₦airaland Forum

One thing I hate about Africans is, we know how to consume, we have no clue how to produce. This thing na curse we get from time. When our forefathers ate birds, rats and snakes, no one thought up the idea of rearing the creatures. I’ve heard and read of these seasonal termites since I was a little boy. It’s 2024 and nobody has created a means to farm them despite the testament of their delicious taste. God (if real) really build oyibos differently.

The truth is, the anthem will not be reversed for the next seven years. We as a people find the matter innocuous. If it does change after Tinubu’s administration, that will leave millions of young Nigerians yearning for a return to what they were comfortable with. The man’s plan will be achieved. I read a comment on YouTube where a Gen X individual mentioned he was in primary three when the old one was changed. He claimed to pray it would revert in his lifetime. He celebrated Tinubu’s “achievement” despite the fact that he had no need to recite any version of national anthems.

He will be replaced.

“Lagos no be Edo.” Of course, e no fit be. What a dump.

She think say na beans, ROFLMAO.

It was what they grew up with. Only Boomers know that useless anthem. Now they want to force it on Gen Z and Alpha. Gen X and Millennials will stick to what they know. Nigeria’s Silent Generation grew up without schools or anthems due to colonialism. Those ones are exempt from the national anthem debacle.

Everybody knows this. She’s said nothing. The people who laugh at those who pray for a burning building to quench burst into prayers if somebody suffers a heart attack. The worst are those who pray for the economy to fix itself or Boko Haram to disappear.

If she wanted to feel better in her skin, gyms are 30k monthly. I’ve heard of many deaths via BBL surgery. I’ve heard of less than a handful of deaths from visiting a gym. If she die, she no deserve my R.I.P.

Probably inexperienced in the act. If not for oyibo movies, many Nigerians would not know what kisses were.

Is she too broke to fence the compound?

1. She’s too old to make demands.

2. She’ll cheat on him with a stingy man.

3. One can smell the poverty in the statement. Those who have nothing to offer make the highest demands.

Is this his first imprisonment or his supposed second?

Lol. Everybody believes the grass is greener until they cross the fence.

Their first mission when joining the bank is going to visit prisons to show how they’ll end if caught stealing. Well, the money is too tempting to look away from. Their bosses do the same, they have legal names and procedures to cover their tracks.

His final rest. Sleep on, John Okafor. You will be missed.

Please, we should ensure to take care of ourselves; physically, mentally and otherwise. The man suffered from diabetes. He claimed every flare up was the work of evil-doers. Who had the last laugh now if those people really existed? Sha, no crying over spilled milk. We should all learn from his experience.

Impressive. Thanks to military training. Which kind of text speak was reported there? Such indiscipline.

Opps vs opps. I’m not in the system so I can’t say who’s lying. Proof is needed.

If guys really chased you, you won’t be here typing rubbish. Nairaland is for chimpanzees.

What’s the opposite of no again?

Story story.

Fire on. I’m behind them. They should shut down the nation to achieve it. The money is there. If the country cannot achieve it, there can never be too many oil workers. Train youths to work in oil fields.

Funny how some bingos on Nairaland are against the situation. I swear, suffering is ingrained in the black man’s DNA. When all you know from birth is how to suffer, you unconsciously start fighting any means aimed at making life more tolerable.

I don’t know those things and have never seen them before. Sha, na these kind random fruits or vegetables dey contain plenty benefits for human body. Let me Google the name and find out.

Stupid assumption. How belle take relate to down below? Stomach acid go dissolve that thing immediately. I would have believed if smooth skin or ease of digestion was the reason. Anything else is rubbish unbacked by science.

All these plenty talk for one person? ROFLMAO. I don too old to type heaven and earth for person birthday. Happy Birthday dey more than enough. If the person no like am, make he hug transformer.

I don’t know her.

I don’t pick sides in any war I don’t understand. I’ve read the report, I’ve noted it, now I’m on my way to perform routine tasks.

Didn’t she do it a while ago? Anyway, pour am water, she go wake.

However, in a short video on her official Instagram page on Saturday, Adebayo revealed the news that the woman had taken her own life.

Lies. She stated this to kill all forms of discussion on the topic. Broke, unemployed people on social media can make random things go viral. I bet it happened due to the taboo nature of the interview.

The one wey funny pass na that mugu wey claim she sleep with dog two years ago. She still no blow. She try two more stunts since then and nobody still sabi am. When village people swear on person matter, e hard to change am.

Lie lie children too full Nairaland. I suppose use better cane flog una.

I can’t contribute because we have no independent breweries in the country. Also, what are IPAs? That’s more of a Caucasian normality.

It should be legalized to stop people going to prison unfairly. Criminals prefer other drugs to get high off before committing felonies.