normal except I'm in an Official environment ,I switch but e must still show na ,e no get as e want be |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nickymorris2: 8:26pm On May 31, 2021 |
That's wrong na |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by MrMacinterchi1: 1:08am On Jun 01, 2021 |
thatsleepboy1:both of us would in fewer days to come. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Leonron(m): 2:28pm On Jun 01, 2021 |
So back in Uni, This classmate of mine came back home with a female classmate of ours after a good time out. Both of them were on fire and suddenly the babe said ' Stop stop! he is awake' baba said it wasn't true, I was sleeping. She urged him further to say I was awake. To prove to her i was asleep, he crept to where I was spread out 2 fingers and brought them towards my eyes. There was no light except from the moon. his fingers came close and I closed my eyes. he poked my eyes gently for a bit and went back to and the show continued. konji for kill me if to say na girl wey i fancy. Last last sha, after our 1st lecture the following morning as we gather I begin sing the ringtone wey i hear for night... and there was silence. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Leonron(m): 8:55am On Jun 02, 2021 |
NewDelhi:Maybe he meant to say all major Nigerian languages. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Leonron(m): 9:02am On Jun 02, 2021 |
simplesearch:I dare to say you are not 100% correct. Like the OP's family, I have a friend who has 2 step mums and if you went to their house, you would see the wives sitting and playing like sister cum friends. they have been like that for over 30years to the best of my knowledge and among the siblings, no one refers to the other as "step brother or step sister". The man died about 5 years ago and it seem the friendship among the women and children is deeper. Polygamy may not be supported by Christianity but other religions endorse it and it may e working for them. Imagine you were born and bred into Islam, would you not Islam as the only way forward and ok to marry 4 wives? #thinkam 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Leonron(m): 9:14am On Jun 02, 2021 |
Pharaoh4rin:LOL... Your location already says it all.. Sex position 69, living around 69 road... na die be that. MEanwhile I lived there in 2017 and yea... the happening there are amazing down to lungu. Thank God I had just gotten married before moving there. 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Pharaoh4rin(m): 10:41am On Jun 02, 2021 |
Leonron: Ahh, lungu baad. The girls here are classic but drugs don finish dia life. |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Nobody: 7:11am On Jun 03, 2021 |
The stories just dried up, na wa. More please, even lies are acceptable so far it's interesting 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Iamdbull: 7:36pm On Jun 03, 2021 |
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Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by 342oladahunsi: 7:31pm On Jun 04, 2021 |
Re: What's The Worst Thing You've Overheard While Pretending To Be Asleep? by Kryzboy(m): 10:23am On Apr 21, 2023 |
Damn 1 Like |
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