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GreatResearcher1:
Damn

timibare:
Oba ton Sha gbo je

Hathor5:
You people should get yourselves two cats. Problem solved.

biGDhAp:
Lol.. Na savages like me dey here .


I continued that cycle till it eventually died because I kept hitting it harder each time it resurrects..

Mann it was really fun.

Harllaby:
[color=#000055]Op you wicked o so the rat to freeze die. Let me share mine. It usually come from above the ceiling, climb the curton, then to the dustbin to loot goodies. I set rat gum but the rat was too smart to bypass it. So, I decided to make a one way route for the rat. I strategically remove the curton, and place a longer stick from the ceiling to the top of the wardrobe. No other place to land except on the rat gum.

To my surprise, the rat jumped over the gum, but unfortunately, it saw me and got scared and decided to run back to the ceiling but got trapped on the gum. I made an expose wire and tortured it with live electric current. It made some annoying noise at every contact . I pity the rat o. I later threw it away although, it didn't die [/color]

MuttleyLaff:
So, you too sabi tok and write yoruba. Na wa ooo.

MuttleyLaff:
My laptop is freezing up because I over over 100 browser tabs opened, lol. It was frustrating opening that one. I am reporting to closing down few at time not important tabs, then for the browser to catch up from released resources enough to quickly load page. My browser update notification too, that I've delayed is even in the background there compounding the whole thing. It is just cramping my style and get-going.

I am pissed off right now .

Inteltower:
typical of someone who has nothing good to say upstairs

MuttleyLaff:
Biology 101, viruses' goal is to replicate nah. Everyone that's anyone with basic and informed knowledge will know this. Dont even have to be a microbiologist and/or even an epidemiologist to know this, lol.

I sight with my little eyes, a Hajia El-Rufai closet "ceiling" fan there, lol

faceland:
This is not fake news.

You can hear it from the horses mouth. Pastor E.A Adeboye claimed that the former Head of State, General Sani Abacha was plotting to kill him (after consulting a native doctor), and the following day he died. In the video below, Pastors Adeboye is giving his testimony on the alter of God (so it must be a true story). What do you think?

Omro!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Gb3IBw-a7g
Of course this we long time ago.

Inteltower:
I am unfazed by your comment. your likes were in the days of Noah, Jeremiah, Sodom and Gomorrah. and how did it end.. you know the answer.

lol carry on

emperorsversion:
"busybaby" was a typo error I meant bushbaby... well j can't waste my time convincing you this morning.. you know this is true deep down but you just want to engage your self to doubt... You should know there are demons parading themselves in humans... they are mermaids... even some nairaland babes here na mermaids.. you will never know... I can never explain fiction, experience will... shalom.. I rest my case

emperorsversion:
many of you will doubt this, but really it mermaids exist just as you demons exists too.... nor be everything Fisher man or sailor see for river he dey talk... The other day my cousin saw a busy baby at Ijesha (check YouTube) how do you explain that... well na una know

DriggityDre:
So it's like an occult. Wawu.

HarunaWest:
Well I answered you. So browse it

HarunaWest:
Browse it 'sat guru maharaji'
It's a religion

chariisGRACE:
I went to my aunt's house when her husband passed away.
I was told he is a chronic womanizer, but I never believed it.
Since he has died, the children were checking his properties to separate the valuable ones when they stumble on Gold Circle condoms (Over 20 packs).

I found it weird because he is a very active member of MFM.

HarunaWest:
Visited my friend back then in egbeda, Lagos... While searching for the gents, I mistakenly entered one of his dad's Rooms only to discover It was a shrine....That was the last day I visited that house

Biglittlelois:
I once went to a big aunty's house that the interior design, curtains, wall paintings, in fact everything in that house is painted bright red and black, when I finally saw a very big picture of Guru Maharaj, I retraced my step out of the house, it was very spooky, strange and weird.

Airforce1:
Boss I just dey busy before this covid-19 lockdown shit .

How far na

Nwaotu:
Should I let them know that I impregnated two girls? That I want to marry the two of them. Is it wise? But the thing is that I don't want someone that will gossip with my name.

suzzyboss:
I noticed the samething yesterday...
In my area here in meiran we are our own vigilante... Everyone brings their weapons and dogs out every night.. This next few days looks scary

faceland:
Ok, ok, ok. It seems you have narcissistic personality disorder with schizophrenia tendencies
Trust me, you need help.

OtemAtum:
No faceland, I'm not losing it, rather I'm gaining it day by day. I'm Otem, sent to reveal the truth in all the lost and hidden scrolls. I am sent to make God Almighty the creator of Jehovah, Allah and other gods known. I am here to free people from mind slavery brought to the world by religion.
Read the BOOK OF UNIVERSAL HISTORY to understand where I'm coming from. https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos

Lamanii22:
I just knew they chew it lol