Ugandatales:


Interesting

So, what tribe are you?

Dwayne22:
I heard my younger brother promising his girlfriend that he won't mind killing his whole family because of her.. Na so I use cutlass pursue the two of them comot for our house

Oyerinde16:
My cousin knells down to greet me and acts all happy n jovial, I have assisted her severally, a friend of her visited me and placed a call to her, after d gist, her friend asked my cousin, how far about ur brother... Omo what my cousin said about me shocked me myself, this is someone I spent over #250k on d month b4. I now know no matter what u do for humans, u are just doing it, they will snitch on u at the slightest opportunity... I will shock her life the next time we meet, she will start her good evening bro *** acting jovial all over, but I will henceforth snub her and she will never get a kobo from me... If she n her family die, I care less... In 10yrs God sparing our life's I will yell her, her offence...

MejiLoyon:
He's asleep.
No he is not let's postpone it till tomorrow
No o. Konji will kill me. Open joor he is asleep
How do you know
When he is asleep he snores.

My people I don't snore but as a bad guy I started snoring small small. The stupid roommate gave me a cue and as a brother-in-kpekus I obeyed. My brother na so I force snore for over 45 minutes. The stupid boy don drink plenty OPA eyin he no gree cum.

seunny4lif:

Your papa go just froze

superCleanworks:
Spent a whole year acting like i could not hear yoruba during NYSC. A whole year of serious back stabbing, mocking, gossip, betrayal of trust just because they felt i was deaf to their language.

They had a send forth dinner for us During corpers' week and we the corpers had to give our vote of thanks. Guess which language I was using to talk to all of them?

Wow! U are patient oh. That instant i would have ditched them, no time

Na so I just dey hear... Ah Ah, so bobo yin gbo ede yoruba! Ah mo gbe

Vianna:
Even without pretending to be asleep, if you had the powers to hear what people discuss about you secretly ehn you'll think there's a clone of yourself out there.

poshestmina:


Inner dialogue means the language you think with or talk with in your head not main dialect.
It's pidgin na .

MartinsOlaeuyi:

He didn't even feel concerned that night.

AdeOri99:
Back then when i just started staying with my uncle.
Woke up in the middle of the night to some quarrel, and discovered that it was my uncle's wife, quarellimg with my uncle.

She was bitterly quarelling with him that he had the gut to see me boarding a plane to the US and has never dreamt that of her children (my uncle's dream usually came to pass)

I was surprised at the hatred and she never failed to show it, even went ahead to inform a family friend, whose daughter later inform me at school.

Living with them was pure hell.

Being an orphan is a dangerous statute.

foreveryoung1515:
Are you in US now?

MrMacinterchi1:

that is if you still remember in ten years

moscobabs:
She asked my friend for quicky and I pretended as if I heard nothing until I visit them with Cutlass in the bathroom while on doggy

FreelanceRebel:
At 7yrs, I follow my elder sis to a neighbor's wedding in another town. The neighbor's son who happened to host us in his room is a terrible guy.

As an innocent mindless little boy, I saw and heard terrible things in the dark of the night. 23years later I still see that guy who is now a man as a bad person.

I think I bed wet that day because am afraid to stand up in the middle of the fornication

Fgwa:
Just this morning while in a vehicle to work, a female passenger entered around Dutse Abuja to Berger, she was busy discussing with her friend on phone using language how a man took her out and was unable to last long. She talk on how immediately she open her laps, the idiot throw out sperms and started sleeping, but the most important thing is, he paid well.
I was just laughing in my mind and I did not let her know I heard her till I dropped because I was ashamed.

Pharaoh4rin:


Those Abuja gals ehn, especially in my neighborhood here 69 road gwarinpa.

SefunmiHookups:
ewwww, just imagine! Gad forbit! Little wonder why I just have this disdain and irritation towards Dutse and Dutse alhaji ladies. 96.579%of them are all hookers! even the decent looking ones, and people's girlfriends. I stopped going there in 2019 for....you know what...my ex is there.

luminouz:


Why shame dey catch you?

Na your sister or na your Toto Dem no fuq well?

SefunmiHookups:

Oh..wow! Ok.
. So yours is pidgin? Hmmm. I don't know why,but I wasn't expecting this though. But aiit

thatsleepboy1:

Why won't he remember? Unless he develops loss of memory before then.

NewDelhi:

It's one thing to speak fluently and hold fluent conversations, it's another thing to understand just a few words. Moreover do you know how many languages there are in Nigeria? Lol stop exagerrating.

simplesearch:



Polygamy is not God's will, those thinking they can make anything good out of what has rejected like the offering of cain are only deceiving themselves. If you're a second wife and reading this no matter your investment in that relationship, for your eternity sake divorce the man and get on with the Lord and he'll definitely make a way for you, but if you refuse and stick out your neck you are only wasting your precious life, God only see you as a parasite and a thief, and no thief will inherit the kingdom of God.
Polygamy only thrive for a while, it always create and engineer more problem later in life for those involved than it can solve. Some problem may even surface after the man is gone, some might even be unpremeditated or unthought of.

Pharaoh4rin:


Those Abuja gals ehn, especially in my neighborhood here 69 road gwarinpa.

Leonron:

LOL... Your location already says it all.. Sex position 69, living around 69 road... na die be that. MEanwhile I lived there in 2017 and yea... the happening there are amazing down to lungu. Thank God I had just gotten married before moving there.

MickzyDonald:
It's very funny and shocking finding people talk or conspire against you when they don't know you are well aware of their conversation, so here are some pictures I've got that cracked my ribs