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Emperorempower:
You must be expert in stealing provisions from cupboard and books from lockers.

Weldone sir

Where did you school?

I'm beginning to suspect you stole my books from my lockers during exam in 2013

hahaha... Mind you,.. I didn't steal stuffs.. I basically had everything i needed -and wanted- but i still had to steal stuffs like; my female classmate's virginity and the ''firmness'' of their breasts.

Why is this under the ''crime'' section? Anyways, the principal did what should always be done.. Most of these corps members are arrogant, mannerless, childish and wicked creatures.. I wonder if its that khaki material that's making them think they have achieved it in life.

Torture me.. And i won't still doubt this..
Dating a broke girl is like dating my dog.. No influence.. No improvement.. No value.. The only benefit and difference? SEX... I don't even think it's a benefit.. Because you end up spending on her and indirectly paying for the pussay.
Any guy that dates a broke lady, is just a fool amongst fools.. (spits)

Dominatrix4U:
Your dog is useless. You d only dog owner whose dog is of no value. U probably own an ekuke

Broke pained girl.. Why are you quoting me? Believe me when i tell you this: my neopolitan mastiff and my 2weeks old guinea pig are singlehandedly richer and smarter than you.
If you are ready, I can offer you cleaning of my dog's kennel as a job.. 12k per month can save you all this pain you're feeling and the shame you carry.. Inbox me if you're in Jos.

Trash..
Give jss2 student that stuff and watch how he unlocks all those padlocks with dividers and compass in less than 2minutes.. Smh

I'm angry that you've not shot yourself.. (spits)

Would you rather have him spend money on oloshoes and w.hores? Would you prefer to have him waste his time, energy, money and spermatozoa on a lady that'll later label him a rapist.. And he'll have to use his last dime to fight the ''cr7 case''?..
My friend.. Please stfu.. If i were you, i'd supply him more data so he'll be able to extend his research on such pleasurable fantansies.. I can bet my dinner that he has been watching only ''teen category''.. Do well and get him data so he can scroll through ''pov'', ''brunette'', ''blond'', ''ebony'', ''secretary'', ''hard.core'', ''cfmn'' and others.. Don't forget to remind him that ''milf'', ''maid'', ''interracial'', ''uniform'' and ''bbw'' still remains the priority and should be his top choices..
You are lucky he isn't gay sef..

It's a great story.. God can just place you at the right place.. At the right time.. Before you know it, you'd be big and uplifted..
With that said,.. I won't lie;.
I'M NOT TOUCHED... Or heartbroken.

Ftc for sale
Price: N4,000,000 only.
Call Dominique.

Yameater:
I’m interested. Last price please

Full ftc or half ftc?
If full.. N3,850,070 last... The N70 is for bottled water..
If half ftc.. N1,998,820 last...
Ps. Tax is excluded..
Agent fee of (N200,000)to Dominique is excluded.
Call my agent now!

Godsent12:
how much nairaland dey pay ftc?

30 straight ftc in a week qualifies you for the annual price of N5M for ''most active nairalander''.. Seun personally told me this.

Afonja fraudsters are extremely wicked.. That's how one Tobilola duped my customer on jiji last year..
Just look at how this afonja people keep damaging the name of this country.. Sorry ma.. God will surely grant you justice.

He got tired of that boring place.. Hahahaha

If that is the picture of the booty, then i'd clearly say that the man is a foolish vagabond.. Dash Buhari that ass and watch how he would be revitalised and full of life.. Such a marvelous booty!

Who is that person that told me black looks better that light skin? I want to tell you that you are mad..
But whatsup with prominent yorubas and bleaching?

Op... You need to learn how to spell ''room'' and ''return''.. Its not the ''toom and retun'' you wrote up there..
Anyways, Messi is not just a complete leader, but he is also the GOAT.. THE BEARDED HE-GOAT.
If you want to argue, you're free to argue with Cry7 redcard.

