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halfrica:
je t'aime joie comme une sœur

tu le moi, tule tule:@

MrsPhyno:
NL come dry like Sahara Desert so I jus wanted to ask my own kweshion, no need for any applaudise abeg

We all know that funny or humourous people are usually quite popular. In fact, when babes are discussing the character traits they like in guys they almost inevitably say "oh he should be funny" or "I need a guy who can make me laugh". So I was just wondering.

Do males like funny/witty females? Do you like girls that tell interesting stories or can make you laugh? Do you hate that and prefer someone serious? Do you even care at all, like she's not there to make you laugh but for other things Please Discuss

well, i'd like her to be moderately funny...like d poster above me said...50/50, cos if she's too funny it might beget lousiness...u knw gals, smtin too dey carry dem. In english....dey easily get carried away...

EgusiSoup:
what is this one saying now?

lol...he's simply asking u to take kworection

MzPecs:
Lol

LOL...yes na, u say u no knw maths yet u bagged A for waec, hw come

EgusiSoup:
it is yesterday is my birthday! please correct yaself>>

u dnt knw d diff btween past tense and present tense ba?, u no go swallow ur pride take simple correction nw ni?

EgusiSoup:
it is yesterday is my birthday! please correct yaself>>

u dnt knw d diff btween past tense and present tense ba?, u no go swallow ur pride take simple correction nw.

Josephamstrong1:
lol...less friends like u, less bullshit.

she gave u wat u deserve bro...

cahrym:
To copy this tune press 1

u no go kie me wit laff oboy...hahahahaha..

LARRYDKING:
Had As in both mat101 and mat104, I wonder why it's ur nightmare.

both maths are elementary mathematics dat even masscom do it as a borrowed course sef.

MzPecs:
Who looks down on mathematics?

gals be dreading maths since tym immemoriaL.

Zceesneh:
I think is losing bae because there are lots of friends out there, u lose this one, this one replace, bae is difficult to find

who told u dat baes are irreplaceable

obiorathesubtle:
losing a bae. Ah mean, you definitely just lost a fÚck opportunity

see dem, sex freaks.

MrsPhyno:
Happy new Month to pince our prince
Please take care of urself this month for our sake

ok na

GentleFrank:
Just a couple of Minutes ago, I just worked out this Funny Love Calculator Tool @ http://LoveCalculatorGame..com. Simply type in your full name as well as the full name of your friend or relation into the respective boxes and use the Love Calculator to calculate the Love Percentage existing in your relationship with one another.

It is indeed a great tool used for conducting compatibility tests and love tests. It is not just a Love Calculator for Kids. You can as well use the tool to play Love Calculator Game Pranks on your friends. So start catching the fun now!

Happy New December Month to you all! Cheers!!!

were d calculator??

EgusiSoup:
who wee love Egunsi Soup?

op rather, yestaday was my birthday.

porchster:
Funny
A friend of mine still have the mentality that when you call a girl the next thing is to tell her to come to your place. 90% of girls would decline such request.

were does dat ur frnd reside, is he a student??

cassyrooy:

derailers paradise...

unilagfreshest:
Well, dis evening my gf nd I were having fun on bed. We were into each other smooching, caressing nd sucking. Then all of a sudden I noticed a whitish liquid coming out of her left breast.. it was like a drop nd it continued till she noticed, which changed her mood. Later we discussed about it, but she had no idea of the cause. I also don't know why aswell. She is in her early 20's. Advice on the cause nd solutions. (Matured response only).

young man, bringing dis issue here was nt necessary...wateva happens to her doctor

porchster:
Lucky for you... you knew. some guys aren't aware of this.

in dis 21st century mr??

raayah:
If you had any issues with her dressing, a simple message on facebook would be nice.

Instead of calling her out in her comments.

I would block you too!

dnt mind him.

SexyCeline:
Op..spare nairaland ladies pls.

is dat on ur dp

rawpadgin:
she's beautiful to me though

exclude her,,,she does it for me

Beadex1:
I don't know if this Is normal, but since childhood I have never fallen in love with a girl that Is my mate its always The other way round....older girls. Am I alright ?

da owo, no, bt ur nt right bt ur left..

YourMain:
Lol too bad they're getting reduced next year.

reduce?, pls dnt, i 've gotta feel dem first na.

porchster:
This method is not 100% guaranteed, but I assure you a smart approach of these points will make you swive her.

Note: This is not about am not handsome or when I have money I will get all the girls bla bla... fine you may get hungry ones, but some reliable ones aren't falling for your money but they fall for the mechanism you use wooing them.

You can get the girl you fantasied about with these simple steps

1) You have to dress well and wear a splendid fragrance before you approach the lady you admire, This will in turn boost your confidence to embark on your 'chiking' journey . note: you are not to dress to kill, but make sure what you put on speak volume of you.

2) Be polite with you approach. Some guys got it wrong by whistling at ladies just to get their attention, this is totally impolite. No girl will answer you in that manner whether you are rich or not. you can use this example by saying "hi babe I like the way you walk I guess you are a model" or "hi pretty your hair got me attracted to you, and I would love to see my sister plait it" so on and so forth.... this first lines would actually make her anticipate more words from you.

3) You shouldn't force her to give you her number because point (1) would tell her the kind of person you are. if she gives you her number make her laff and walk away, you don't have to walk her down to where she going to because, she will see you as a guy badly in need of girlfriend, then would forming hard to get mode activated on you.

4) Wait for like two to three days before you call her. Ask her if she would be chanced to have a date with you.... I believe most girls will accept since there is no string attached to it.... note: whenever you go out for your date, don't ever suggest to her to come to your place....this is where most guys misfire by making their intention known to girls on their first date. Just discuss with her get to know each other..... If she is in a serious relationship she would open up to you because, she knows where you are driving at. (my brother if she is in a serious relationship your chances of getting her is 70-30) so back off before wasting your money.

5)After that, call her on regular basis, try to chat up with her ( constant communication is the key to unlock ladies' heart), be an interesting guy add up with moderate humour....

I bet it with you, with all the stunts, she would be the one suggesting to come to your place. it now depend on whether you want her for serious relationship or not.

Pls no blasting I beg of you...

sorry, bt ur stating de obvious here...tell us smtin new.

Srly, i dunno wat to comment..

YourMain:
But I'm not . Ah well. When I'm 90 I'll look 20

those ur succulent lips sha

YourMain:
Lol babyish look. So I look 16 to you too . I am tender and innocent

truth, u look like a 16yr old teen..lol.

Estharfabian:
uhm...Thanks hunnie!!

didn't get your mentions in time...it's "Estharfabian'' With an "a"...

sowie sweerie...

donTbone:
Yes, and I mean it. That guy is retiring soon and I wanna beat him to a record.
I really need your advice. Any help please

him wan sign for man u, dats y he's retiring. Btw, u sabi run

YourMain:
You too. Have a good one

luv dat ur babish look, ur dp, u look soo tender and innocent.

YourMain:
You too. Have a good one

thanx