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Alphamale2017:
chai , how i go take buy my private jet now .

Seek ye first the kingdom of God and His righteousness and all other things shall be added unto you(matt 6:33)

Zdoh:
You are also a lesbian!

He be like say you sef don high o, you read the thread at-all?

Alphamale2017:
E remain to pay ur offering abi u nor wan make i fly private jet and build my own university , u can pay to lala , he is the head usher, he will pass the bowl to u. I know these nairaland girls will come for my head for the other comment i made. I never see them since this evening. Make somebody make post about broke guys na, lol cc safiaa

Because your intentions are ulterior i no go come your church with offering and i go carry my tithe go give daddy G.O.....As for your later comment, only the guilty ones will quote you.

cruchenuti:
Nairaland is my comedy central. But let me just be serious today and help you.


She doesn't care about you because she thinks you are not worth it. You must learn to accept this and move on.
You also need to understand that she has a right not to love you.

Your love for her does not matter at all. This is reality of life. Pick yourself up and move.

You can "make" someone love you but you can't force someone to love you...


N:B...The key words there are "make" and "force", meaning, the op still have hope if he plays/throws his dice well.

DaddySLY:
one of life's most cruel jokes on us bro... it'll pass...

You no dey try lai lai.

How much are you gon pay if i make you find your way into her heart and perhaps panties?

Alphamale2017:
he probably never saw jesus face to face while jesus was on earth but he thought other disciples who even listened to the word from the mouth of jesus, they saw and walked with christ and he had more knowledge than the oda because of his passion and education , peter was a fisherman maybe that explains why the book of first and second peter were short and just a few pages, sometimes ur knowledge level can affect ur delivery, even when u really know about the topic. Example, if u want to read about "grace" which is the crux of the new testament then u have to read apst paul's epistle, he explained it better than some of the oda disciples. this shows why someone who prays for 5min and studies hard for an exam will likely score higher than someone who blasted in tongues for 3 hours but didnt open a single page of the book, because in the sight of God, knowledge has the same power as prayer, this goes to those nairaland girls who attends church 5 times a week when the begin to approach 30yrs, thinking that is what will bring the rich dude who will propose in a private jet , dont be suprised when u see one small girl getting married to the kind of man u slay queens dream of , u have becomee so spiritual to the point of forgetting to work on ur wack minset about relationship, while u were attending church 5 times a week U FORGOT TO WORK ON URSELF, in the sight of God knowledge has the same power as prayer, gracias,

You don preach the whole bible finish na, wetin remain again.

Alphamale2017:
yea. Becos apst paul really wrote alot of epistles, it was funny and correct

Yes, esp the book of acts, romans and corinthians....nigga go school well and he read law...one of my best characters in the bible.

Alphamale2017:
hahahahah madman

Is it that funny

One of my best lawn tenis player in the female category.

Bumbae1:
Will visit sha once i touch down

Currently where are you abode??

Bumbae1:
Its like everyone is PH whats there seff
Never been there

You really missing if you nahh in ph ciry...Grooving here and there.

Mcheews, she created thread and deraiLed it herself....just now wey you join nl you don dey give out your no, smh.

Fmartin:
did u read the title at all? i create topics on nairaland to utilise my free time. dnt tink otherwise bro

Owkay, he go trend.

Bumbae1:
Ontop so money don land how we go share am

Just been in and out light work today so a bit free .. just on my way out

Wow, wish yua in ph woulda come take yhu owt...Btw, yhu got kiLLer curves.

Fmartin:
will i get alert if it trend? rubbish

Hehehehe, why you con create the thread then.

Bumbae1:
Enter where after u go talk say i dey talk too much Make i no even reply u seff
Hope u cool

I 've been ontop of ma qame since mawninq...And wbu.

Bumbae1:
Bet y dont u guys wanna rest ni

UntiL we enter there we shaLL never Rest.

This thread will never trend.

Bumbae1:
Whats wrong with the woman being the rich one
Shebi na same thing

Everything is fvckingly wrong.

mhisbliss:
maybe you haven't met someone you really liked

Really like ke?, not even love sef...i don't waste time on any girl.

mhisbliss:
have you ever had to go extra mile just to get someone to date you?

Share your experience

No bashing or rude comments please

You gimmie hard time, i move dafvck on

Monaco athletico to graze basel .

Erngie:
Capital NO. If he so wants you around he should get married to you asap. Don't wife any man without a ring

So, to you wearing a ring always means you are married?

In one sentence....let your intentions and motives be known to her from the onset and you would 've saved yourself from having to read this apostle paul's kinda epistle to the church in ephesus.

No 2 is so totally out of the context....there's a song by culture one stone named, " tell me where you get your bread mr sluggard", and bible also emphasized on how poverty will hit you when you love sleep...i don't understand what you are talking about at that point no 2 op.

Ok, 'em' ladies come to his aid and unflinch him with the kinda perf he can buy for his gf.

Hmmm, just too lazy to type a long epistle this morning, but i think you don't really need to be a "talkative" to date any girl....all you need is the right approach at the right time and with the right words, plus the right atmosphere and you are good to go.....



Might modify when i'm more relaxed but have the aforementioned at the back of your mind first.

Hmmm.

prynsex:
i need better explanation of why romanceland thread dont make frontpage
no insult please

Who told you that threads here don't make fp?