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Politics › Re: Jandor In Severe Pain Over Wike’s Endorsement Of Sanwo-Olu - Lagos APC by figment232(m): 8:20am On Oct 19, 2022
InvestorVee:
i entered lagos last monday. so i saw this pdp governorship candidate poster. A man jus walking closer just said Haa! Fashion parade! i had to look again. lol. Jennifa think say na ayetoro street council be this
In delta state here we don't posters to vote Peter. Obi come 2023 ....Our minds are made up.
Politics › Re: Linus Okorie In Police Custody (Photo) by figment232(m): 7:50pm On Oct 17, 2022
jrusky:
His party leader called Obi should be investigated to tell us where he got his wealth from for denying every business, company, organisation linked to him, then he must be a drug lord or a kidnapper kingpin because money do not grow from ground nor drop from sky, he must be dock to explain his source of wealth.
What about your drug Lord ...the frog eye fellow...aka Eilokan
NYSC › Re: Nysc Accredited Centre In Warri(Klassic CBT/Cybercafe) by figment232(op): 10:42pm On Oct 01, 2022
ok
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: Peter Obi Will Help Tinubu To Become President by figment232(m): 9:04pm On Oct 01, 2022
Massiveglory:
The obidatti rallies that is vibrating round the nation and beyond, sumersaulted the likes of reno, urchins and emilokan into a state of comatose. They don't know what else to do or say.
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy........... exactly
NYSC › Re: Nysc Accredited Centre In Warri(Klassic CBT/Cybercafe) by figment232(op): 7:58am On Sep 27, 2022
For PCMs in Warri and ENVIRONS you can process ur Nysc Online Registration @ Klassic Cybercafe 81,Hospital Rd Ekpan by Chom Chop Fast food Ekpan/Warri.Directions on how to get to our office:Take a Keke from any part of Warri Tell the keke to drop u at Jakpa junction and then take another Keke frm there to drop u at Chom Chop Fast food Near Newlayout Junction.Klassic cybercafe is sharing the same fencing with Chom Chop Fast food.
U can also pick a Keke from Ekpan junction Enroute Chom Chop Fast food/ Klassic Cybercafe along hospital rd
.Process ur Jamb Profile Creation,and Printing of Jamb Result and admission Letter.Pcms in Jeddo.Ubeji,Ekpan,Nigercat,Refinery Rd,Jakpa,Ovie Palace,Pti Rd now have an accredited Centre near you to cater for ur Nysc Registration needs.You can as well call or WhatsApp us on 08035420177,08059268461.
Nysc registration commences today Tuesday 20th September 2022.We at Klassic Cbt/Cybercafe are at your service, from passports snap,Online processing and online payment for your Nysc registration.Call on us for enquiries on 08035420177,08079230408,08059268461,07016306903
Health › Re: Help I've Got Bowel Movement/stomach Issue by figment232(m): 9:20pm On Sep 26, 2022
Didijiji:
your own experience though. I’m talking from mine. Ruzu na scam
maybe na product u buy.RUZU is babe
Health › Re: Help I've Got Bowel Movement/stomach Issue by figment232(m): 7:33am On Sep 26, 2022
Didijiji:
stop this Ruzu rubbish. Ruzu na d biggest scam been promoted
Its not rubbish am talking from experience.I had d issue of blocked bowels some weeks ago which was giving me sleepless nights and then i complained to pharmacist about it and she recommended RUZU bitters.It was just like magic.
Besides the message isnt directed to you,why are u crying more than d bereaved.
Health › Re: Help I've Got Bowel Movement/stomach Issue by figment232(m): 10:27pm On Sep 23, 2022
XYZ0XYZ:
Hello. Thanks for stopping by.

This all began sometime around the 2nd quarter of last year. Then I suddenly got sizzling pains on the left side if my abdomen. It radiated to my pe^1s as a tingling pain with constant urge to urinate. It lingered for a long while and ceased.

However, within that period, my bowel habits changed. At that time, I did feel like visiting the toilet every now and then. But when I would go, nothing would come out.

