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@JD feel u man...did that stuff sum donkey years ago,asked a pretty churchy damsel 2date me for 1week and guys she refused 2break up after d 1week,sure we did d usual..I bliv we all have our strong selling points as guys,u just have to discover wat is urs.
And d truth b told you can't always get every lady sum would slip away....t s nature way of balancing the equation,even the lion misses he's kill sometimes,so wen u miss urs don't feel bad,move on to the next kill.

guy if u wash dat babe cloth,no just cme nairaland again...which kind rough play b dat,if she dy watch telemundo and z world,guy slot in Spartacus Godfather watch.

darkmata:
Hello chairmen, I recently posted about hw my gf gav me her laundry 2 do. After 3 days of not calling, I leta called 2 sort issues out wit her (well I swore 2 mysef, I won't say "I'm sori" well after trying 2 straighten issues, she was still Givin me attitude, den I decided it was ova (inside my head sha) after 4 days of no communication she nw texted me tellin me hw much I dnt luv her, Dat if I did, I'll literally do anytin 4 her not 2 lose her. I Dunno hw I go carry respond. ANd by d way, "we rili ghas stop girls 4rm watching Telemundo"

guy if u wash dat babe cloth,no just cme nairaland again...which kind rough play b dat,if she dy watch telemundo and z world,guy slot in Spartacus Godfather watch.

just tell the babe u cant b in a rtlnship Whr there is no dokin,u too dy negotiate with the girl sef ....simple

ibukun3:
I need help guys.. I dated dis babe I met in my church for a year.. I cn literally count hw many times we av kissed or smooched thoh we have not had sex.. she is in school thoh and lived far Buh we try to get in touch often...we grew in love together and very close too,she let me in to her secrets...I did likewise.. towards the end of last year. She let me in into sumfin she said was bothering her dt she she had to tell me..dt she made a mistake.. she went to her cousin s house, a pastor she kws lives in d house.. to cut story shut, she was taking her bath one day and d pastor barged in d door, locked it and took advantage of her..(dis happened in Oct last year --- she told me december) I was so annoyed she kept dis from me she said she was afraid of confrontation from me dt she couldn't tell any1 not even her parents.. at d long run I forgave her because of love and her behaviour (she is really a good lady, even wife material.. humble, caring, etc even a church goer too) and I said I won't speak of d incident again.. we had plans dt year 2016 wud b a big step for us in our relationship dt more intimacy wud b involved even sex.. den she went to nursing school I. Bought her a phone so we cud be calling, chatting, texting each oda the everyday.. it's been great until today. We were chatting and I brought up a game we shld play. We shld asks questions and. Ans dem without thinking.. I did not believe I saw.. she said wud I still continue d relationship if dere was no sex, kissing or even touching.. I replied yes probably thinking she was joking, she said no dt she is serious I den asked y.. she den said she joined a prayer group in sch and dts wht Dey told dem dere.. which further influenced her decision.. I jus said wow.. u surprise me.. den I guess she fell asleep because we had been talking for long till she brought up dt question and it was very late in d night.. surprisingly I feel so bad and let down after dis.. I dont doubt dt she might be lying Buh I never expected she wud change her mind.. I dont know wht to do nw.. And guys u I love her.. Buh to be in a relationship with no intimacy? I can't do it.. wht cn I do to convince her to indulge more? Even if it's not sex.. all puas pls help me figure dis out.. ( she is an asthmatic by d way) thanks

just tell the babe u cant b in a rtlnship Whr there is no dokin....simple

just tell the babe u cant b in a rtlnship Whr there is no dokin,u too dy negotiate with the girl swt ....simple

