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Wahala.

This is the type of news I want to see on the front page. I don tire for APC and PDP nonsense. Children with mental problems enjoy every report concerning those political parties.

Make you incels dey there make gay boy dey scatter una head. Nairaland na comedy.

Without Runtown, I don’t care to remember her.

Do am, na. Anybody hold you?

Didn’t I read that she died in her sleep somewhere? How did Obi know the circumstances regarding her death? The man na witch? He’s the new Atiku; releasing epistles for any bad situation.

All these born in 1882 Nairalanders with their reports on days long gone.

Somebody we celebrated late last week? Maybe the moderator who posted the topic knew something we didn’t.

Na to take care of my uncle then. They are the same age. My uncle hears the word exercise and he’s ready to insult said mentioner. He believes the human body works better when unused. In my middle age, I have never seen the man pick even a piece of paper to throw into the trash — someone else has to do it. I care only because of the money he frequently sends my way.

The animal will be caught and sentenced.

You’re slowly becoming a man. Not only are men able to control their environments but their emotions also. Keep it up.

His only forms of activity: drinking, smoking, womanizing and typing rubbish on social media. See him see life today.

Everybody should exercise frequently. It is not a curse. Your body was built for activity. Don’t let it waste. You bathe and brush daily, what more is four minutes of activity?

No shock here. Big Pharma is not a conspiracy.

Major rule of Nairaland.

Woman no dey Nairaland. Make all these gays dey deceive their papas.

This gay boy always posting pictures from the internet.

All these in-the-closet boys are too quick to show themselves.

Okay. Seen.

The same way I was disqualified. I no make noise based on being a man.

They were the ones who ordered the deactivations in the first place.

People disgruntled over not being able to live their usual lives. Na so. Hopefully, August's protest would not turn this way.

Where is this thing today? I was wondering about it not long ago.

Nothing so far. We thank God for the meantime.

They should exist.

It isn't. All humans do there is fight unending wars.

The same thing which happened before you were born.

She don come back Naija?

Our autistic member.

Made-up story.

Was there any lie in the report?

I still wonder what language they communicate in. It won’t shock me if it’s Yoruba.

This man talks more than refining petroleum. I’m yet to see Dangote petrol trucks anywhere.

There will be a twist mid season of fake housemates. Make una know now.

Stop watching porn and your sex drive will normalize. I’ve lived long enough and experimented multiple times to give the advice.

Brainwashed negro. I pity your kind.