There has been different change to the system these past months. I had visited the hospital, run many tests, did colonoscopy, CT scan, ultrasound, fecal and blood tests - all to no avail. Last encounter with the doc after the myriad if tests, I was told it could be some sort of disorder with my intestines. Was given Prednisone or something which I couldn't finish cause the side effects was knocking me out. Like seriously.

Symptoms now? I can hardly pass stool on my own schedule. Before I made sure I use the toilet every morning, but is is not so these days. It seems the urge to stool is gone, but yet, the food I eat piles up in my stomach and cause a great deal of discomfort and pain to my left abdomen and at other , above my left groin area. It does seem like constipation but it is not or I can't say. If eventually I pass out stool, it is at times watery, at times mushy or stringy or sticky. And it is with much strain that I'm able to do that.

My rectum/anus feels closed/tight - that feeling one gets after finishing a bowel movement, yet there isn't any bowel movement and I could kill to have one. Laxatives don't work. I don't pass out blood.

I could go on and on. Can someone relate to this? Or is there some form of drug (capsules tonic or herbal) that one with experience could prescribe? I'm no longer covered by HMO as I quit my erstwhile job for some reasons.

Like now, this moment. My left side mildly aches and I know I need to use the toilet. I tried but to no avail. I am also selective of my diet now. I'm not with the test results now, I would have uploaded them.

I need your advice, thought, recommendations and help please. God bless you for trying.
RUZU BITTERS TO THE RESCUE.A TRIAL WILL CONVINCE U
Phones › Any Unlimited Data Plan For Cybercafes? by figment232(op): 10:44am On Apr 19, 2019
My client intends setting up a cybercafé but I am advising him to use an unlimited data plan if he wants to profit.Is there any of the Networks offering any unlimited data plan presently?
Education › Re: Jamb Results by figment232(m): 2:41pm On Apr 18, 2019
its showing 2018 instead of 2019
Foreign Affairs › Re: Alan Garcia Is Dies! Shot Himself Dead Before Arrest by figment232(m): 8:43pm On Apr 17, 2019
na so bubu go shoot himsef later
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur:UCL Quarter Finals (4 -3) On 17th Apr. 2019 by figment232(m): 8:34pm On Apr 17, 2019
Tottenham has to stay strong ooo i wanna see Guardiola cry tonite
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Tottenham Hotspur:UCL Quarter Finals (4 -3) On 17th Apr. 2019 by figment232(m): 8:29pm On Apr 17, 2019
Raydos:
If this game end 3-2 who will qualify??
Tot will qualify
Education › Re: JAMB: Why Candidates Have Not Seen Their UTME Results Yet by figment232(m): 4:14pm On Apr 17, 2019
LIARS
Health › Re: I Can't Sleep For More Than 3 Hours At Night And I'm Losing Weight by figment232(m): 11:53am On Apr 17, 2019
It could be spiritual Pray about it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Manchester United: UCL Quarter Finals (3 - 0) On 16th April 2019 by figment232(m): 9:30pm On Apr 16, 2019
Man U seriously parking the BUS
Politics › Re: Atiku Releases ‘Evidence’ Of Election Result From INEC Website by figment232(m): 7:59pm On Apr 16, 2019
jarkbauer:
This is not admissible in court even if it is true because electronic transmission of results is not part of the electoral law.
lol he is scared......kip deceiving ursef
Education › Accredited Failure: Jamb Centre In Uyo Intimidates Candidates With Sars Despite by figment232(op): 7:40am On Apr 16, 2019
Candidates in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State sitting for the Joint Admission Matriculation Examination (JAMB) exams which began yesterday 11th April 2019 across the country may be forced to re-enroll for the examinations next year as one of the Computer Based Test (CBT) center they were assigned to have proven to be incompetent in availing them the opportunity of sitting for the exams. Investigations carried out by SecretReporters reveal that Flourish Computer Centre, located at No. 101 Goodluck Jonathan Boulevard, Off Nung Oku Junction, Uyo which was accredited as a CBT center with almost 1000 candidates scheduled to sit for the examination in Uyo metropolis has most of its computers faulty and without access to a stable network connection.