ibukun3:
I need help guys.. I dated dis babe I met in my church for a year.. I cn literally count hw many times we av kissed or smooched thoh we have not had sex.. she is in school thoh and lived far Buh we try to get in touch often...we grew in love together and very close too,she let me in to her secrets...I did likewise.. towards the end of last year. She let me in into sumfin she said was bothering her dt she she had to tell me..dt she made a mistake.. she went to her cousin s house, a pastor she kws lives in d house.. to cut story shut, she was taking her bath one day and d pastor barged in d door, locked it and took advantage of her..(dis happened in Oct last year --- she told me december) I was so annoyed she kept dis from me she said she was afraid of confrontation from me dt she couldn't tell any1 not even her parents.. at d long run I forgave her because of love and her behaviour (she is really a good lady, even wife material.. humble, caring, etc even a church goer too) and I said I won't speak of d incident again.. we had plans dt year 2016 wud b a big step for us in our relationship dt more intimacy wud b involved even sex.. den she went to nursing school I. Bought her a phone so we cud be calling, chatting, texting each oda the everyday.. it's been great until today. We were chatting and I brought up a game we shld play. We shld asks questions and. Ans dem without thinking.. I did not believe I saw.. she said wud I still continue d relationship if dere was no sex, kissing or even touching.. I replied yes probably thinking she was joking, she said no dt she is serious I den asked y.. she den said she joined a prayer group in sch and dts wht Dey told dem dere.. which further influenced her decision.. I jus said wow.. u surprise me.. den I guess she fell asleep because we had been talking for long till she brought up dt question and it was very late in d night.. surprisingly I feel so bad and let down after dis.. I dont doubt dt she might be lying Buh I never expected she wud change her mind.. I dont know wht to do nw.. And guys u I love her.. Buh to be in a relationship with no intimacy? I can't do it.. wht cn I do to convince her to indulge more? Even if it's not sex.. all puas pls help me figure dis out.. ( she is an asthmatic by d way) thanks

just tell the babe u cant b in a rtlnship Whr there is no dokin....simple

19....you r a long way from home mister

he he he....tired of advising niggas neva to fall n luv,cool you learnt the only way you choosed to.
she's done nothing wrong bro,life s all about choice and seems any form of investment with you would yield lil profit so she did what was best for business.
Move on dude cus ts ur only wise choice.

sometimes u shouldnt b in the mood for coitus bro

what profession allows you to wear 2chains and blings?I know of only few....musicians,agberos,and +++ boiz...but then 2sing no b beans,to stay under sun dy collect coins no easy lykwise 2dy throw format for maga....so op which ever1 u belong to more oil to your engine.

NakedSnake:
Congrats,
So what do you do?... You mentioned "works" in your op

what profession allows you to wear 2chains and blings?I know of only few....musicians,agberos,and +++ boiz...but then 2sing no b beans,to stay under sun dy collect coins no easy lykwise 2dy throw format for maga....so op which ever1 u belong to more oil to your engine.

what's the age diff btw both of u?

unongu:
That's not entirely true... My wife looks 10yrs younger after 9yrs of marriage. I will say it depends on the woman and a whole lot of psychological, chemical and environmental factors.

what's the age diff btw both of u?

Mileage: 142805
Transmissions : Automatic
Year: 2003
Condition : Used
Type of car : 4 door
Model: 320
Price:550k(negotiable).
Mercedes benz c320 with very neat interior, sound engine, good gear box, alloy wheels,
abs, powerful sound system, power steering, good tyres, central lock, remote control key,
10cd loaders, just the ac need servicing.
Pix coming up soon.

I am here to speak with ± 40years old men but the healthcare enlightenment is for everyone.There is no woman who does not know a man 40 years and above – father, uncle, brother, son, friend, neighbor, colleague….
Essentially what I will be doing today is health promotion. Responsible health promotion must provide three things:
1.Information
2.Reassurance
3.A plan of action.
Let me start with a background on prostate health.
Everyone has a pair of kidneys. The job of the kidney is to remove waste. It is the LAWMA (waste management company) of your body. Everyday your blood passes through the kidney several times to be filtered. As the blood is filtered, urine is formed and stored in a temporary storage tank called the urinary bladder.
If there were to be no urinary bladder, as a man walks on the road, urine will be dropping.
Now think of the plumbing work in your house. Think of the urinary bladder as the overhead storage tank. From the storage tank, a good plumber will run pipes to other parts of the house, including the kitchen.
God in His wisdom ran pipes from our urinary bladder to the tip of the penis. The pipe is called the urethra.
Just below the bladder and surrounding the urethra is a little organ called the prostate gland.

