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This particular damage control by the APC, BMCs and zombies would only work in resident evil cartoon.. Nigerians are no longer foolish! The kano residents that protested were neither blind nor foolish!!.
That Ganduje-Barawo aka 5milliondolllaass would definitely face the wrath of the law.. Whether its now, during atikulate or after atikulate..
Our mumu just dey start kowai.

bayocanny:
lol the guy ignorance is quiet alarming

Lol.. I swear.. Even my 2weeks old guinea pig knows that! Smh

If i were to kill my dog today, i'd first offer him that food!.. What a wretched looking meal.. He doesn't even cook with salt! The kitchen looks dirtier than the dumpsite at bukuru.. Tufia!..
To think that the guy cannot buy omo with the 30 naira change is really tragic!.. #spits

stagger:
Nigeria has more HIV +ve people than South Africa. Check your stats again.

Update your knowledge.

Canada cannabis shares: CANADA AND INVESTORS.. 35% BURNABOY AND WIZKID.. 65% ... Argue with your pillow case.

op.. When did flavour become a rapper? Or was golibe a rap song? Smh

NwaAmaikpe:




Nice move from the EFCC.
Aisha Buhari is next.
Then Ganduje.
Lastly, Adams Oshiomole.

But this will happen only if you vote for Atiku.

Atikulated child of amaikpe!

revontuli:
It's too expensive to eat out, burgers and pizzas are unhealthy and make you fat, everyone cooks at home. I like some of the traditional Finnish food but I learned the recipes and cook everything at home.

I'm never bored, I have so many things to do and not enough time, I like social activity but I have more than enough at club camp events twice a year, book conventions and festivals where I see everyone. Daily interaction -no time for that, I'd rather do it online where I can do other things at the same time.

Small chops, salads (even though some were mixed with mayonnaise.. and i really hate mayonaisse!), fruits and fries were basically my saviours.. I stayed longer than anticipated, though the cost was not on my neck, i felt for my friend.. Some meals cost as much as €52 per person! Its good to know that you've taken up my own mantle of boredom..
Try and make them lively though.. Incase I end up showing up again..

Which of the picture shows the backside.. or is the problem from my wretched bleeping phone?

buchilino:
NUMBER ONE, U DON'T HAVE D FEAR OF GOD, TWO WHERE WAS IT SAID IN THE REPORT DAT D FATHER COLLECTED A CASH REWARD.

Its my picture up there right?

revontuli:
That's true and that's precisely why I live here: they leave me f*** alone. Unlike the Americans who are eager to greet and make smalltalk with strangers.
I love the freedom of not being bothered by anyone when I'm out and about. The only annoying thing is drunks talking gibberish and beggars.

I had a Nigerian colleague who was living in Finland with wife (also Nigerian) and baby daughter, he said he and his wife were both bored and depressed from the long dark winters with only 4-5 hours of sunlight (around the winter solstice sun sets about 3 pm and it gets pitch dark) they were looking into moving to the UK. They hated being locked up at home a winter cause of the extreme cold and dark.

Of you are an introvert and love the cold weather it's great. Otherwise it can be really depressing.

Lol.. You are so right.. They don't really have time for small talks..
My friend ludvik, took time to explain why they only discuss ''important things''.. I didn't care though.. After two months, i was already bored to death.. I didn't even get the food.. It seemed too dull and exotic.. Burgers and pizza made me tired.. Smh.
Helsinki remains forever beautiful though.

Ganduje should not be killed.. But castrated.

This man is NOT an example of a true father... Why? Because he exchanged his son's loyalty, confidence and trust with betrayal..
Its clear that the son is a terrible cheat and thief.. But for this man to report his child to the authorities and still collect ''cash reward'' for exposing his offspring, then it makes it clear that the father didn't report his son out of goodwill but because they were not able to settle amiciably.. It's clear that the percentage he wanted was not accepted by the son.
MODIFIED: It's crazy that a lot of people do not get me.. I am NOT supporting the son.. I am just condemning the step the father took.. You cannot report your child who ''willing" told you he bought a house and still be receiving cash gift for that.. it's terrible. Report but don't receive alert.. Receive only accolades.. That boy would definitely go to prison because nigeria does not really recognise his age as a "juvenile".. And the father would end up buying suya and gin with the money while his son rots in jail

Explorers:
Not only Finland, Norway Swiss, most Scandinavia countries are like when it comes to interaction.