Read more at: https://secretsreporter.com/accredited-failure-jamb-centre-in-uyo-intimidates-candidates-with-sars-despite-inability-to-provide-functional-computers-for-the-cbt-exams/



https://secretsreporter.com/accredited-failure-jamb-centre-in-uyo-intimidates-candidates-with-sars-despite-inability-to-provide-functional-computers-for-the-cbt-exams/
Education › Re: Jamb Result Released For 11th, 12th And 13th by figment232(m): 11:32am On Apr 15, 2019
Dont click the link is a scam results are not yet out
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Politics › Re: Jada Atiku's Birth Place Was Part Of Northern Cameroon- Premium Times Fact Check by figment232(m): 10:51am On Apr 15, 2019
MrJanuzaj:
Obi will be sworn in as what? Did Atiku win the election? Please stop this nonsense
Stop pretending that you dont ATIKU wud be declared winner by the Electoral tribunal.
Politics › Re: Atiku Is Actually From Sokoto – PDP Admits by figment232(m): 10:50am On Apr 15, 2019
GBAM APC propaganda scattered.
Politics › Re: Jada Atiku's Birth Place Was Part Of Northern Cameroon- Premium Times Fact Check by figment232(m): 9:47am On Apr 15, 2019
omoiyalayi:
I like the way APC is dealing with Atiku/PDP petition challenging it's victory @ the poll

They have not even started defending their victory

They only shake the table of his eligibility to even contest not to talk of him challenging it's victory

Now the table seems to be scattering

I pity Atiku & pdp am sure they never expected this from apc & it's lawyers
Obi wud be sworn in if ATIKU is disqualified.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea (2 - 0) On 14th April 2019 by figment232(m): 6:16pm On Apr 14, 2019
Chelsea sold this match.
Education › Re: Jamb Check Result 2019 Is Out by figment232(m): 8:43pm On Apr 13, 2019
scam
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 13th April 2019 by figment232(m): 6:54pm On Apr 13, 2019
clems88:
them pieces am come use fuel burn am angry
stop betting
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham (2 - 1) On 13th April 2019 by figment232(m): 6:41pm On Apr 13, 2019
up westham
Education › Re: A Nairalander Cries Out To Jamb For Help by figment232(m): 2:17pm On Apr 13, 2019
Jafar1:
Good day guys, my brother was supposed to sit for the jamb
utme at the Federal government college kefti, Nasarawa
state yesterday which is thursday 11th of april 2019, But
was unable to do so due to technical issues.. The
thumbprint scanner could not recognize his thumb despite
several attempts, they were told to wait for update on the
jamb site that their exams will be rescheduled, pls does
anyone here know where i can lay complain? or anyone
here with a good solution?
https://www.jamb.gov.ng/Contact_Us.aspx
Politics › Re: Throwback Picture Of Oshiomhole In His Teenage Days by figment232(m):
Why is he wearing double shirt? e don tay wen him mumu start
Politics › Re: Constitutional Crisis Looms As Cjn’s Tenure Ends In Three Weeks by figment232(m): 2:21pm On Mar 31, 2019
NaMeAboki:
Is Zombie your father's name?
Zombie BOY
Politics › Re: Constitutional Crisis Looms As Cjn’s Tenure Ends In Three Weeks by figment232(m): 12:24pm On Mar 31, 2019
NaMeAboki:
The status quo would be maintain; the NJC would accordingly be obliged to nominate Mohammed, as the next most senior officer; Saraki is already a spent force unlikely to have the Senate backing he once had to cause any more trouble - even if he wanted to.
Zombies assumptions.
Romance › Re: First Time Anal Sex That Easy Without Lubricant? by figment232(m): 5:55pm On Mar 30, 2019
Someone has been seriously poking her anus

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