He certainly got a girl pregnant.. All this one na to evade claiming the child na.. Which lady would gladly open her mouth to say that the man whose sperm punctured her ovary is a mad man?.. Mba nu!..
After 6weeks in psyche ward, he would walk away as a free and babyless man..
MY NIGGA!!!

sarrki:
Atiku is there leader

Don't allow your stupidity to kill you.

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Wise people would know that Kanu didn't go to Israel to pray for biafra or ipobs.. But for bmcs and zombies.. That they may look up to the rising sun and see the light!

TonyBankz:
As in eh.. My broda d tin just put my pweek for flight mode

Lol.. No mind all these bloggers.

Even if atiku fails.. It would be like failing only ss2 school exam.. But buhari's failure involves waec, neco, napteb, jamb.. If Buhari were to play ''snakes and ladders'' with my 2weeks old guinea pig, i can bet my life that bubu would lose that games..
Anyways, if Atiku were to fail, then we'd replace him until we get it right.

revontuli:
They are not a talkative people. Which is great for me, I don't like talking to random strangers. If the salespeople at the mall approach me without me calling them to ask for something, I run a mile. I want to be left alone damnit! The only kind of people whose random approach and talking won't bother me is the tall, blonde blue eyed nordic men. They can tall to me all they want

Lmao.. I see what you are doing.. I wish i could say the same about the females.. But they are mainly too fair and pale-looking and kindof slim.. Some even looked withered!.. Well, blame's on ice and the weather.. Though i crossed path with quite a good number of ''curvy'' and hot finns sha..
Ok.. You've succeeded.. I miss finland.. A little

Daddy freeze has been feeding on the gullibility of the ''sheeples'' who he claims to be extracting from bondage.
Freezes' opinion concerning the marriage of a very prominent traditionalist to a prophetess, has no room for germination or consideration.. The Ooni owes him no answer to any question.. Freeze should focus on his beloved pastors and sheeples or bleeping shut the fvck up!.. Such a dirty bastard!

The wife is pretty.. But she has neither beside nor behind..
(spits).
Anyways, happy married life.. Una get sense.. No be all those yeye ''doggy'' people.

Whether he is alive or not, it doesn't change the fact that the rising sun must set!

[quote author=Lonestar124 post=72222641]She's still a kid and if she didn't control her eating habit on time she'll grow to become an eyesore to mee]
she is already an eyesore bro..

ChrisMafian:
Reno the drunk. Who takes this jobless wailer serious?
Electricity generation has improved since pmb took over and that everyone can attest.
PDP looted 16 billion dollars meant for Electricity, ask OBJ

I take him serious..
The tweet fashola made has backfired.. So what the fvck are you still typing?.. The problem with you bmcs and zombies is that you fail to accept that you've lost a particular case.. But you guys would still be spewing trash..
Where did the electricity improve?.. Smh

spaggyy:
I dont know u, but something in me tells me u are intelligent

Lol.. Hahaha.. I won't lie or brag.. But you are right! .. Though, i might sound foolish to the common man at times.. But to the gods, i'm always wise!..

robert334:
Comot there.. Finland wey spoiled my betting ticket two days ago

lmao.. I was expecting this!

Josh44s:
Naaaaaa. I already gave up bro. I am leaving with my spouse.

Ok o.. God's grace and goodwill bro..

revontuli:
Damascus Syria looks fine. The rest of it is post-apocalyptic.

you are right.

Josh44s:
Chai! Just how I like it. I swear I love it when people mind their business and don’t engage me with chitchat eh! Lemme quickly call my agent in Abuja. Change of plan. I must move out of this shithole before next year election.

hahahaha.. You are going nowhere until after that election!.. You must atiku-late obi-diently before exiting o.

Josh44s:
You just gave me a good reason to change my traveling plans from Canada to Finland. I love people who mind their business.

Lol.. Finland is great.. But the ''minding of business'' thing was extreme then.. Even mall attendants were not as exciting as their counterparts here in Nigeria.. Nothing like ''how are you doing'' type of question.. It was too ''robotic'' or rather, too ''professional and direct'' for me.. The bar tenders basically poured ale for me.. Nothing like, ''you seem new here'', ''whatsup''.. Abegi.. They should enjoy their silence..