But far better that some shitholes.

Lmao.. You better atikulate if you want changes kowai

Who cares?.. Abeg greet Messi the GOAT when you get back to the camp

Unlimited22:
South Africa? Why?

HIV and AIDS. They are the highest vessel for that virus..

Explorers:
Finland na country o, if i get visa na alele.

Lol.. The finns are boring and don't really interact with people who ain't really ''close'' to them.. You won't enjoy that place.. Trust me.
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Hope exploress is doing fine tho.

Smh.. See front page material. Kindly tell us Davido's percentage of nairaland shares..

1. Finland...
They are extremely silent beings that really don't care about personal interaction with strangers..
2. Kenya and zimbabwe...
They are too weird and sexual.. Before they use me for Bondage and Dominance and Sado-Masochistic (BDSM) experiment.
3. Albania..
Because i just hate the name

franchasng:
wereh

haha... ok na

Sportdab:
Lionel Messi is widely known as one of the best players..

You are wrong.. He is the ONLY best player in the world.. Not one of the best.

kennygee:
People like you are the reason our women now spend thousands to bleach. Some now use injections self for quicker effect.

Ever heard the saying "black don't crack".

Genevieve, Agbani, Yvonne Jegede and Tiwa are dark skinned beauties killing it.

He is right.. So i don't know what you're typing again.
No matter how you people blab about genevieve, agbani or whoever, it doesn't change the fact that a fair girl somewhere is better looking and aesthetically more attractive compared to them.
And who said black don't crack? Lmao.. I'm in jos and i've seen alot of cracked and damaged ones. Smh.
If you doubt me, check the history of your boyfriend's browser.. His best porn category would definitely be interracial.. Black guy, fair woman... Kanye west was not stupid.

zion88th:
Kanye was not stupid, but you are

and Yes, babbling does not change the fact that you don't have brain and your parents should have known better than bringing you to life to have allowed you replace your brain with sperm, making you hate yourself

Oponu afofungbemu

There was 'zero' insult on my comment.. So I wonder why you had to type all this... Anyway, i pray you don't die very young because of the level of hate and disdain you possess for me.. I pray you don't lose your sight, limbs and erectile function.. But unfortunately, God answers only my first prayer in a day.. And i've already prayed earlier..
You will die boy.. You will die a very terrible death.

Xaos:
Well obviously you failed because your post was silly.

it had to be silly just like yours.. That's the point son..

Jumbus31:
Lol...that's another angle

lol.. Definitely.

Xaos:
Your analogy is very myopic.
It doesn't even relates to the post at all.

You deviated. I had to do the same to show you how silly your ''age is just a number'' statement is.

Xaos:
Brigitte Macron got married to the Emmanuel Macron the current French president at the age of 55 while he was 29 at the time. So age is just a number. It doesn't define a woman's value as they are not commodities!
They are all valuable regardless of age. It all boils down to who they are as humans. And being independent.

The same Brigitte that requested people to tell macron how arrogant he is? Abeg... Age is NOT just a number.. If it is, then when you become a dad, send your child to primary one at age 14.

ednut1:
I blame bloggers for giving fools the trend they crave. A 29 year lady who is a manager in her office has value more dan a 23 year old student wey don prob don 3 abortions

Oga.. Don't sound daft when you actually know what the tweets' pushing at.

I beg to disagree.. A woman at 29 has value.. A different type of value that is extremely adored by teenage boys and broke higher institution guys.. The person that invented the word ''milf'' or ''sugarmummy'' was not stupid.

I like madagascar because of penguins in madagascar! I know you didn't ask me that.

I like madagascar because of penguins in madagascar!

I watched ffk's talk with a presenter yesterday.. And i can promise you that if he's the lawyer representing fayose, then a lot of wailers would definitely wail to death.