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#Jonzing. ChatGPT gave me ten. No need to click the link.

I don’t trust that URL.

Ezmans:
imo ibo change there name to yekini

This is bait.

Yet they claim alcohol is forbidden in their religion. I will rather drink my beer then sleep rather than ingest harder substances.

The country we’re in makes it difficult to pinpoint if he’s a real or fake officer.

Them fit don kill am claim say he escape. I no trust Nigerians.

Zonefree:
They relocated few months ago.

Children born abroad with no plan of ever visiting their homeland are not worthy to be a topic for discussion.

Now, in a Nigerian state where everyone speaks Ijaw, what benefit would a Yoruba speaker enjoy?

Na wetin government tell me I go believe. I’m still waiting for the positive effect it’ll have on Nigerians.

Zonefree:
Being born abroad is not a yardstick not to learn or speak your native language.

Nwanyiocha(a swiss citizen) taught her children how to speak and understand Igbo language even before they relocated back to Nigeria.

They relocated. Now, I ask again, children born abroad with no plan of ever visiting the country — what do they need their native language for?

JAMB never knack this one.

Zonefree:
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Slavery mentality.

Teach your kids your native language first before other languages.

What of a case where they were born abroad. Who will they speak it with apart from family members? How will it aid their interactions with white people?

It was a success after all. In the same way Hollywood broadcasts the white man’s ways worldwide, Starlink is doing the same. Many of the fears seem unfounded, but I see truth to them. What baffles me the most is how a likely non-English speaking tribe adjusted to the white man’s internet in a short timespan.

The title is wrong. It should be car wash owner not car washer. Dude should’ve paid for business school before attempting such. We were taught that many businesses break even after ten years. One with potential gives signs somewhere around the first year.

So far nobody died. Human lives are irreplaceable.

Good. The Cee-C who came for All Stars was not the same woman who appeared in 2018. She was a cheap imitation of the real deal. Sha, Venita fine. Her trashy personality is the only dealbreaker.

Under-twenty year old boys and men with low self esteem glorify these brothers. I’m yet to see a benefit they’ve contributed to the world.

She should pick a struggle. She can’t mix both jobs. If she was a customer care agent or hotel waitress, nobody would care. I will never understand why female teachers have high libidos. Their male counterparts must face the same.

It’s no longer a secret if I post it here.

You go dey one place dey imagine about the world. Travel, you no wan hear. Sha, loneliness is real. Lock yourself inside your bedroom. Don’t come out and talk to real people.

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How e take concern me?

E still dey pain OP say hours he for spend dey troll Nairaland waste into labour. Go and find a job. Bum!

This picture will appear in one of those morbid threads that weird children on Reddit create.

These sort of threads are attendance sheets for the JSS 3 and jambite members of the forum. They are always full because this platform is populated with under-20 year olds.

1. I no understand the story.

2. Rita Dominic is bored to dig out an old tweet for whatever reason. Her guy don tire for the dry, old kpekus.

The battery life is all I care for. Battery technology today is a lot better than the late nineties. Twenty-fours at the very least. No compromises expected.

They’ve been doing such for years. Nothing new.

JSS 2 topic. All those millennials who penned this sort of threads in 2005 - 2014 don turn mommies and daddies today. I hope they’re cringing from how foolish the topics appear.

Leo Messi doesn’t drink that bullsh¡t. His name is only used in marketing it. Sportsmen don’t drink energy drinks. They consume water. Water plus sugar at most. Don’t forget natural fruit juices. Branded beverages containing god knows what are for ignorant plebeians.