₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,327,134 members, 8,429,474 topics. Date: Thursday, 18 June 2026 at 11:07 PM

Toggle theme

Firstking01's Posts

Nairaland ForumFirstking01's ProfileFirstking01's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 (of 642 pages)

RomanceRe: My Bestie Is Always Jealous When She Sees Me With Another Girl. by firstking01(m): 11:04am On Mar 20, 2017
Abegi, get serious with the new girl and forget about the other girl...she wanna tie you down while she flirts and fvcks around in imo, i hope she's not in nekede shocked??, fear girls in that school...this comment from her, "all of you guys are the same" means she's been fvcking right another guy in school...just set things right with the new girl, my take.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Very Poisonous Green Snake Killed This Morning by firstking01(m): 10:06am On Mar 20, 2017
sexyjuly:
grin
Hallo.
RomanceRe: He Invited You Over, But He Lives Upstairs! by firstking01(m): 7:43am On Mar 20, 2017
browniex:
That's how they build houses in portharcourt now,so distasteful.
That's an ikwerre landlord for you...they will build a flat and rent it out but go to the boys quaters and live with their family.
RomanceRe: He Invited You Over, But He Lives Upstairs! by firstking01(m): 7:40am On Mar 20, 2017
YourWife:
He said he lives upstairs... What would u do?
And that's you on your dpundecided
CrimeRe: Young Secondary Schoolgirl Dies From Abortion (Photos) by firstking01(m): 7:36am On Mar 20, 2017
axeman2:
ZIP UP SAY NO TO SEX BEFORE MARRAIGE.. BABA GOD ABEG GIVE HER A SECOND CHANCE.
NO repentance in the grave.
RomanceRe: Why Do The Ugly Ones Have The Most Say? by firstking01(m): 7:34am On Mar 20, 2017
Stupid postundecided
RomanceRe: Guys, If She Possesses Any Of These Traits, Pls Take Her To Your Moma Asap. by firstking01(op): 7:31am On Mar 20, 2017
Mojoy88:
I don't know if she is aware. I try as much as possible keep my love for her to myself. I don't want her to break her relationship because of me.
Then i'd advice you channel that love to someone else that's readily available for you.
RomanceRe: 10 Funny Facts That Describe Nairalanders' Real Life Identity by firstking01(m): 9:22pm On Mar 19, 2017
humilitypays:
#FACT 1: 
Any female nairalander always talking about handsome guys, hot guys, asking/rating guys' cute photos and obsessed about how handsome a guy looks is ugly in real life or not so attractive physically!

Supporting reason: most pretty girls don't usually like handsome guys, and also most handsome guys don't droll much over pretty ladies, they are mostly attracted to a lady's success, sadly.‎

‎#FACT 2:
Any male nairalander always castigating unemployed ladies or preaches 'don't date or marry a broke/jobless lady' is definitely broke in real life!

Supporting reason: most broke, unambitious and lazy guys prefer to date working class or rich ladies because they want easy way to financial success!

#FACT 3:
‎Any female nairalander that is always talking about sex, intimacy and highly-intimate related things is mostly likely a virgin in real life, have very minute experience about sex and probably below 24yrs.

#FACT 4:
Any male nairalander always talking about luxury cars, if he is not a car blogger, he is broke and have no car and probably fantasizing about owning a car one day.

#FACT 5:
Any nairalander always giving dating and relationship advice is most likely single and lonely in real life, please help them out by showing them love.

#FACT 6:
Any nairalander who frequents the literature section is mostly likely a nerd and also an introvert.

#FACT 7:
Any female nairalander always changing her dp with sexy photos taken in very fine and luxury environments is most likely a runs girl, and also unemployed and bored, if you are a rich male nairalander‎, go for her!

#FACT 8:
Any male nairalander always arguing and commenting on politics section is a political fanatics, unemployed/under-employed, currently not doing well financially and seeking for political connection to get through in life. 

#FACT 9:
Any popular nairalander that is not a mod is most like unemployed, under-employed and have lots of free time to play. Don't expect much if you are meeting them in real life, lower your expectation physically, financially, otherwise.

#FACT 10:
Any female nairalander always visiting the romance section is either single/lonely, heartbroken or in an unhappy relationship. And any female nairalander always on the family session is either divorced, in an abusive/unhappy marriage or having marital issues, please help them with encouraging words if you can.‎
That no 5 is too obvious on nairaland.
RomanceRe: Friend-zone OR Let Go ? by firstking01(m): 9:17pm On Mar 19, 2017
I don't gerrit, how can a girl pass the night in your house and you still term it friendzone??.
EducationRe: The Nigerian University With The Most Corrupt Lecturers? by firstking01(m):
Dunno but i 've heard so much derogatory remarks about unical lecturers.
EducationRe: Sad!!! Lautech Final Year Student Commits Suicide Days To Exams (photo) by firstking01(m): 3:54pm On Mar 19, 2017
Buhari and his generation unborn will know no peace...stupid and useless sets of idiots...all they know is to rape and force an 11 year old girl into marriage, idiots.



