₦airaland Forum

If you believe it’s fake, stay home. Better to be left in unending uncertainty than endless regret.

Oyibo people do it. Na normal thing. My former supervisor who was once a seafarer told tales of white men getting drunk, beating up a Nigerian worker or two and then throwing the weakened person/people overboard. They always laughed that nobody would believe the blacks if reported and claimed the person had an accidental slip in the dead of night. This was before cameraphones were a thing. The early 90s.

Remember Jumoke?

fergie001:
She stopped football years ago.

Was in the school 11 at AOCOED, then fainted at the Co-Ed games, doctor's advice, hypertension....leave it!

Years ago sha

She can never go wrong with a gym membership. She should clean up her diet and get in shape.

For a fan of a sport, she sure doesn’t know the way to a gym.

Four year old story. Dead Nairaland.

Onila, let me give you more topics for threads.

“This woman at the market inflated prices. Why?”

“My aunty said long nails don’t wash my shookoo well.” (You’ve actually opened this before)

“My body acts funny when I see this attractive man.”

“I am getting too fat. Help!”

“White people smell like dogs. Why is this?”

“Is Nigeria still a zoo? I’m thinking of coming back.”

Africa na face-anywhere-them-slap-you. There was Father’s Day two months ago. I don’t know which country’s. We observed it. There is one today. We’ll observe it. Two more will take place in the future for other countries, we’ll observe them. We don’t have our own official Father’s Day. SMH. The same with black history month. There are four of those yearly. At least we don’t observe that one.

Tell us what you heard about it.

Congratulations to her. May the union last long.

NSNO:
Ilamina, don't you think it's best if you open a thread in the diary section to share your thoughts instead of all these?

You're just exposing yourself to ridicule.

I mentioned it once. I think she (if it’s even a female) enjoys seeing contributions to her (if it’s even a female) threads — regardless of comment type. Somebody alluded that the same person runs this account and mamagee3. I honestly believe so.

Good for them.

I did not read.

Burna Boy; a true story of opportunity meeting preparation. Nice one to him. His quality of music never changed all through the years.

There’s no way the company won’t run at a loss. Let’s see how long he can keep this up.

I never knew.

It’s not this bad. He should stop lying.

LOL.

I want details of the so called prizes she just received.

Onila, your cup go soon full.

Life continues.

Why are women wicked like this? Na wa.

I’ve been asking when the holiday will start. I always assumed Sallah was after a month of fasting. It was just on Thursday I heard fasting started. Sha, I’m not a Muslim. I’ll learn when I have friends from the religion.

Both adults.

That looks like AI. I don’t believe.

A small number. It will be rectified.

The only place people take his write-ups serious.

Get a team to read them. A three hundred person team will run through everything in less than an hour.


Poverty has really destroyed the minds of Nigerian youths. Those who are busy running the job of trolling for the government don’t believe hundreds of people can be employed for a single role. Na only one person dey build house? Make una show me where e happen. So far money exists to pay, people will do almost any job on earth.