₦airaland Forum

sonmvayina:
Mention that one person you will still hug even if they test positive for corona virus...
Mine is my wife ..

Lagentle:
I have a younger brother that is possessed with demon for many years now, even after series of deliverance he vehemently proved irredeemable.
He has caused a lot of havoc in the family.
As it stands now, no one is willing to leave with him again under the same roof.
Please I want to know if the government has any place where such people can be kept.
Any other suggestions is welcomed too.

NOSCAM:
According to Atheists, they can't worship a God they don't see. But my question for Atheists is this:

"Why do you locked Yourselves indoor for CoronaVirus you can't see, since you don't believe God exist"?


All insults and names calling welcome.. Thanks.

MuttleyLaff:
finalboss, I will with proudly, put the two award trophies, side by side each other, on my mantlepiece

Name- Tom

Age- 27

Occupation- nil

Are you single, dating or married- married

Those u like on Nairaland- babyfaceafrica mysticgal laveda jollyjoy hungerbad ymodulus madridguy livingsavage ilegend lordreed akin1212 mrcock

Those u dislike on Nairaland-- zombies

Those u find annoying- talkatives

Those u can't help but read their posts(you look forward to what they have to say)-
Explorers
Those you follow and wish follows you back-

Why do you follow the people you follow- ..

NLer that has sent u the most PMs- none of your business

How many PMs do you get on average in a day- 25

Nairalander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting-nil

Which Nairalnder is fake- I don't really care but amatashara

Nairalander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date-
NONE
Nairalander you can date or have a crush on-

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) - none of your business

Your favorite Nairalander(s) - lordreed akin1212 budaatum muttleylaff babyfaceafrica
Your favorite mod-
None
Funniest Nairalander(s)- lefulefu

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads- tosyntoomuch or what's username

Nairalander(s) diary you stalk- I don't stalk

Nairalander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? - NoNe

Which Nairalander(s) do you think is smart but he/she doesn’t know- final
NONE
NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life- stupidity muttleylaff annyplenty

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life- none

NLer(S) you consider smart- lordreed

NL member that tries too hard- amatashara
NLer(s) you find intriguing-nil

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer
None
Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from- nil

Which other sections do you visit except romance? Religion

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section

Nler that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.
None
Who do u often agree with- budaatum

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)- nil

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)- nil

Who is Nairaland Mr/Ms. nice guy - nil

Who is Nairaland Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious). Uyailincomp...

Who is Nairaland Mr/Ms. douchebag- onila ilamina

In what way has Nairaland impacted in your life this 2017 (Positively or Negatively)- financially...

Signature: (Any Funny Line, Statement, Lyric or motivational quote) just paint me thinking bout my next kill

Shoutout to: [/color] budaatum

Humanoid01:
I'm partially like the OP! I wouldn't call myself an introvert, but someone with social anxiety. I have a mild speech disorientation that makes me stutter (sometimes) and jumble words that don't correlate with the way it was formed in my mind. I really want to make friends, but I can't because I don't know what to say, I don't know how to initiate a conversation. I write way better than I talk, because I have enough time to think and craft my words the way I want. It's difficult to make friends with that, when the majority of people these days focus on one's flaws.

LivingSage:
Well, YOU just did

LivingSage:
Is that all you have to say? Why can't you shut your mouth if you have no answer to his quest? That's how you quote me then and started blabbing

Alwaysachick:
Not every day o, any time she feels congested in the chest. Besides don't ppl take cough syrups for pleasure?

Alwaysachick:
These are everyday things we do, that she has to reduce or avoid.

Alwaysachick:
Just avoid triggers like frying in the kitchen, dont spray perfumes around her, use mild body sprays, keep a neat environment, remove all rugs, avoid dust and smoke, cold drinks and water, avoid fries avoid biscuits esp with oats or any other food that can upset the throat, reduced fan esp at night.

Most importantly, no more cold baths, she should always use warm water. Inhalers and cough syrups should be her new sweets.

See your doctor for prescriptions and always keep ventolin or prednisolone or franol tablets close, never run out.

She will be fine, its not a death sentence. Just needs to be managed well and carefully.

Any form of carelessness can cause the pulse to rise or drop which is not good. So she should avoid all she is told to avoid.

aminusodiq:
jinns ar creatures from d underworld... Dey ar like humans and we're created from fires. Some av 2 or more heads and alot of various modifications. Some ar peaceful while some ar very dangerous. Jinns ar used by most occulists as messengers in return for sometin valuable.. U can't see dem, dey av to be called upon wit some very weird strange name... Its a very complex stuffs! Most jinss are extremely angerous

jiggaz:
Nawa oo... Did i say i was taking black tea because of Covid-19 Please read my post again... I started taking it since last year.

chubinwa:
You could make fortune for this script if sold. you are indeed a good story teller.

Kobicove:
Kpekus sweetener?!

Tominix:
If i invoke electric pole to fall on you, they will be like am wicked eh, buh share ur experience na!

Newbielearner:
No waist bead in the post? Op needs more research.

Designerdollars:
As a guy,you had sex with three girls
Then a week later you discovered you have contratacted an std.
Who would you suspect between the three women below?
namely: purples25, lavylilIy, Dominique.

sonofanarchy:
Bleep outta here man

budaatum:
My cousin's, 50, died over the weekend after brief illness. Left three children and wife.

Have you lost anyone to Covid-19?

https://www.ecdc.europa.eu/en/geographical-distribution-2019-ncov-cases

shortgun:
That river is your relm of origin.
You are a marina...marinas are people who came from a body of water.
Your younger self you are seeing means backwardness.
The stream wants you to recognise it as your source.
You will not be able to archive greatness in life until you recognise your source.
I don't know the religion you practice but u need to see a marine priest.

GreatResearcher1:
7sso those with God have no problem?

femi4:
When you fingerfuck, you ll know if she's a V if you meet a road block

ednut1:
Continue 90% of guys should be chasing after 10% of Nigeria babes. Wetin go be result. For many guys taking care of a girls needs is the only things they can offer so they can get nacks. Na demand and supply. Guys dey wey put babes on salary

rtdCivilservant:
Which kain thing come be this one?

nlPoster:
No, it's not masturbation.

You can check your vagina in the privacy of your home to see if there's a smell.


As long as you're not doing it in public I don't think there should be a problem.

somto10:
Go learn forex trading bro
u wont regret it...
Its putting meals on my table now.