₦airaland Forum

He isn’t part of the cabal? Name them!

Low IQ citizens who still believe in spirits.

Here I was thinking all refineries were run by the government. Well, they should step up their game then. Drop prices to pull potential customers first. Una no go school?

Happens every election year.

Who is the ebony with the cheapest-looking BBL I’ve seen in my life?

Aboki with Igbo sense. Built a house and wants to flip it for profit. It makes sense. He should create more refineries and sell them to the government. Such moves would set him for an easy slide into a future presidency.

SMH. When we do away with religion, we will be ready to improve as a nation.

Na twenty-eight housemates resemble forty people so? That studio is massive.

Good for her. The icing on the cake would be the country retaining her.

They did this yesterday, two days ago, four months back, last year, tomorrow and in the future. What has been the outcome? Abeg, leave the populace to consume alcohol. I don’t condone drugs, though. The worst part is their so-called leaders indulge in pork-eating, womanizing, beer consumption and other vices when outside Nigerian shores. Some do so in the safety of their mansions. Poverty is our biggest problem in this country. Nothing else is worse.

To divide the nation go make sense. I’ve never been to the north past Katsina and Abuja. I’ve never been to the west past Lagos. I visited Enugu and Anambra once. My stomping grounds are the south-south; Edo, Rivers, Cross Rivers and Delta. I doubt visiting anywhere past those would impact my life positively.

Who cares. I miss the beauty of youth.

Title: Solo protest.

Content: Two men.

English no easy for some “educated Nigerians.” Some parents truly wasted tuition fees on their kin.

VDM should carry on. He has energy.

No Gree For Anybody would serve better as the theme. Another underwhelming season in advance.

Praise is back again? Lol. Who curse Nigerian women with eba? See cellulite on an obviously young female. Those twins are tall. Abeg, make them keep anybody above twenty-eight for house. Na mid twenties adults I wan watch and lust over this season.

For those complaining, this is our Nigerian version of the Super Bowl. The many adverts show how profitable it is. If e pain you, knack head for wall or arm yourself to fight the government.

Nairaland is useless and will never advance past the bushes of Sango Ota. Something that any wise thinking individual would create a task and gift the winning team a million Naira each, that Sango Ota urchin is waiting for others to do it first. No wonder nobody knows of this forum’s existence despite nineteen years of existence. I’m waiting for the next waist bead topic or thread claiming that washing machines are inferior to washing with hands.

Congratulations to her. How many have we had since then?

He will be remembered. Children here will be forgotten after three days of inactivity.

Life continues. Person die?

Eight persons per elevator. Our women pack themselves like say na molue. Alozie follow dey speak pidgin? My preek is disappointed.

Heart attack. End of story.

In this BBNaija era? ROFLMAO.

Poverty thread.

Age go touch everybody, last last. I saw a recent advert she appeared in. Her age was obvious. Thank God for her healthy lifestyle.

Long message. I no read am complete.

I no dey believe these kind threads.

So, what one idiot child claimed on Nairaland is true? Shocking.

…and this is why I don’t do relationships.

He’s still learning. Pointless news. It’s not like he was conversing fluently.

So, he means water is wet?

Na to japa comot country to further her studies.

Money no dey tire person.

He don use mouth warn the woman. Marriage dey tire person.