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mizquote:
yes

hope u ain't guilty.

mizquote:
because it takes two to tango.

is dat all u 've got to say to defend yasef

Funminicrown:
Op, get yourself ready for the bashing..... They will soon come and yab you and shy away from the truth..am off.

anygal dat will come and bash d op is sooo fuckin guilty.

KashyBaby:
Eh hen....

dis one is already salivating...endtime gals everywhere.

Jolllyjoy:
Scratch your to...to too

ur too raw for my liking

mizquote:
I have a friend who is also a school mate and my senior.. he's in 500l while I'm in 400l from different dept though..

he has a very very very disgusting habit which is 'scratching of his ba.lls'.
whenever we re together maybe discussing or joking he unconsciously dips his hand into his trouser and begins scratching his b'alls

I hate that with a fury passion and I sometimes feels like puking.. he doesn't seem to understand my countenance.

I don't eat from him or shake him, I feel so uncomfortable when he does that and embarrassed because my attention wud be on wat his doing..

what do I do?
shd I tell him?
how will I say it?

have u called his attention to it b4?

mizquote:
input another name.

asap.

kay29000:
I don't like the social media girlfriends...always putting their business in everyone's face. I love me the number 10 type though...the playful girlfriend. That's the type I am currently looking for.

guys are always looking for gfs, and gals are neva single, so, who r d gals dating ni

donTbone:
I sabi run oooooo
sabi run pass xmas fowl sef

ahk, lets keep our fingers crossed.

Jolllyjoy:
Happy new month to misspicy, firstking01,aminat508,oyind17, dexica,montezz,halfrica,naijaboiy,cutehector,profojah,qatarplayboy, mrcork,toseyn2much,ipledge,stfuareyougod,yourmain,ssoftapple,durrent,omotayor123,laveda,prettythicksme,estharfabian,mrspyhno,


and a host of others too numerous to mention

mawning....

jonaifame22:
get out of ma thread don't make me do dis

i hate exchanging words wit ppl.

mizquote:
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Mehnn, ur almost still searching for everytin. If ur still new here like me, u continue to lie low and play on low keys untill ur used to vibes here. Dats wat m doing @d moment. My advice tho, its nt by force dat u take it.

Must i comment?

U always open unnecessary threads, must u open threads on erriliru tin dat pops up in ur mind?, u shud knw dat gals are wired to be jealous in nature...dey are emotional in nature.....

U always open unnecessary threads, must u open threads on erriliru tin dat pops up in ur mind?, u shud knw dat gals are wired to be jealous in nature...dey are emotional in nature.

jesussaves22:
For attempting to kiss your sister please look for poison and take. You deserve death. Die die die. You are the most stuuupid idiot I have noticed. Abomination

ur statement does nt replicate ur moniker. Hope ur nt an hypocrite?

Op, relocate, yes, look for a way and relocate, so u guys wnt be seeing each other. Btw, u both are stewpid i swear.

Decker:
The first question you need to ask your self is why she isn't picking your calls.
In my opinion, she isn't picking your calls for either of these reasons:

1. She is annoyed with you.
2. She is busy and can't pick your calls because it's a distraction.
3. She still likes you, but you are pestering her with too much calls and she is tired of it.
4. She is tired of you and the relationship.

If the problem is the first, then stop calling her and go to where she lives and apologize directly to her.

If it's the second, you wait and call her when she is less busy.

If it's the third, stop calling her all the time and give her some breathing space.

If it's the fourth, talk things out with her and understand your stance in your relationship. If she says she doesn't want you anymore, just simply move on.

bravo,,,,u don finish work here na,,,no mind those mumu bitches above me, over dumbness dey worry dem sha......

Decker:
The first question you need to ask your self is why she isn't picking your calls.
In my opinion, she isn't picking your calls for either of these reasons:

1. She is annoyed with you.
2. She is busy and can't pick your calls because it's a distraction.
3. She still likes you, but you are pestering her with too much calls and she is tired of it.
4. She is tired of you and the relationship.

If the problem is the first, then stop calling her and go to where she lives and apologize directly to her.

If it's the second, you wait and call her when she is less busy.

If it's the third, stop calling her all the time and give her some breathing space.

If it's the fourth, talk things out with her and understand your stance in your relationship. If she says she doesn't want you anymore, just simply move on.

bravo,,,,u don finish work here na,,,no mind those mumu bitches above me, over dumbness dey worry dem sha.

Emodeee:
the missmossy i know is still AV like the on ur remote.
Tear rubber to badt.

she lied to u, chai.

Bbsharon:
I prefer engineering guys to medical student anytime anyday...
I just don't feel the hype on medicine.

one like for you...