The prostate gland is the size of a walnut and weighs about 20grams. Its job is to make the seminal fluid which is stored in the seminal vesicle.
During sexual intercourse, seminal fluid comes down the urethra and mixes with the sperms produced in the testicles to form the semen.
So semen technically is not sperm. It is sperm + seminal fluid.
The seminal fluid lubricates the sperm.
After age 40, for reasons that may be hormonal, the prostate gland begins to enlarge.
From 20 grams it may grow to almost 100 grams.
As it enlarges, it squeezes the urethra and the man begins to notice changes in the way he urinates.

If you have a son under 10, if he has a little mischief like we all did at that age, when he comes out to urinate, he can target the ceiling and the jet will hit target.
Call his father to do same, wahala dey.
His urine stream is weak, cannot travel a long distance and sometimes may come straight down on his legs. So he may need to stand in awkward position to urinate.
Not many men will be worried their urine stream cannot hit the ceiling. Toilets are on the floor and not on the ceiling.
But other symptoms begin to show.
TERMINAL DRIPPLING:
The man begins to notice that after urinating and repacking, urine still drops on his pants. This is the reason why after an older man urinates, he has to ring bell. A younger man simply delivers to the last drop and walks away.
Just see an older man coming from the bathroom. Sometimes he may clutch the newspaper closely to hide the urine stains, particularly on plain colored trousers.
HESISTANCY
At this point you wait longer for the urine flow to start. There are 2 valves that must open for you to urinate – the internal and external sphincters. Both open but because of obstructions in the urethra, you wait long for the flow to start.

INCOMPLETE EMPTYING
You have this feeling immediately after urinating that there is still something left.

As all these things happen, the bladder begins to work harder to compensate for the obstruction in the urethra. The frequency of urination goes up. Urgency sets in. sometimes you have to practically run into the toilet. Nocturia also becomes common. You wake up more than 2 times at night to urinate. Your wife begins to complain.

Men being men may not talk to anyone even at this point.
Then the more serious complications start.
Stored urine gets infected and there may be burning sensation when urinating.
Stored urine forms crystals. Crystals come together to form stone either in the bladder or in the kidney. Stones may block the urethra.
Chronic urinary retention sets in. The bladder stores more and more urine. The size of the bladder is 40- 60 cl. A bottle of coke is 50cl. As the bladder stores more urine it can enlarge up to 300cl. An overfilled bladder may leak and this leads to wetting / urinary incontinence. Also the volume may put pressure on the kidney and may lead to kidney damage.
What may likely bring the man to hospital is acute urinary retention. He wakes up one day and he is not able to pass urine.

Everything I have described above is associated with prostate enlargement, technically called benign prostate hyperplasia.
There are other diseases of the prostate like
1.Prostatitis – inflammation of the prostate
2.Prostate cancer – cancer of the prostate.

This discussion is on prostate enlargement.

I have bad news and good news.
The bad news is that everyman will have prostate enlargement if he lives long enough.
The good news is that there are life style changes that can help the man after 40 to maintain optimum prostate health.

Nutrition
Look at what you eat. 33% of all cancers, according to the US National Cancer Institute is related to what we eat.
Red meat everyday triples your chances of prostate disease. Milk everyday doubles your risk. Not taking fruits / vegetables daily quadruples your risk.
Tomatoes are very good for men. If that is the only thing your wife can present in the evening, eat it with joy. It has loads of lycopene. Lycopene is the most potent natural antioxidant.
Foods that are rich in zinc are also good for men. We recommend pumpkin seeds (nhikiti) Zinc is about the most essential element for male sexuality and fertility.
Men need more zinc than women. Every time a man ejaculates he loses 15mg of zinc. Zinc is also important for alcohol metabolism. Your liver needs zinc to metabolize alcohol.

ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION
As men begin to have urinary symptoms associated with prostate enlargement, it is important they look at alcohol consumption. More fluid in means more fluid out
Drink less. Drink slowly.

EXERCISE
Exercise helps build the muscle tone. Every man should exercise. Men over 40 should avoid high impact exercise like jogging. It puts pressure on the knees. Cycling is bad news for the prostate. We recommend brisk walking.

SITTING
When we sit, two-third of our weight rests on the pelvic bones. Men who sit longer are more prone to prostate symptoms. Do not sit for long hours. Walk around as often as you can. Sit on comfortable chairs. We recommend a divided saddle chair if you must sit long hours.

DRESSING
Men should avoid tight underwear. It impacts circulation around the groin and heats it up a bit. While the physiological temperature is 37 degrees, the groin has an optimal temperature of about 33 degrees.
Pant is a no-no for men. Wear boxers.
Wear breathable clothing.

SMOKING
Avoid smoking. It affects blood vessels and impact circulation around the groin.

SEX
Regular sex is good for the prostate.
Celibates are more prone to prostate illness. While celiba:-) cy is a moral decision, it is not a biological adaptation. Your prostate gland is designed to empty its contents regularly.
Now I have given you a reason to cheer up.

which of d cds r u willing 2sell n ow much?

I wonder why some Nigerian doctors lack respect for human life,yet they act all up as alpha and omega with their empty brains,don't blame them tho cus they are not being sued and license revoked for most of their stupid acts.

Was in u*th some years back in their a&e ward when a particular relative was screaming nurse that he's mother was dying but the dude was ignored, the minute the guy started crying the nurses knew the lady was dead(packed up).One of them came over quickly and wheeled the lady out to perform last bus stop and before she was done an ambulance arrived to transport the corpse to the mortuary.

what an irony ignoring the living but responding fast to the dead....but if na dem person them go dy run from pillar to post

God is watching you o all dis doctors and nurses playing with human lives.

please do,thanks alot

SkyLinkss:
What year? I don't have the price off head but I could check and get back to you..

please do,thanks alot

Interested in getting rx270.What would t cost?

Buhari Broadcasting Corporation

According to a BBC article published today, Nigerians are one of the most unruly sets of
human beings around.
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As the article goes, here are the most common bad behaviour exhibited by Nigerians:
The Nigerians who will never stand in any queue, who must make their way to the front as
soon as they arrive

The drivers who will never stop at a traffic light, who consider it anathema to allow an
empty space in front of their vehicles

The invisible individuals who excrete piles of solid waste on the pavements, night after
night

The staff who take three weeks’ leave to attend their father’s burial, then another three
weeks later in the year to attend their father’s burial, again. “That first one was my father
who paid my school fees,” they say. “This one is my biological father”

Nigerians are notorious for illegal electricity connection. Can this happen in London?
The mothers who threaten the head teacher with fire and brimstone because their children
were punished for coming late to school

The bosses who, in the presence of their entire staff, praise you for your excellent work
skills, then wink and ask if you also have excellent “bedroom skills”, while everyone
present bursts out laughing

The top government officials who show off their importance by the number of people jam-
packed into their waiting rooms. They give you an appointment for 7am, knowing full well
that they do not intend to see you until 10pm

The air hostesses who frown throughout the flight, to avoid giving you the false
impression that they are at your beck and call

The “big men” and “big women” who scream “Do you know who I am?” when you ask for
some identity before they can be allowed through the gate

Those who ring the airline to request that the flight be delayed for their sakes, while their
fellow passengers gaze out of the aeroplane windows for an hour, wondering why the
flight is delayed, this time

Dude u gonna get the same complain from 70% of ladies out there,so man up and put your ship in order except u wanna b breaking up @d slightest wind of unbalance in ur relationship(s).

Which blind musician wen get money dy naija wen I fit bcome e lawyer?