Quote me in favour of buhari you become the biggest idiotundecided
EducationRe: 7 Rare Fact About "Pioneer" University Of Ibadan by firstking01(m): 3:49pm On Mar 19, 2017
......
RomanceRe: Which Of This Hot Girls Will You Love To Date ? by firstking01(m): 3:00pm On Mar 19, 2017
embarassed
RomanceRe: Guys, If She Possesses Any Of These Traits, Pls Take Her To Your Moma Asap. by firstking01(op): 2:41pm On Mar 19, 2017
lanicky:
..

I wish you same.....
Hope you been cool amidst school pursuits??
RomanceRe: I Regret Been Handsome by firstking01(m): 2:39pm On Mar 19, 2017
Peeps complain over nonsense things in life, so, is this a problemundecided
RomanceRe: If Am A Girl,a New Bf Brings Condom,on Our 1st Night,i'll Feel Bad,cos It. by firstking01(m): 1:58pm On Mar 19, 2017
Your Typings.
RomanceRe: Guys, If She Possesses Any Of These Traits, Pls Take Her To Your Moma Asap. by firstking01(op): 1:57pm On Mar 19, 2017
pesinfada:
UBA

2089417805

thanks
You are welcomeembarassed
RomanceRe: I Miss This Forum So Much...what Do You Like About Nairaland? by firstking01(m): 1:56pm On Mar 19, 2017
L0velyn:
not finding this forum funny anymore.... embarassed It has lost its purpose, kiddos af taking over
undecided
RomanceRe: Guys, If She Possesses Any Of These Traits, Pls Take Her To Your Moma Asap. by firstking01(op): 1:54pm On Mar 19, 2017
lanicky:
You're welcome smiley
Happy sunday hungrin
RomanceRe: Guys, If She Possesses Any Of These Traits, Pls Take Her To Your Moma Asap. by firstking01(op): 1:49pm On Mar 19, 2017
pesinfada:
hahahaha

OK transfer your money come my account na
Drop your acct details.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Christian Couple's Pre-Wedding Photos by firstking01(m): 1:47pm On Mar 19, 2017
Nne5:
Wow.
Cool.

Natural hair is the best finally.

To the 'no yansh no boobs' crew above,her husband likes her that way.Besides there's more to life than yanshes and boobs.
Hmmm, you get 'em' nyash and boobs?
RomanceRe: Nigerian Christian Couple's Pre-Wedding Photos by firstking01(m): 1:44pm On Mar 19, 2017
God's ordained, i think...may God bless them fruitfully ijn...amen.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Christian Couple's Pre-Wedding Photos by firstking01(m): 1:44pm On Mar 19, 2017
RomanceRe: Guys, Is This Too Much Thighs On A Woman Or You Men Like This? (photos) by firstking01(m): 1:42pm On Mar 19, 2017
A big turn off
RomanceRe: What Do You Think? Could She Be Lying To Me Or Not.advice Please by firstking01(m): 1:40pm On Mar 19, 2017
Non-sense, just so you wanna know if your gf is a virgin or not that's why you made me read this long poosad.
RomanceRe: Am I Sexy by firstking01(m): 1:33pm On Mar 19, 2017
shinarlaura:
I don't know how they called it in English grin
How's it called in your dialet?
RomanceRe: A Guy Beats Up His Girlfriend After She Caught Him In Bed With Another Woman by firstking01(m): 1:08pm On Mar 19, 2017
Chelsea fan, na their way.
RomanceRe: Only Boys Will Understand by firstking01(m): 1:05pm On Mar 19, 2017
We are there opgrin
RomanceRe: Am I Sexy by firstking01(m): 1:04pm On Mar 19, 2017
shinarlaura:
Lol
What's that on your head??
RomanceRe: Am I Sexy by firstking01(m): 12:54pm On Mar 19, 2017
shinarlaura:
Hahahahaha. She is just there.
Your looks tho.
RomanceRe: Guys, If She Possesses Any Of These Traits, Pls Take Her To Your Moma Asap. by firstking01(op): 12:51pm On Mar 19, 2017
lanicky:
Firstking01, a lady can't possess all of those traits.. And mind you some ladies can pretend just to get what they want..immediately you take them to the alter, they'll unleash the karishika in them.

Wait a min, did you say no make-up, sexy dress and all... Bros come, deeper life church no too far from here o.. Goan choose your choice. tongue

Lol.. Nice thread BTW. smiley
Thanks dearsmiley
Christianity EtcRe: Is Jesus Christ God? by firstking01(m): 11:03am On Mar 19, 2017
adepeter26:
No undecided tell me
Ok, i'd leave you to your fate cool.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 (of 642 pages)