STREETSMAR:
I guess i was beginning to move on past a crush, into some dangerous territory. I was also getting bolder with my sexual transgressions. I would steal her underwear; it didn't even take me a month to find their sex cupboard. I found a home video they had made, and I copied it when they weren't home, and used that hundreds of times. It started to become an obsession, and although I was never caught, there were definitely a few close calls.

Time kept passing, and in my sophomore year, I got a girlfriend. She was on the field hockey team, with red hair, and blue eyes, and her name was Tessa. Athletic, fun, and best of all, she would sleep with me. Me and Tessa dated for over a year before i ended it. But that was all it took for me to get over my obsession with Tara. I guess it turns out i just needed to lose my virginity huh? Well after i Graduated i decided to move in with my biological mother, who lived a ferry ride, and 2 hour drive away. I still kept in touch with Tara and Dad, but i had other goals to focus on.

I was taking engineering, with hopes of becoming a chemical engineer. I also decided I was tired of being skinny. I was always fast, and tall, and strong for my age and build, but I never developed the real physique that women drool over. I decided it was time to change that. My mother was a personal trainer, and my best friends dad on the island was a boxing coach. So i completely reformed my diet, started working out 5 days a week, and started boxing about 7 hours a week, in addition to my studies.

And before i knew it 2 years had flown by. I had received my undergraduate in engineering, and was going to choose a specialization over the summer. I had visited Tara and dad only twice in that whole time, both times at Christmas. Something felt off between them. I couldn't place it at the time, but I chalked it up to holiday stress.

I decided I was going to visit them for 2 weeks in the summer, and when I phoned to tell them, they couldn't be more delighted. At this point I had completely changed physique. I was always tall, standing at 6’4”, even more so then my father. But over the 2 years I had put on a good 60 pounds of toned, unadulterated muscle. I looked great, and I felt great. I knew how to fight, and was fighting in amateur rings every month or so, and I loved every second of it. During college I never had any trouble getting girls either, and I suppose I can attribute that to the change in physique.

It didn't just make me look better, I knew I looked better, and that made me confident. I always had acne as a problem as a teenager, and now that was completely gone as well. That’s what eating healthy and exercising does for you. Who knew? The result of all this, is that I got a lot of pussy in college. Enough so that I wasn't fumbling around in the sack anymore like I was with Tessa.

I also had a steady girlfriend now at this time. Her name was Elizabeth, but I just called her Libby, as did almost everyone else. She had dark hair, brown eyes, and a curvy athletic body that only 19 year old girls can have. You know the one.

We had been dating about 3 months when I told her I was going to visit my dad and stepmom for 2 weeks. She wanted to come, but could only come for the last 5 days, as she was helping organize her friend’s wedding. I told her it was totally fine, and we would see each other in 9 days. What an eventful 9 days those were.


tired...may continue later

u berra come finish dis shit..

Emodeee:
Missmossy, cn we be@least FWB?

I dn't want to lose u.

I wanna get in dere. M sure she is AV

wake up dreamer....i disvirgined her on her last birthday, mehn d pleasure no be here o.

amiskurie:
That was the message I sent her yesterday below,I even created a top here for it yesterday.



when it all began,I didn't hide a thing for sake of a strong relationship,I tell you everything u needed to know,I let you know my weakness,and I started doing my little care... And I made it known to u how sensitive my mind,brain and heart is,that u should always tell me the truth..because my brain is highly sensitive and I know it when people lie.YES! So,u begin with your virginity which I later found that it's not true,and why u couldn't let me,but u were trying to attribute that to me.but why lie about it,after I told u I loved u for who u are?Who told u that u cant find love without it... But I still love u even though u lied cause It's not really a big issue to me. From the earliest days,I see everything wrong with the way u treated me.from the days when we discuss your school mother.from the calls I got sometimes even purported by your friends.from most of things. From people that are still in your life that u think I'm not sensitive of. I discuss and try to encourage you to free ur mind and tell me things u think I don't know but u didn't.I waited in vain and in pain for u to concede the secrecy I see all over you.even today u left here,I know you didn't go to Ife.I know that school changed you,but U still dwell in the past after I encouraged u not to.u still hold on and never sacrifice the ugly past for sake of our love.u came from good home,u were just a victim of circumstances,advantages,or should I say disadvantages?But I still love u,and I will always be where u can find me anytime or anyday...the privilege I didn't give to my ex,or anybody I use to know.I will give this privilege to u cause you're special- of all the people I've known in my life.I don't want to leave u to your fate because the world is cold out there.I want to guide you like your best friend/bestie and your brother. Above all,I don't want to tie my emotion to you anymore because it's a painful experience and its killing me mentally,emotionally and even physically. don't let this affect your mood,I promised I will be the same person you use to know,I promise I will be your best friend,I promise u won't see a change in me.I want to guide you and be your inspiration into time.I will fight for you like a brother,like a lover,and a friend. As for me,I want to remain in this state or status till years to come.. A state unconnected to emotions of some kinds. I promise I won't make you see the difference.Thanks dear!

hmmm

madridguy:
@ OP, ANSWER THE QUESTION FIRST. YOU SELF NA WOMAN.

dis is no human na, i tink is one of d apes frm planet of apes.

amiskurie:
I created a topic yesterday abt what makes me break-up with her,so now I just got this message below after I didn't heed to her pleadings.

