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The encounter between Italy's Inter Milan and Spanish giant, Barcelona, was quite exciting. They stand-out moment of the match however, was Marcelo Brozovic's incredible free kick block.
After winning a free kick close to the edge of the box, Luis Suarez takes a low ground shot knowing fully well that the players forming the ''block wall" would jump. He takes the freekick and runs to celebrate. But his celebration was dispelled by Brozovic's genius revolutionary block!
As Suarez takes his shot, Brozovic immediately slides at the back of his teams wall and causes the ball to rebound to safety.. It was so smart that Messi -though injured- was caught giggling.
Cc. Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique Obinoscopy

His list is even detailed!
Someone's child decided to wake up and start counting potholes.. Smh.. Buhari, we are sorry na.. Pity us.

This man has reduced himself to a common toke-makinwa-attention-seeking-mofo,,. Where are the ingredients for the stew? Abi he takes pictures before going to the market? Yeye upcoming dancer.

Just read the rubbish some zombies above me are spewing.. Elumelu clearly said that "2016 was Nigeria worst economy ever".. Was 2016 not among your god, Bubu's administration?..
Elumelu is even stupid. How does collecting massive loans used for "huge but unsee-able projects and infrastructures" steer Nigeria towards the right direction? Nigerian Naira exchange rate was around N160 per dollar during GEJ's era.. It currently above N365 per dollar. How is that an improvement in this wretched economy? It's either Elumelu is vainly stupid or his wealth is affecting him from giving the right judgement. (spits)

The Nigerian Police are a terrible disgrace.
Who even shoots at a door when someone is in the car?.. He did not even aim the keyhole.. God!
What manner of unapprehensive wickedness is this?.. May karma not lose track of the bastard.

oshe111:
How can 2 people be this foolish in same Planet, Continent, Country and same Forum in 2018

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
That optionally and postmeridian no get sense o.. Who calls a service provider's customer care to request for activation of a "cheat"?.. Lmao.. Them no get sense o..
The just showed airtel that there's a loop with error.. Remain for airtel to block that cheat now.. Smh

sinaj:
This lady is very pretty

INDEED. She's as fine as a purplish brown pig. Wawa

Aditii:
I bet the driver sill drives like a fuc king maniac.

Wawa kowai. (spits)

Mumu passenger..
Even the first passenger that launched the bus didn't come to twitter to make noise.

SEGLIZ:
it is obvious, if The Almighty God blesses someone like you with entire riches of this world you would never appreciate it.

Why would God give me the "entire riches of this world" and I'll still bother myself to "appreciate" it? Mba nu! I'd "depreciate" it instead.. Donating to the needy would be a viable option..

As usual, cows are the priority. (spits).

They are right. Why vote a man that refuse to recognise you, give you appointments and secure your lives and properties? It's not worth it na.
I'd rather vote my dog aka Neopolitan d'Ocean.. Atleast, he tries to secure my life and property than for me to vote Buhari for a second term.

Twitter stories and lies.
She said "her friend was travelling".. She didn't follow ooh.. Then the driver assaulted her friend. Was the bus "chartered" by the friend and the friend's sister? How did the passengers defend her? How many passengers where in the bus? Why was she the only one questioning the driver? What was the gender of passengers present in the bus? Why did the friend's sister not post a tweet too.. Abi she no get phone?.. Why did she even have to lament for "her mysterious friend"?..
Liars everywhere.

In a saner clime, I'd have succeeded in getting a three`some with them. Unfortunately, I'm in Nigeria.. Smh.

The problem with female "feminists", is that the males actually understand the meaning and what it entails while the females just want it to slope towards their confused state of mind.
Sweet mother was NOT recorded for women but was solely recorded as a song of praise and appreciation to the Artiste's mother.
"Sweet mother, i no go forget you.. For the suffer wey you suffer for me".. What glorifies women's suffering and reduces their worth in that song? Smh. Should he not acknowledge the sacrifies his mother made so he could achieve some of his goals? Nawa o.. The usual "feminist" na. I wonder why they fail to see the dark thick lines that seperates morals, priorities and stupidity..
If she has nothing to say, she should just keep shut. Afterall, her fellow feminist, Nnedi, said that "talk is cheap".. But i would still modify it; "Talk is cheap, common sense is cheaper". It's unfortunate that the "feminist" can't afford the latter.

