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MrCork:
...i think soneone can catch depppresion & high blood pressure if babe reject you!

MrCork:
...i think soneone can catch depppresion & high blood pressure if babe reject you!

Fabulocity:
Nope. Worse shıt happens

Laveda:
You thought..not sure

DrSage:
loool,I b faithful pesin oo

Laveda:
Why the face?

Laveda:
Now this is funny Even if I am, how's that your business?

swemzkid:
in one word which fans are u?

Gidoka:
EXAMINATION QUESTION PAPER Time: 2Hrs 30MINS INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS. ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS. 1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks) 2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks) 3. (For Boys) You’re dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks) (B-) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks) 4. You are dating other peoples’ sisters yet you don’t want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks) 5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 350k. Your daughter who is awaiting UME result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 350k. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks) 6. (For girls) You’re a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks) 7. You can’t give your wife 1k for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10k in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your ‘stupidity’, take π=3.142(20 marks)

Laveda:
My favourite Nairalander isn't a male
I'll pass

ronald4lif:
Pal, I'm not religious so your questions aren't applicable to me. For the purpose of argument if you have any substantial evidence that hell and heaven exist please bring them forth or hold your peace. Cheers!

Julietcutie:
fine fine urs

Julietcutie:
fine fine urs

zinachidi:
pls what time is man utd vs Southampton?

zinachidi:
pls what time is man utd vs Southampton?

zinachidi:
pls what time is man utd vs Southampton?

greatme2good:
Many guys say sorry that I know. unless u are taking from experience though.

Julietcutie:
tnks dear

swemzkid:
guy wat u jst typed is a pack of confusion

Julietcutie:
lol its my nature to defend frnds or family as long as der r ryt ...nd if it wer me its no biggie admitting it

ZeeAfrica:
He says one day he passed me walking home, then he turned back,packed and walked behind me, without my knowledge.he saw which house i was entering,bt he did not say anything to me, he just pretended to b a passer by. He says the following day he checked de time he saw me on our first day, and he still walked behind me, still without my knowledge. Den de 3rd day, he now came to walk wit me, pretended to b on de same route as i was. He made small take, i was friendly, and he says he liked dat. For a few days it was de same routine. Him walkin wit me, and pretending as if passing my home was part of my route. One of those days, it was on a friday, he asked me wat i was doin dat saterday, he i told him i was just gona chill at home. He invited me out for a movie.i accepted, after de movie we went for ice cream and just took a walk. He was a very shy person, and he says it took guts for him on dat day, to let me know dat he was falling in love with me and asked if he in an could start dating. His exact word wer ' zee, i am realy realy falling in love with u. I dnt know how to put dis, bt i wud really b a happy man if u wud be my woman''. I was also begining to like him,bt i ddnt want to seem cheap, so i did a little shakara, he softly begged like a gentlement, and i accepted. De rest is history. Approach is everything my brother, and approach also determines de kind of respect de girl wil give to u in de relationship,

Julietcutie:
he is wicked too

DrSage:
Maybe he never really loved the girl irrespective of her endowment. But if he once did, then I think the guy is under a curse

Adebowaletunji:
if u think otherwise check my profile pics and tell me who's prettier than me..
am single sha but not searching at the moment

mallimillz:
so u mean I can't get her?:

swemzkid:
why u dey shame 4 ur club na