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As long as Buhari is yet to receive his allocation of lands for his beloved cattle colony then, the meeting and visit is trash.

When I was a child, I was told that "hoe" is a farming tool and "pussy" is a cat. Later, I realised the "real" meaning.
Same thing with "an actress".. It now means "wh0re"..
The most hardworking wh0re indeed.

Saudi's prince. If you know, you know.

Even if it works and kills 100% of the virus, its sad that it would NEVER ever work for kenyans, south africans and zimbabweans. Their HIV is different.

Preetti:
the haters have arrived

Hater because of cake? Smh. Poor people's comments on NL is really appaling. I hope you don't have suicidal tendencies.

How would this girl defend anybody accused of rape.. Can she defend CR7? Mba nu!

Success100:
How are we going to continue to be voting these people? this country is in shambles and ruined. Neither Atiku nor Buhari will take this country to greatness, the truth.

So should i vote for you instead?

Smart "big gods". They'd give cakes and collect fresh experienced "cookies" in return.
...Ambode my Nigga!

Everything about Bubu is transparent but his WAEC reg number is not visible. Bastards.

Nigerians sef. What the hell is "looking wow"? Smh. She looks ravishing biko.

Trash. Only two candidates are in this presidential election. Buhari and Atiku. But Sai Atiku would be victorious.

The same Nigerians that are calling her "bad stew", "terrible role model" and blah blah blah, are the same hypocrites calling Moyo Lawal and Tiwa Savage "hot stew" when the upload the same "half-unclad" pics. *spits.

Joblessness is a little bit worse than diseases. Afterall, Its only joblessness that can transform a full grown human into a zombie just because he needs the 30k zombie salary.
Sai Atiku.
Sai "Jobfulness".

Tufia's tears are tears of joy. Atleast, he can finally have that party that the rift prevented. Congrats sir.

Zambians and stupidity sef.
You caught a footballer "naked" in a dressing room. What is the dressing room for biko? Before someone tells me that he shouldn't be at the opponent's dressing room, I'd like you to know that as a guy, I've once used the zumanta mata section of the church's toilet when i found the zumunta maza's side unhygienic.
Much ado about nothing. *spits

Paradigm777:
And after salvation?

Prosperity.

Hahahahahahahahahaha.
Some yorubas on NL may drink herbicide today o.
The woman in question, is she not a YORUBA woman? The policeman in question, is he not a YORUBA man? So what's up with the tribalistic accusation? If it was an igbo lady and the Yomi points it out, would the yorubas on this forum come to our aid and join us in crying foul? Mba nu! The only thing they would do, is call NCAN and spam the thread with "Igbo amaka and igbo ajoka".
Learn to accept the truth and carry your burden without sentiments. With that said; Afonja Amaka.

forreelinc:
She no even fine sef

I really hope your mom is finer than her neighbour's dog.
By the way, i heard that the Lagoon is not fenced. It shouldn't take you up to 15 minutes to do the needful.

forreelinc:
My neighbor does not have a dog

Reading must really be a nightmare for you. I didn't mention "your" neighbour. I wrote "her" neighbour. Tufia.
Quickly take a picture of your mom and take a trip to her hood. When you check the pic and "her" neighbour's dog, you'd quote me and apologize for doubting my truthful fact.

Pataricatering:
The husband is going to bring her back to life for the revival ! Is it not this criminal pastors !

Lmao. There is wisdom in this comment.

nimisola:
Lol, thought it was Sai Buhari

Never! Sai Atikuobi agenda!!

Wow.. Finally, zombies and bmcs like sar'ki, 460'CE, Mannabb'grills and so on, can order for a sex doll female version of their lovely Buhari. *spits.

Any "pastor, reverend, apostle, bishop, prophet/ess. Evangelist" or who ever tells you that they come in Christ's name but, chooses to preach prosperity and wealth to you instead of Salvation, ignore the bastard. They are all thieves. They are no different from fraudsters posing as a Nigerian prince.

Iykenuwa:
Ignorant people said the same thing about healing miracles once upon a time. Prosperity is part of the Gospel message.

What is the correlation between healing miracles and "miracle money"? Prosperity is NOT the priority of Christianity. Salvation is.
There is nothing like miracle money. Christianity reminds you that you "will prosper" when you "accept" salvation but it did not say that you would become wealthy or become a 'diamond bank savings extra winner' and start cashing out "miracle money" every month. You should know that there is a deep rift in between prosperity and wealth.
Don't choose ignorance just because you want to drop a comment.

The 3rd cat.
It should have been the fourth but, the 4th compartment is closed.

EmekaBlue:
still wrong

The first compartment is locked and so is the fourth. The second is too deep and it would get to the third before it gets to the second. So what makes me wrong?
Unless cats don't drink orange juice though.

The PDP would also find it difficult because APC have already put everything in place to rig this election but it WILL be, MUST be and SHALL be in vain.
Sai Atiku.
Sai Obi.
Sai better Nigeria!

Lol.. What is romantically sitting in the front seat?

Did Charly boy hang himself after supplying the spermatozoa that created that homosexual in his household? He should shut up please.
One thing is still certain though; Charly boy and Okorocha may die by suicide.

Nothing annoys me more than asslicking and cooking up a story to cover it. Why is he suggesting that she might have "forgotten" something that happened just 7years ago if they were as "close" as he says?
*spits

Optional09:
I don’t get paid to do this it’s completely genuine. So we are operating on a completely different level. Good luck to your N30k

Why you had to type the bolded is what I don't understand. N30k to support Atiku and Peter obi? Am I a BMC or in this case "AMC" personel? Do my employees even earn as low as a meagre N30k?
You are pathetic sir.

A "lazy youth" just died because she had to wake up early enough to sweep a road that the meagre N18k wage for the "sweeping" would come after 4 months. Smh.
RIP.

Yeah right. You did it according to the 97%, 5% grading scale. Dullard.