₦airaland Forum

Funny how the book is older than many here.

She has achieved marital status. What next? Many Nigerian women hold the act high in mind. They never plan past it. It’s like the prisoner who spends 99.99% of his time planning to escape prison. When out, he has no clue what the next step is.

I don’t know who he is.

Onila, try and make sense for one day. I take God beg you. What is your day job? Are you still floating in life at thirty-five? Marry MrCork, abeg.

No be there you dey? No be you suppose tell us as e dey?

mpires:
One guy you met? Where? At your family gather? I'm guessing he took the journey and returned to tell you the story? Don't get thrown overboard by evil white men? They are so evil, and you buffoons hate the west so much that you'll rather die trekking in the desert to the evil white men's country?

You have no functioning brain cell.

ROFLMAO. Boredom is a bad thing.

ufotunang:
... what about food

I didn’t ask. I was only listening.

He had the energy to work, yet engaged in misconduct. Let him suffer the consequence. Hopefully, when he comes out of jail, he’ll find a workshop to employ his strength.

I dey fold arms look. Maybe na magic we go use run am. No date was announced. Don’t get your hopes up, people.

What of the space journey which will take celebrities of every part of the world around the moon? There was a foreign-born Nigerian in the list. That one enter voicemail?

Our leaders will rather die than do this. Don’t compare.

Skit.

Their blood dey hot. Situation never reach like that yet. Small shooting of which no politician collect, na him them wan declare emergency? What will happen if militants become disgruntled again? E mean Rivers go become no-go area.

One guy I met said the journey is not as hard as people feel. You’re given twenty litres of water for four days. You move during the night and rest during the day. Your only fear comes in the form of raiders who patrol the desert, looking for migrants to imprison. If you can avoid them, your dinghy waits at the end of the ordeal. Do not drown or get thrown overboard by evil white men.

What will she bring to the table?

He probably foresaw all the challenges he would face regarding monthly pensions. There is also the angle of him catching a terminal disease. I know that makes poor people kick the bucket willingly. Who knows? Every man get him problems. His came to an end.

Meat for the masses.

Those ignorantly consuming the Monsanto variants are here typing rubbish. May poor education not be our children’s portion in Jesus name, amen. Like the men I worked with who swore they’d never eat pig meat. They loved pork with every fibre of their being. I didn’t have the heart to tell them the truth.

Good. Life continues.

Poor man pikin go always collect when politicians dey do drama. E no go ever reach their side or their children. This same thing happened to a relative decades ago. Today he is forgotten and life goes on. Whoever murdered him must have either gone the same way or is in prison today. That political boy on Nairaland is silent. He sef dey fear to collect.

Drama. Nothing dey touch these ones. Na one idiot wey swear say he go die for politicians dey always collect. Poor man dey suffer, poor man dey defend politicians, poor man mama dey cry after them fall am over politicians.

Good to know.

Many of the comments here are from non-Rivers residents. Funny.

Until she causes a car accident.

FuckOsuPigs:
An inconsequential riffraff who suddenly emerged from oblivion. We don't know you here...and soon, you'll be on your way back to oblivion...this time till eternity.

ROFLMAO. E pain this bingo wella.

Funflipper:
Exactly. Americans only listen to the remixed version of the song because of selena gomez.

For Nigerian standard, the song still no sweet.

This boy, small small, don open eye. He knows the benefits of featuring on a song. Sha, it was how he blew so I don’t blame him for wanting more. The shoes Davido gift am, nko? Them no reach? All he should do is gather enough foreign currency to pump into his restaurant. When he finally fades — which he surely will — he can open other ventures to live off.

1. She should make noise for me. I don’t care about whoever is in power.

2. She should arm-twist her governor. He’s the one she should face. That one can make noise on her behalf towards Tinubu. He can also link her up with employment of any sort so she’ll leave the internet.

3. If in a rural location, face her local government chairman. That one will escalate whatever her matter is.

4. The president has bigger issues on his mind that one woman’s problems. Senators, LG chairmen, mayors, commissioners and youth representatives are the ones who should speak for her. At the very least, they’ll open the floor for her opinions.

Na today? I knew since 2009.

How was he discovered? I hope it wasn’t nosy boys who followed his movements and peeped through the window. If his unfortunate partner screamed for help, I would understand.

Super mid song. Selena Gomez is the only reason I listen to it. Congratulations to Rema anyway. It is not easy. Nigeria on the map once again.


My patience paid off. There are friends of moderators whose topics always make front page. Let me use this chance to curse the bingos who it’ll pain that I stole the first-to-comment position. In the same way I came here before you, I will succeed in life so I can watch you animals languish in poverty. Shit-eating mongrels.

Wasn’t the guy killed? Did the girl do a hookup transaction with him?