₦airaland Forum

Original fuel, I guess.

Fake news. Phishing site.

Attention seeking skit-ician.

The only sport Nigerians know is soccer. Cursed human beings.

This one is like Onila aka Ilamina. One day he’ll say something, another day he’ll oppose himself. On the seventh day, he’ll come to terms and agree with his old opinions only to rubbish them a fortnight later. I pity his followers. He makes for good entertainment, though.

GSM. A lukewarm global image compared to the white man’s steady barrage of “regime, regime, regime.”

That is a monitor lizard. They are good pets. Komodo dragons are nasty creatures. She’ll catch an infection if she tries that.

You cannot make drastic changes, you’ll always fall back to default behaviour. Make your changes slow and steady, you’ll stick to them in the long run. Eat a meal in the morning, snack in the afternoon and eat at night. With time, you’ll be able to skip the snack and run on only two meals. If you brute-force 1 - 0 - 1, you’ll run back to your old eating schedule.

I don’t know her. ROFLMAO.

She couldn’t live without him.

Anal sex is more or less agreed. That was sodomy. Jail the bastard for twenty-six years.

Nikki Haley is a troll. Why is anyone giving her the time of the day?

Money changed hands. Tinubu understands the game.

One of his slave masters.

immortalcrown:
You don't know how business runs. Nairaland does not need to advertise itself because it is already known by the public.

Proof?

I know less than a handful of people in total who’ve heard of the site. I’m the only person who frequently visits it in my friends group. Others give it a glance, hiss and go on their way.

Rebuke:
What about first day at work?

There is something called training. The military does it, why shouldn’t this job?

It’s hypocritical. Nobody has seen or heard of a Nairaland advert. Why should I trust the forum to make me money if I buy ad space? Nobody new comes here. It is always the same twenty trolls with thousands of accounts.

Not my concern.

Zero skill needed. After a while, you build some. Her future husband should enjoy because — like exercise — continuous copulation builds physical stamina.

Good.

Them no dey sweat under that headpiece? Na wa.

Maybe they were killing cows. That’s the quickest means rulers use in slaughtering livestock. It serves the purpose of testing firearms while neutralizing five or six large animals successively. One would require four butchers instead of eight needed to slaughter a few healthy bulls.

Easy job. Most animals know who brings food and hardly attack the person. The money made from the sale of one crocodile’s skin will cover many expenses. Really dangerous jobs are offshore. This job is beans compared to the military where life means nothing.

What is he complaining about? You can tell he’s jobless on a regular day. If he set 1,000 Naira per subscriber or whatever he’s looking for, Nigerians will complain. He of all people knows the kind of country he came from. He should shut up and face his international hustle. The truth results in nothing in Africa. We read it, get entertained then move on.

Either a flat chest or death. Pick one. I know which I’ll go for. Easy decision.

Oyibo news. I enjoyed looking at the pictures. Next!

AdultsConnectio:
A Single Nigerian Woman Who Has Never Married Before

She is lying. I can feel it in my bones. Let’s hope this isn’t a Yahoo boy being mischievous.

is in search of A Tall Man Between The Age of 35 to 40 Years For Marriage.

She is not in a position to be selective. Beggars aren’t choosers despite everyone having a preference.

The Man Should Have A Job of His Own.

Still, not in a position to choose.

She's Also Independent And Has A Job of Her Own Too.

Most men don’t care. Beauty is our first standard when choosing. Men should be falling head over heels for Oprah Winfrey if success was a criteria. Such isn’t the case.

If You Are Widowed; You Can Still Apply.

Another reason why I’m 100% sure she was married before.

Note: Only Serious Men Who Are Ready To Get Married Should Contact Us.

We Will Provide You With More Information As You Reach Out.

Who is “us?” Who are “we?” Fear dey catch am to run things independently?

I’m shocked at the idea that there’s still money in Yahoo when oyibos are quick to sensitize their people on fraud schemes. They aren’t like us who’d rather die with useful knowledge. They think more of the collective.