2years ago, one bastard stole the cover of my coolant tank.. I'm sure it's one of my mechanics' boys.. I was suprised that the cover even reach 800naira.. Chai.. Mere cover o.

The god of football; Leo Messi, doesn't have time for this.

mayvic1:
Hey Guys, what is wrong with India.. am planning to continue my studies there in Pharmacy

Racism. Rape. False accusation.
But they have fine women sha.

992finland:
Oga when u come to Finland ur life will never be the same ...its one of the best schegen country

I have been to Helsinki.. The two months I spent was really "adventurous".. It's a place that drowns in solitudity. Not my ideal place bro.

okwabayi:
9. Fred Flinstone and Wilma Flintstone. 10. The Incredible Hulk and Betty Ross.

MY NIGGA!

rampantlover:
So because you helped them in eradicating apartheid doesn't give you the audacity to misbehave in their country. Nonsense

You should switch brains with my dog.. I can bet my life that he reasons better than you do..
We helped them during apartheid.. Some people eventually settled there.. My problem is that the southern government are "neglecting and abandoning" Nigerians living there.. And they are totally aware about all the attacks.. What have they done to curb the violence? Smh.. Don't choose to be the only blind cow in a herd of a hundred cows.. You'd just be killed first.

Nowenuse:
Well, what you think you know belongs to the thrash can.

May it not be well with the day your parents migrated to Jos to settle. Why didn't they just remain in their villages?
Extremely succesful Igbos like Mikel Obi & Psquare who were born and bred in Jos owe their upbringing to the city and will never have such a terrible thing to say.

If you are pained, then be pained.
Ask yourself if psquare has set their foot in jos since they "blew"..
I curse the day you left the womb.. N30 gold circle would have done it for your dad,, It's unfortunate that he can only afford it now.

Bamidey:
Now that's a straight manly answer. Egbon you be Igbo truly. Quote me whenever you find a link for me bro.

Lols.. ok sir

Bamidey:
Then you are in the best position to advice me bro. I heard that Igbos are well known for their grounded elderly advice irrespective of their age.
As for the cheating, I tend to bring her home once we are done with their traditional rites and always ready to kick owt a cheating girlfriend let alone wife.

South over naija.. Any time. Any day.

Is that how it's done? What of our resource and money tied in Nigeria's account?
Even the prodigal son in the bible, balanced his account before leaving... Buhari is just stupid.

Bamidey:
You Igbo?

Mind, heart, body, soul.. Why?

Bamidey:
So finally advice me as your own younger bro...

Lols.. I'm a young man o,, so I'd advice you as my guy...
"Follow your heart".. Lols... But i prefer S.A nwanyis but their potency to cheat is twice as much as nwanyis naija.

Bamidey:
Its not irony bro. I've heard more of the bad side than good part of South. I'm a fuucck boy no doubt but I need to settle down before next year runs out. I'm still young regardless, but I favour SA over other African countries and I don't wanna go beyond AFRICA. I want my kids to grow here.

If na love, sex and enjoyment, them better pass their Nigerian headstrong counterparts.

Bamidey:
Problem dey o. So I can't even find a sweet 20-25years old good girl over there? I'm not into their whites though...just light skinned girl

hahaha.. No be for this same forum wey we read about that 12year old -or is it 14?- that's "pregnant and proud"?.. Hahaha.. Fear south.. But their light skin sure o.. Them sure like fixed algerian match!

Bamidey:
Okay. Need some help with their women, I wanna marry from there.

Some really like the Nigerian guys.. You know,.. Money, cash, sex, not-weird, rich.. You know what I mean na.. And those that are sexy, are bleeping sexy.. But i don't know about any wife material thing o.. Lols.. But if na to spread legs, them dey spread am pass rumour.