Legendary blind singer Stevie Wonder has disclosed that his late personal lawyer conned
him into signing a contract that mandated that he will continue paying the lawyers family
forever even though the lawyer is dead and does not offer him any services from his grave.
He claims that the lawyer took advantage of his blindness and made him sign his fortune
away to him.
Stevie Wonder said Thursday that his now-dead longtime attorney Johanan Vigoda made
the blind music legend sign a contract that paid royalties to the lawyer and his family
indefinitely—without telling Wonder what the legal agreement said. In court documents,
Wonder says he signed the contract at the age of 21, and hadn’t been told the terms stated
the Vigoda family would be paid in perpetutity. Vigoda’s widow has filed a countersuit
against Wonder for the payments he ordered halted in 2011.
After Johanan died in 2011 after a short battle with pancreatic cancer, Stevie’s record
company continued to pay Johanan’s widow but he says he didn’t realize payments were
being made for nearly 2 years, and when he caught wind, he ordered payments to be
stopped. Wonder says he trusted Johanan and the lawyer never said the 6% would survive
his death.
In his docs, Stevie says he was betrayed by a man he trusted and wants a judge to declare
he no longer has a duty to pay royalties, because the attorney took advantage of a blind
man.
Ironically, Johanan’s widow has filed her own lawsuit demanding Stevie pay from the time
he stopped and forever in the future. She wants $7 mil minimum.

Location and is there any ish with the system?

No price nor phone contact....guess we would all do window shopping then. Ts allowed

Today, Aug. 31, marks the 18th anniversary of Princess Diana’s death. Loved by many,
she was known as the ‘People’s Princess,’ and just because she is gone she is certainly
not forgotten.

It’s hard to believe that 18 years ago today, Princess Diana died at the age of 36 in a car
crash in a Paris tunnel. Diana was an icon, known for her grace, charm, hard work and of
course, her impeccable style. She also had two amazing sons, Prince William and Prince
Harry.

Diana was thrust into the spotlight through her marriage to Prince Charles, who was 13
years her senior, and the world became fascinated by her. She had a very large heart,
spending her time visiting homeless shelters or terminally ill patients in different
hospices. “Everyone needs to be valued,” the Princess once said. “Everyone has the
potential to give something back if only they had the chance.” Diana also did heavy
charity work for people struggling with mental illness and drug abuse, working with
programs Relate and Turning Point.

Diana shocked a lot of people when she famously became the first member of the Royal
Family to have contact with AIDS victims. She broke down misconceptions about
contracting the disease through any sort of contact, after she was photographed holding
hands with an AIDS patient. “HIV does not make people dangerous to know,” she said.

“You can shake their hands and give them a hug. Heaven knows they need it.”
Diana’s divorce was certainly not an easy time for her, but during the summer of 1997
things were finally looking up for Her Royal Highness. She was loved by the world, was
considered a style icon, and she had seemingly moved on from the pain in her marriage
after Charles’ ex Camilla Parker Bowles, had reportedly broken up their marriage.

She began a low-profile romance with Dodi Fayed. On Aug. 31, 1997, Diana and Dodi were
escaping paparazzi racing through a Paris tunnel, and their lives were tragically ended,
along with the driver Henri Paul, after suffering fatal injuries.

Prince William and Kate Middleton gave a special tribute to the late Princess, by naming
their daughter Charlotte Elizabeth Diana, which is just so sweet.
Princess Diana, you are certainly not forgotten. Rest in peace.
SOURCE: blogged.com

The less than 24hrs invite for test/interview makes this guys look like usain bolt

Ler me knw what you have n d price...thanks.

Tadeus:
Which year model sir
Regards

still no update on the rx270...

Sorry can u please share the email ad for others to send their CV...thanks

vivalavida:
Yea. I currently work with another pharma coy in the same position and my leave started yesterday. Wanna try new things. Called the receptionist desk yesterday to complain about the website issue and was given an email addy to send my cv to. Sent it but i still need to give them a hard copy.

how did you download your other games;link

koice:
Assassins Creed: Bloodlines, God Of War: Chain Of Olympus. Grande Turismo, Call Of Duty: Roads To Victory, WWE 2K14
I used UC browser HD.