₦airaland Forum

Rubbish!

39°C. Their luck is the heatwave will last only four months. Here, our heatwave is a full six months if not longer. He should get his blood pressure checked while at it. Excess pap without strenuous activity is not healthy.

Natbrowny:
One day. The poor will stand up frm the kneeling position. E go red dat day.

A poor that has nothing to lose except his life versus a rich that has everything to lose plus his life

U'll wana protect ur investment n assets

While almanjiri go just dey break door dey go.

Sixty-four years so far. You go wait tire.

I will believe only when he has no fuel or diesel to power standby generators. For now, na dagbo he dey throw for Nigerians.

Nigerians are innate beggars. Nothing to see here. The payment he’ll get, both finance and fame-wise, will trump the mere gesture of bending to touch the floor. Make una find better thing to do with una lives. Gossiping online will keep you children broke.

This boy has trolled Nairaland since he was twelve years old. How old are you now? Have you finished secondary school?

One of the many Nairaland children on the spectrum. Aunty, I hail.

Cancer was cured since 2007 on the pages of Nairaland.

The company has money of that sort? Madness.

All these aren't possible without their great grandfather; money.

She no dey miss house, abi foreign currency too sweet?

Okay. Seen. Good.

More grease to his "equipment."

We heard they divorced. She takes long breaks to cheat on the man. Him, ma, no send. He does his thing openly.

Teach her safe sex and show her where to purchase such injection. Safe sex is not enjoyable but many times better than an unwanted pregnancy.

Jerryhare:
Who? That Prophet go feed all your generation if you're fortunate to meet him!

Story.

They’re seeking for money and relevance once again.

“It is our African tradition.” “It is our African tradition.” See as I dey laugh una. Akatas in gangs still do it. They “pour one out” for their dead friends lost to violence. My alcohol is too precious to waste. Any ancestor who wants some should face his/her front.

Not Nigeria. Kenya things. I swear, anything makes front page here. She’s likely an attention seeker.

Rubbish lies. Businesses still claim profits are down due to the pandemic from four years ago. In 2033, people will still claim their relatives suffer the side effects of one vaccine or the other. Abeg, people die every day. If the vaccine expedited your relation’s own, keep quiet. The person would otherwise die anyway. We die only once.

He should enjoy his retirement and pension. I have no patience for a recycled leader.

Did it affect viewership of soccer events?

Nice one. Papa no go school no mean pikin must join am. Most wealthy illiterates trained their children in the best schools money could offer.

Destroying her body using alcohol wasn’t a good idea to begin with.

It’s suction cupping using cow horns. No different from implementing the usual glass cups. The material makes no difference. What matters is how the person feels. The therapy itself is pseudoscience, yet many swear by it.

Wetin do am?

Try another girl.

When it is not money rejecting me, I will give myself sleepless nights? ROFLMAO.