" Ok no problem, bt dnt b surprises if any body shld cal u to tell u something happend 2 me. I dnt know what will happen bt am vry sure of my sef dat sumtin is goin 2 happen. Tnk u "

This is a girl I gave the privilege of still staying as her frnd to help her through the tough breakup time.

What do I do nairalanders.she's in school too and I have heard a lot of news of ladies doing foolish things in the name of love here in the past.

In as much as I am not taking her back as my girlfrnd,I don't want her harm herself.

Lalasticlala. Ishilove. Seun.

wat was her offence sef dat u cnt forgive her.

MRAKPORS:
i became friends with this married woman on facebook and proposed love to her
Not that i loved her, but trying to confirm this perception that, many married women these days are cheating
She told me she was not interested.
But now, she calls my phone virtually every minute.
she loves to chat me every second.
i chat sex with her and she is not offended
she tells me everything about her.
she can be with me on the phone for over 2 hours and doesnt get tired
Is she in love with me?

Though anytime i bring back proposal, she says no, but we are virtually lovers now.

Your views
insults are welcome

karma is a bitch op...read ma lips.

MRNipples:
@OP airforce1 is not a looser, in life no airtist bcame popular and rich overnight, some went through what airforce1 is going through now, if he believe and work with the right people then the airforce1 u c today wnt be who u will c tommorow, do u know how wizkid use to sit on d floor close to the gate of a sponsorer 4 hours when he started his career? pls wish him well.

dis particular one is arogant, and u knw, dey said, bad xter is lyk a car dat has flat tyre, u cnt go far wit it...a word for him.

Bintus2much:
I recently had an argument with my GF about how often I change my Boxers. I told her I do it once in two days.

Although I could change it in a day if I have done something very hectic that caused me to sweat excessively. She maintained that I change my Boxers on a daily basis.

Fellow Male Nairalandrers, please I need your opinion on this issue. Thanks

once every two days is ok for me, though for me, it also depends on d kinda boxer am wearin...

halfrica:
je suis à la maison qu'en pensez-vous ??

zulezu makurdi nke efulefu;>

tommychow:
Am I the only one that can't do serious relationship with a female who's less than 3 years younger than me? I prefer babes on or close to my intellectual and maturity level. The other day I was reading a thread, the OP was about 8 years older than his ex (i think she was 19 when they started dating and 22 when she exed him). He complained about how he went through heaven and hell for her in the hopes of marrying her. Babe said she wanted to move on. For me, if she hadn't told him straight up and exed him, she would have cheated due to her need for more adventure. Then he would have given another rant on NL. So basically, it already ended from the start of the relationship.

Agbayas, stop seriously involving (i.e. long term relationship) yourselves with way younger girls unless maybe she's around 25 (real woman age) and above e.g. She's 25 you're 30, not bad. But, she's 21 and you're 30. Pedo much? WTF! You wanna be with girls that still don't know what they want in a partner, that don't know what the hustle feels like and are still spoilt daddy's girls, that aren't done with bad boys and still get wet when they see a guy popping collar and "bouncing", that still compete with their friends in having the fresher BF etc.

Mature women might not be as fitter, cuter or tighter down there for your tiny-ass d1ck but trust me, nothing good comes out from thinking with your d1ck. At the end of the day, your d1ck gets satisfied but the rest of you gets all the bullshi...

Just saying though. Take it hor left it, jus eping you hunderstand!

my brother, need i read all ur post...spot on...ur so on point...hw can u be so nice, caring, always calling to check on her, send her airtym even wen she dint ask, @d end of d day she will take u for granted...wit dis ur write up, i'd realise dat it all boils dwn to maturity and knwin wat dem gals want in a man..,so many of dem @dat age bracket are still bobby suckers and daddy's pet dat dey cnt sit dwn to really analyz wat dey want in man and go for it...dey luv anytin fantasizing, dey luv exuberances...dey dnt like anytin dat will last...dey r "for d mement kinda gals"...dey can neva climb d mountain wit u, bt dey wud wanna come sit wit u wen u av reached top of d mountain..needless i say more, i tink frm 25 and above does it berra...cus @da age bracket, her mindset towards men wud av changed positively.

EgusiSoup:
GBAGUN!!
ITS ''Correction'' not Kworection
You dose'nt even knows how to spoke english

lol